Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess

As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she… » 4/20/13 11:30am 4/20/13 11:30am

Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to Cops

So this is genuinely bizarre: Katie Couric and New York police commissioner Ray Kelly are investigating a series of 911 calls placed in the early hours of the morning—Tuesdays at 2 AM—from a number registered to Couric's dead husband Jay Monahan, who passed away of colon cancer in 1998. Because it is highly unlikely… » 2/14/13 9:00am 2/14/13 9:00am

Lady Gaga Abandons Tour, Says She Can't Walk Due to Painful Joint…

Oh, Gaga! Oh no! Our gal Gagz announced via Twitter and Facebook this afternoon that she's postponing the rest of her current tour due to chronic and debilitating synovitis, or inflammation of the joints. She says she's been hiding the pain from her staff, but she just can't cope anymore and will be postponing her… » 2/12/13 8:00pm 2/12/13 8:00pm

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… » 1/29/13 9:00am 1/29/13 9:00am

Kanye Leads Introspective Twitter Debate (With Himself) Re: the Word…

Last night, Kanye West asked his Twitter followers if they thought it was ever okay to use the word "bitch." (Well, by "ask" we mean he tweeted incessantly for quite some time, as he is known to do.) "I usually never tweet questions but I struggle with this so here goes...is the word BITCH acceptable?" Kanye posited.… » 9/03/12 11:00am 9/03/12 11:00am

Demi Moore's Topless, Pot-Smoking, Underage-Drinking Daughters Estrange…

For your latest installment of the Troubled Hollywood Families Variety Programme, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah (23, 20 and 18 respectively) have cut off all ties from their mom Demi Moore, whose emotional breakdowns in the wake of her split with Ashton Kutcher became too overwhelming for the kids to handle. Since Moore… » 7/07/12 11:30am 7/07/12 11:30am

Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Will Be Bruce Willis When He Grows…

Time travel is has not yet been invented, but JGL is already using it, which means he is a retrofuture action star in Looper, a movie that seems determined to scramble your brain in a few different ways. One of them being accepting the fact that in 20 years JGL will look like Bruce Willis. Yippie ki yay? » 4/13/12 11:40am 4/13/12 11:40am

Nick Cannon Says He's Suffering From an Autoimmune Disease

Nick Cannon has had a two big health scares in the past few months. First, there was his alarmingly vague case of "mild kidney failure," and then he developed two life-threatening blood clots in his lungs. It seemed strange that someone young and otherwise healthy would be having these things happen, but today Nick… » 3/02/12 8:00pm 3/02/12 8:00pm

Scout Willis And Her Assless Chaps Take You On A Poetic Journey

Take the feel of a first-year art school project, add the writing skills of James Franco and a dash of Chloë Sevigny pretense and you have Scout Willis's new fashion spread-cum-diary entry. Confused? Well, hold onto your wigs because you're in for a wild ride. The spawn of actor parents Demi Moore and Bruce Willis » 12/08/11 9:00am 12/08/11 9:00am

Bruce Willis Goes All Die Hard On Ashton Kutcher's Ass

Sure, it's not all that hard to cheat on your wife if you have the lack of respect and a window of opportunity. However, it may become a little more complicated if her ex-husband is John McClane! That's right, Ashton Kutcher has been avoiding an increasingly angry Bruce Willis's calls and came face-to-face with him… » 11/03/11 9:00am 11/03/11 9:00am