Sunday Night Sign-Off: Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfucker

Well today has been quite a shitshow. I'm just going to help myself to the emergency bottle of Black Label I bought on Thursday. (The emergency was that I already drank all the whisky in the house and had none left.) » 11/02/14 7:40pm 11/02/14 7:40pm

Michael J. Fox 'Stunned' at News of Robin Williams's Parkinson's

Michael J. Fox says he was "stunned" to learn of Robin Williams's Parkinson's diagnosis, and added that Williams—long before being diagnosed—had been a dedicated supporter of the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research. » 8/14/14 8:10pm 8/14/14 8:10pm

Queen Beyoncé Biked to Brooklyn for Her Concert Like a Pleb

Before her last show at the Barclay's Center, Yoncy gave her driver the day off and biked from the modest Tribeca home she shares with mild-mannered car insurance salesman Jay Z all the way across the Brooklyn Bridge to the venue. She also Instagrammed it because otherwise it didn't happen: » 8/07/13 9:00am 8/07/13 9:00am

Alicia Silverstone Organizes Breast Milk Swap Meet

The book that Alicia Silverstone read in the 9th grade that said "'Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people" clearly had an effect on her; she's long been a vegan PETA supporter, and now she's adding breastfeeding advocacy to her repertoire. » 7/02/13 9:00am 7/02/13 9:00am

Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess

As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she… » 4/20/13 11:30am 4/20/13 11:30am

Dashing Dudes and Dresses That Make No Sense at the G.I. Joe Premiere

Guys, what the world needs now is a big-budget display of American aggression. Thank Zeus for Paramount Pictures' G.I. Joe: Retaliation, which premiered last night in Hollywood. If you dig lantern-jawed dudes, WTF dresses and Molly Ringwald, step right up and check out this red carpet. » 3/29/13 11:55am 3/29/13 11:55am

Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to Cops

So this is genuinely bizarre: Katie Couric and New York police commissioner Ray Kelly are investigating a series of 911 calls placed in the early hours of the morning—Tuesdays at 2 AM—from a number registered to Couric's dead husband Jay Monahan, who passed away of colon cancer in 1998. Because it is highly unlikely… » 2/14/13 9:00am 2/14/13 9:00am

Lady Gaga Abandons Tour, Says She Can't Walk Due to Painful Joint…

Oh, Gaga! Oh no! Our gal Gagz announced via Twitter and Facebook this afternoon that she's postponing the rest of her current tour due to chronic and debilitating synovitis, or inflammation of the joints. She says she's been hiding the pain from her staff, but she just can't cope anymore and will be postponing her… » 2/12/13 8:00pm 2/12/13 8:00pm

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… » 1/29/13 9:00am 1/29/13 9:00am

Kanye Leads Introspective Twitter Debate (With Himself) Re: the Word…

Last night, Kanye West asked his Twitter followers if they thought it was ever okay to use the word "bitch." (Well, by "ask" we mean he tweeted incessantly for quite some time, as he is known to do.) "I usually never tweet questions but I struggle with this so here the word BITCH acceptable?" Kanye posited.… » 9/03/12 11:00am 9/03/12 11:00am

Demi Moore's Topless, Pot-Smoking, Underage-Drinking Daughters Estrange…

For your latest installment of the Troubled Hollywood Families Variety Programme, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah (23, 20 and 18 respectively) have cut off all ties from their mom Demi Moore, whose emotional breakdowns in the wake of her split with Ashton Kutcher became too overwhelming for the kids to handle. Since Moore… » 7/07/12 11:30am 7/07/12 11:30am

Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Will Be Bruce Willis When He Grows…

Time travel is has not yet been invented, but JGL is already using it, which means he is a retrofuture action star in Looper, a movie that seems determined to scramble your brain in a few different ways. One of them being accepting the fact that in 20 years JGL will look like Bruce Willis. Yippie ki yay? » 4/13/12 11:40am 4/13/12 11:40am

Nick Cannon Says He's Suffering From an Autoimmune Disease

Nick Cannon has had a two big health scares in the past few months. First, there was his alarmingly vague case of "mild kidney failure," and then he developed two life-threatening blood clots in his lungs. It seemed strange that someone young and otherwise healthy would be having these things happen, but today Nick… » 3/02/12 8:00pm 3/02/12 8:00pm

Ashton Kutcher Blocks Journalists From Following Him on Twitter

Ashton Kutcher has been remarkably silent in the wake of his estranged wife Demi Moore's dramatic hospitalization last week, but now he is speaking loudly with his actions: He's started blocking journalists from following him on Twitter. Seriously, @aplusk, that is whack. » 1/30/12 8:00pm 1/30/12 8:00pm

is out of the hospital but no one…

Scout Willis And Her Assless Chaps Take You On A Poetic Journey

Take the feel of a first-year art school project, add the writing skills of James Franco and a dash of Chloë Sevigny pretense and you have Scout Willis's new fashion spread-cum-diary entry. Confused? Well, hold onto your wigs because you're in for a wild ride. The spawn of actor parents Demi Moore and Bruce Willis » 12/08/11 9:00am 12/08/11 9:00am

Bruce Willis Goes All Die Hard On Ashton Kutcher's Ass

Sure, it's not all that hard to cheat on your wife if you have the lack of respect and a window of opportunity. However, it may become a little more complicated if her ex-husband is John McClane! That's right, Ashton Kutcher has been avoiding an increasingly angry Bruce Willis's calls and came face-to-face with him… » 11/03/11 9:00am 11/03/11 9:00am

Rachel Zoe's $250K Post-Partum Push Present From The Hubs

Following the birth of her son, Skyler Morrison, Rachel Zoe has been given a $250,000 push present by her husband, Rodger Berman. It's a ring. Not just any ring. A 10 carat cushion-cut Neil Lane diamond. The perfect piece to wear while dealing with poopy diapers. [Radar Online] » 5/10/11 9:00am 5/10/11 9:00am

Per Usual, Helen Mirren Looks Hot

The Cinema Society & OC Concept screening of RED, at The Museum of Modern Art, was a treat: Dame Helen looked smokin', and Mary-Louise Parker's bizarre dress, alone, is worth a look! » 10/04/10 10:25am 10/04/10 10:25am

Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants