Ask Men Wants To Drive You Crazy, Ladies

Ladies, I know it's a holiday weekend and all, but there are no vacations in the world of crappy advice, which is why the folks at Ask Men have delivered yet another Top 10 list for us to enjoy. » 9/05/10 3:15pm 9/05/10 3:15pm

Men's Health Is Ready To Seduce You, Ladies

Oh, Men's Health. You are truly the gift that keeps on giving, and it seems as though each new seduction guide you deliver is crazier than the last. » 8/28/10 7:00pm 8/28/10 7:00pm

Men's Health Knows You're Interested, Ladies

Ladies, you are terrible at hiding your lady emotions, which is why Men's Health was able to compile a top ten list of the signs that you're interested in a dude. Like to hear it? Here it go: » 7/17/10 5:30pm 7/17/10 5:30pm

Men's Health Is Revealing All Of Your Secrets, Ladies

Ladies, we have a lot of secrets. We keep them, as you know, in the giant maxi-pad shaped compartment locked securely within Fort Vagina somewhere outside of Tennessee. But alas! One of our own is spilling our secrets! » 7/04/10 5:45pm 7/04/10 5:45pm

Ask Men Has 12 Ways To Steal Your Heart, Ladies

Perhaps the only thing more irritating than a Game-playing bro is the shit he reads to prepare him for a hot night of mindfuckery and general douchiness, like this one, courtesy of Ask Men: » 5/29/10 4:30pm 5/29/10 4:30pm

Bro-etry: A Man Tells Us How To Fix Our Lives In Verse

The Times of London has a somewhat irritating series titled "The Trouble With Women," which gives a platform to a new dude each week so he can complain about the lady-folk. This week, we have a "poet" named Andy. » 2/28/10 3:40pm 2/28/10 3:40pm

Men's Health And Cosmo Want To Make Your Valentine Dreams Come True

Oh man, here we go: "Valentine's Day is quite possibly the worst holiday for men. You have to make plans, spend money, and do everything "right"-at least you know you'll have sex that night." Wah-wah-wah-waaaaah! » 2/14/10 12:45pm 2/14/10 12:45pm

Men's Health Knows What You're Looking For, Ladies

Oh, Men's Health. Just when I think you can't deliver any more ridiculous advice, you pull through with some of the creepiest dating tips you've offered in ages. Ahead, a look at "7 Characteristics Women Look For In A Man." » 1/16/10 5:15pm 1/16/10 5:15pm

The Dockers "Man-Ifesto": Pants, Pants, Devolution

As Jenna mentioned last week, Dockers is pushing a new ad campaign that's based around "trying to inspire men to be men." After reading the Dockers "Man-ifesto," I'd say all it does is continue the Bro-ifying of all things male. » 12/06/09 3:45pm 12/06/09 3:45pm

Teen Wolf Workout Hits The Pages Of Men's Health

Men's Health is currently running a piece titled "The Taylor Lautner Workout," which I guess means that trying to make everyone want to look like a 17-year-old isn't just for women's magazines anymore. High fives, America! [Men's Health] » 12/05/09 3:20pm 12/05/09 3:20pm

Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year

Keeping it classy as ever for the holiday, has released a list of "The Top 10 Girls To Avoid At A Halloween Party." And yes, it's just as horrible as you think it is. » 10/31/09 12:30pm 10/31/09 12:30pm

Ask Men Thinks You're Cruel, Ladies

Ask Men has come up with a list of "Cruel Things Women Do To Men," noting that "it seems like a reverse sexism started to take hold as the feminist movement came about and equality for women began gaining ground." » 10/24/09 5:50pm 10/24/09 5:50pm

Pepsi Releases iPhone App To Help Men "Score" With Women And Brag About…

In order to promote their AMP energy drink, Pepsi recently released an iPhone application called "AMP Up Before You Score," a program that helps men work on their "game" by providing tips on "scoring" with women. Charming! » 10/11/09 12:00pm 10/11/09 12:00pm

Ask Men Thinks They're Too Good For You, Ladies

Ladies, Ask Men doesn't want no scrubs, and in this case, a scrub is a girl who is too pretty, too sexy, and too broke. Let's hang out the passenger side and call BS on this crap, shall we? » 9/12/09 1:55pm 9/12/09 1:55pm

A Quickie From Our Friends At Men's Health

According to the folks at Men's Health, when your girlfriend fails to initiate sex with you, you should "buy her new shoes" to loosen her up a bit. Oh, Men's Health. Charming as ever! [Men's Health] » 8/30/09 6:30pm 8/30/09 6:30pm

Silk Shirts Will Turn You Into A Slut And Other Terrible Dating Advice

A reader wrote in this morning to tip us off to an article, asking if it was, perhaps, "the most awful dating advice ever." I don't know if it's the most awful, Dear Reader, but I'd say it's pretty close. » 8/23/09 2:45pm 8/23/09 2:45pm

Men's Health Has 41 Ways To Make You Swoon

Look out, ladies, because Men's Health has compiled 41 Ways To Make A Woman Swoon, a list of stupid romantic moves to melt your heart. Get your smelling salts ready, because I feel a case of the vapors coming on! » 8/08/09 5:30pm 8/08/09 5:30pm

Men's Health Thinks Your Pickup Moves Are Painfully Obvious

Men across the world keep reading Men's Health for relationship advice, which is good news for me, as I get to keep writing about how dumb it is. Today, we explore their latest mess: "27 Obvious Signs She Wants You." » 7/26/09 1:45pm 7/26/09 1:45pm

Ask Men Thinks You're Fat, Wants Your Boyfriend To Tell You So

Normally I go to Men's Health to get my fill of terrible bro articles, but today's horrifically sexist article comes to us from another bro source: Ask Men, who present us with "Subtle Ways To Tell Her She's Getting Fat." » 7/11/09 2:30pm 7/11/09 2:30pm

In Which Men's Health Brings Us The Creepiest Girlfriend Ever

It has become one of my favorite weekend pastimes to take the piss out of Men's Health. But this weekend, I'm just really, really worried about them, as I'm pretty sure they are going insane. » 6/06/09 5:30pm 6/06/09 5:30pm