Hahahahahaahahahahaaahahahaahaahahhahaahahahaah. Ha. HA. Girls Gone Wild founder/angry orange hexagon Joe Francis was just sentenced to 270 days in county jail for attacking a woman at his mansion in 2011.
Jenny McCarthy might join everyone's (or just my) favorite show The View! Or at least, that's what her minions want people to think so that she can edge out Brooke Shields for the hearts of Americans country-wide. As for my heart, it's torn. On the one hand, I love Brooke Shields non-ironically. On the other hand, The …
Has the mobile mammogram bus in your town ever lost funding and you wondered what to do about it? And you're middle-aged and so you thought the best course of action would be to have a fundraiser in the form of charity basketball game where you played some girls high school basketball stars? And, just for kicks, you …
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.
While Adele is OK with her weight, occasionally the Internet is not. "I read a comment on YouTube that I thought would upset me — ‘Test pilot for pies' — but I've always been fine with it. I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't." Shit, yes. You can't help but wonder what Adele's…
Gwynnie says she's recently discovered that her great-great-great-grandfather was a "miracle worker" and "Kabbalah master," who also saved his shtetl from a fire. Then he guest-starred on Glee and released a cookbook. [Contact Music]
One of the most uncomfortable truths about the fashion industry is that most models begin working when they are in their early teens or even tweens; they are children. In this editorial, Vogue Paris cuts right to the chase.
Brooke Shields still fits in the Calvin Klein jeans from her iconic 1980 ads. "I looked like a sausage," she said on Ellen, "but I was going to get them zipped up if it was the last thing I did."
[New York, July 7, 1981. Brooke Shields captured by paparazzi on the streets of New York City]
[New York, June 3. Image via INF]
[New York, March 24. Image via Flynet.]
"How wonderful life is, now that Gaga's in the world," warbled Elton John. Hyperbolic? Maybe: but red carpets are sure a lot weirder! The amfAR New York Gala is always star-studded and fab, but it's never been this...odd.
[New York, December 14. Image via Pacific Coast News]
IFP's 19th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards, held at Cipriani, Wall Street, was obviously star-studded. And Natalie Portman, Brooke Shields, Kristen Wiig, Rosie Perez and many more, took "independent" as license to ill. (Okay, not Natalie.)
You know it's fab when you see Anna Wintour and the Olsens. And that it's bizarre when you see Johnny Depp, Patti Smith, and Danny DeVito. "The Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit: A Tribute To Tim Burton" was both.
