Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate Ashley Judd and her husband, three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, are divorcing after eleven years of marriage, which is like a golden anniversary in celebrity years.

Today in Tweet Beat, Carrie Fisher is the new spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. Plus, celebs are all over this Sarah Palin "blood libel" thing."

The wrestling progeny has a "grueling" exercise regime, overseen by The Hulk. "I love my body," she says. "Thick or not, I'm firm. I don't have cellulite. I'm happy with how I am." Even if it's only for the industry.

Today in Tweet Beat, La Toya Jackson makes our day by joining Twitter, Kelly Bensimon is suddenly "the queen of accountability," and Kanye an email complaint.

Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Jackson's questionably ethical dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein has been made a consultant for the FDA. Plus, Eric Roberts talks about why he got off the pot.

In today's Tweet Beat: Juicy J's take on the Woods divorce, the benefits of marrying a chef; the dangers of working with Joey Lawrence; the perils of small planes; and Marlon Wayans' beef with Montana Fishburne!

Today, we learned about the stars' workouts and detoxes, Juicy J went courtin', Kanye was in the air, and Melissa Joan Hart was mad at...somebody.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kanye has healed enough from last year's VMAs to join Twitter, Diablo Cody has a baby, and Chris Brown has a new tattoo.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay goes after Dr. Drew, her father, and Joan Rivers in less than 280 characters. Plus, Mariah Carey's hairdresser is shitting himself because he burned her with a curling iron.

Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry is grossed out by public breastfeeding, Sherri Shepherd finally found a happy ending (at a massage parlor), and Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM was not activated by Kombucha, just so you know.