Another woman has accused Bloomberg L.P. of discriminating against the pregnant. Monica Prestia has joined the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission's lawsuit against the financial giant. Apparently a barren supervisor was "openly hostile" to the fertile Prestia. That sort of sounds like the fertile crescent. Now I…

Kate Moss: Not-So-Super Role Model To Schoolgirls

Jessica G.

11/12/07 5:00pm

Is Kate Moss sending a bad message to Britain's schoolgirls? Some teachers think that England's failure to prosecute Kate for her documented cocaine use in 2005 undermined the country's anti-drug efforts. "Teenagers need to see people who have broken the law suffer the consequences,' said Pat Langham, president of…

Lily Allen Take Note: One In Five Britons Has Sex While Abroad

Jessica G.

11/09/07 4:30pm

Everyone knows that the best part of vacation is sex with foreign strangers! According to a new study, 20% of young UK denizens have sex while abroad, and this may indicate "risky sexual behavior" in terms of using protection against STDs. [Science Daily]
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Breaking: We're All Gonna Die

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11/07/07 4:30pm

According to a new government study, a few extra pounds won't kill you! [ABC News]
Or they will kill you! Science daily says the overweight risk dying from cardiovascular disease, and the underweight have increased mortality from a shitload of other diseases! [Science Daily]
Guess what? A TON of other things besides…

Adorable Bearded Monkeys Discovered in East Africa

Jessica G.

11/05/07 4:00pm

Cutest discovery evs?? A new population of these owl-looking motherfuckers called De Brazza's monkeys — thought to be near extinction — were found in Kenya. Look at that face! Don't you kind of want one? [National Geographic]
Britney, you best be letting Sean and Jayden get some shut-eye. A new study shows that lack…

Dear Britney, We're Worried About Your Liver

Jessica G.

11/02/07 5:00pm

Britney should be worried about her liver, and not just because of her coke snorting and purple drank-ing — because of her Taco Bell-laden diet. A recent study showed that mice on a high fat diet were much more susceptible to liver injury. [Science Daily]
The World Toilet Summit is currently getting "down to business"…

Paris Stuck Between A Mouse and Her Crotch Rot

amparry

10/31/07 3:00pm

Big conundrum for Paris Hilton - continue to be against testing on animals or support research into curing (her) Chlamydia? Toughie. [Science Daily]
This headline makes us sad: "Stunning New Revelations on Cancer; Limit Bacon, Alcohol & Red Meat." So what are we supposed to eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? [ABC…

Men Bend It Like Their Imaginary Celebrity Girlfriends!

amparry

10/29/07 3:30pm

Workout craze pilates isn't just for rich white women like Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Aniston anymore! It's for rich, beefy white dudes too. [LA Times]
As you may know, Oprah's school for girls in South Africa is being investigated for charges of sexual and physical abuse. Oprah says she is so…

Britney's Not Crazy. She's Just On Deadline.

amparry

10/26/07 4:10pm

A new study says that women are more stressed than men. We really don't have time to be reading and writing about studies like this because we totally have a big Powerpoint presentation to get and we are, like, about to pull our hair okay? Gawd! [Feminist.org]
Dressing like a hooker for Halloween isn't just for adult…

Short Men More Likely To, Uh, Cruise For Little Boys

amparry

10/24/07 5:30pm

Short men are more likely to be pedophiles, according to a new Canadian study. Maybe they're just looking for someone their own size? Kidding. [NEWS.com.au]
At least there's one Supreme Court Justice who will stand up for the rights of women. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has cautioned that if Roe v. Wade is overturned, such a…

Cameron "Crater Face" Diaz Feels Our Pimple Pain

amparry

10/22/07 4:30pm

Something Cameron Diaz and that goiter on our forehead parading as a pimple have known forever: Women are more likely than men to suffer from adult acne. [Science Daily]
A woman whose canoe capsized survived 19 hours at sea, clinging to her bag in the choppy water, until rescuers spotted her off the coast of Maui.…

One Baby's Barley Water Is Another Baby's Breast Milk

amparry

10/19/07 4:30pm

Yay, heart-warming story! The International Breast Milk Project ships breast milk, or liquid gold, to Africa, where nine-thousand bottles is enough to feed six babies for a year. Being that lil' Suri Cruise was weaned on a Hubbard-approved cocktail of barley water and corn syrup, we sure hope Katie didn't let her…

This Woman Would Like To Take Your Birth-Control And Shove It

amparry

10/17/07 4:30pm

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Bush does it again: The forty-turd president has appointed birth-control opponent Susan Orr — who thinks contraceptives encourage our "culture of death" — to head the family planning branch of the Department of Health and Human Services. [Washington Post]
Novelist Anne Enright beat out favorites like Ian McEwan for…

Which Wide-Eyed Simpson Looks Brighter?

amparry

10/15/07 5:30pm

A new study suggests that birth order does matter and that older sibs typically have a higher IQ than younger ones. This study was done on men, however. Hopefully when a similar study is done on women, the Simpson sisters won't be included and skew the results. [CNN]
No shit! Women with bad PMS don't sleep well — this…

Mr. Winehouse Woulda Said, "No, No, No."

amparry

10/10/07 4:00pm

Apparently, many men are still following that archaic, women-as-property tradition of asking their future-father-in-laws for "permission' to marry their girlfriends. Something tells us Amy Winehouse's partner-in-crack-addiction, Blake Fielder-Civil, did not. [Salon]
Researchers have discovered that a low-fat diet cuts…

Is It Awful To Hope That Jennifer Lopez Is Expecting A Boy?

amparry

10/08/07 6:00pm

Daughters born to women with "wide, round hips" are more vulnerable to breast cancer? Jesus. Researchers hypothesize that "wide round hips reflect high levels of sex hormone production at puberty, which persist after puberty and adversely affect breast development of the daughters in early gestation." [Science Daily]

J. Lo Should Have Her Baby Shower At Red Lobster

amparry

10/05/07 3:00pm

Contrary to what will undoubtedly be tomorrow's breaking health news report, pregnant women should eat fish, despite the mercury risk. [CBSNews]
Police in the UK have turned their attention away from the city pubs where sex slaves are sold on the down low and are now focusing their efforts on suburbia. And people say…

Panic-Stricken Kim Basinger's Maybe Not-So-Healthy Heart

amparry

10/03/07 5:30pm

A recent study suggests that women who suffer from panic/anxiety attacks [That would be me! -Ed.] have a higher chance of suffering a heart attack or stroke later in life. [USA Today]
Can consensual sex become rape midway during the act? A Maryland court is trying to determine that in the case of a 18-year old woman…

If They Don't Wear Condoms, Who Says They're Gonna Pop Pills?

amparry

10/01/07 5:30pm

Sure, a birth control pill for guys may be on its way, but after watching Knocked Up again this weekend we would never actually trust the dipshit to take it. [MSNBC]
Being stressed about work increases a woman's chance of developing breast cancer, say researchers. Yeah, so does being alive. Happy Breast Cancer…

Every Little Girl Dreams Of Dressing Like Paris Hilton

amparry

9/28/07 4:30pm

Shopping.com took a poll and the most popular pop-culture costume idea was a Jail-Bird Paris Hilton. Seriously, if a trick or treater comes to our door in an orange jumpsuit and a blond wig holding a ham and cheese sandwich, they will get all our candy. [SeattlePI.com]
Score one for reproductive-rights advocates in…

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