The Five Most British Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut
Honey Boo Boo personifies America in a way that perhaps no other single person in our time does. Her penchant for sketti and go-go juice is paired with a nonchalant progressive attitude towards gays and politics, not to mention she's a great body-positive role model. In the U.S., Boo Boo has been a divisive issue,…
British People to Change 'Big Ben' to 'Big Beth' in Honor of the Queen
In honor of Queen Elizabeth not dying for hella long (you know what was always weird about the queen? Was how she was an old lady but then there was this even older old lady who was her mom!), the people of England have decided to name a biiiiiiiiiiiig clock after her. For Q-Liz's Diamond Jubilee (60 years on the…
The Colorful Countess Behind The Real Downton Abbey
Highclere Castle, where Downton Abbey is filmed, has been home to the Carnarvon family since 1679. The 8th Earl of Carnavon and his wife live there now, but also allow the property to be opened to the public. One may explore the grounds, hold a banquet, or even use the manse as the backdrop for a wedding. But much…
Royal Wedding Broadcasts Might Be 3-D
The BBC, Virgin, and other British telly stations might broadcast the Kate Middleton/Prince William wedding using majestic 3-D technologies so the home viewers can feel like they're at Westminster Abbey. Prince Charles's already wearing his pair, because he's so excited.
Russian Gyno Rants Against Weak And Smelly Women In Labor
The Daily Mail isn't exactly known for its progressive view of women. Then again, neither are Russian men. What happens when you bring the two together? Disaster. Pure and simple.
Obama Wants A "Big Fucking Deal" T-Shirt • Blogs Are The New Telephone
• Not only is the VP's verbal diarrhea no big thing, it is downright T-shirt-worthy, according to our fearless leader. Joe Biden claims Obama joked on Wednesday morning that his comment was "the best thing about yesterday."

