God Bless Bit Bit! Not only is she killing it in her Vegas shows (or so I hear), but she's also freaking out about shoes and gifting people horses for their birthday. If you're close to Spears, you're getting what you want to celebrate the fact that you're one year closer to your inevitable demise. » 12/31/14 5:50pm 12/31/14 5:50pm

Now you know exactly what to do the next time you rack up $26. » 12/07/14 3:14pm 12/07/14 3:14pm

In today's Tweet Beat, Britney Spears is 33 years-old, Donald Trump continues to offer advice that nobody asked for and Lady Gaga reassures her monsters. » 12/02/14 7:30pm 12/02/14 7:30pm

Christina Bianco is back, this time with a powerhouse cover of "Forget You," featuring more of her signature celebrity impressions. » 10/27/14 9:30am 10/27/14 9:30am

Sam Lutfi penned an open letter swearing to the world he's only trying to help Amanda Bynes and not, say, take advantage of her situation to gain exposure for himself. » 10/20/14 8:05pm 10/20/14 8:05pm

You don't want to cross Britney Spears, because she is so rich and powerful she will literally tie you up and feed you to that snake she wore in her "I'm a Slave 4 U" performance at the VMAs. And if you mess with Britney's man, she will sue you into oblivion if you don't keep your goddamn mouth shut. » 9/10/14 6:45pm 9/10/14 6:45pm

Britney Spears recently became single again (BOO WHY IS LOVE DEAD) and considering what a national goddamn treasure she is, it'a about time we all stepped up and gave her a helping hand finding her next emotional train wreck. » 9/10/14 11:20am 9/10/14 11:20am

In today's Tweet Beat, Britney Spears loved Katy Perry's tribute to her infamous denim evening wear look, Jenny Slate has an editorial suggestion for Shape and Idris Elba is still sexy. » 8/25/14 7:30pm 8/25/14 7:30pm

Beyoncé will grace the MTV Video Music Awards with her actual presence and they’re giving her a prestigious award, so she won’t be phoning it in from France or wherever. Remember the last time she performed on the VMAs? It was 2011, when she announced her pregnancy with Blue Ivy and broke Twitter. Hard to top that,… » 8/07/14 2:00pm 8/07/14 2:00pm

Elusive chanteuse Britney Spears and famed weirdo director/ transcendental meditation enthusiast/ amazing Louie guest star David Lynch are launching their own respective lines of women's wear. Both contain bras. » 7/24/14 9:40am 7/24/14 9:40am

In today's Tweet Beat, Britney Spears gives a good girl a spanking, Miles Teller suggests a new app and Billy Eichner is marathoning The Golden Girls. » 7/11/14 7:30pm 7/11/14 7:30pm

A non-autotoned version of Britney Spears' "Alien," from her latest album Britney Jean, has been leaked. Not surprisingly, her voice falls flat in many places, either because Britney Spears is not known for her vocal prowess, or because this version wasn't meant to be a "take" for engineers to refine anyway. » 7/09/14 1:00pm 7/09/14 1:00pm

Keira Knightley told Graham Norton that she often gets mistaken for other female celebrities, "but the one that's quite surprising is Britney Spears." WHO CAN'T TELL KEIRA KNIGHTLEY AND BRITNEY SPEARS APART? WHAT WORLD IS THIS. » 6/16/14 9:00pm 6/16/14 9:00pm

In what comes as a shock to absolutely nobody, Britney Spears' manager confirmed that she indeed is not singing live at her Las Vegas Piece of Me show despite the pop industry's steadfast commitment to live and unaltered performances*. The greatest mystery of 1999 has finally come to a close. » 6/15/14 12:30pm 6/15/14 12:30pm

Does Britney Spears' Vegas residency make her a “feminist role model for single working mothers everywhere"? » 6/11/14 1:30pm 6/11/14 1:30pm