Hell Hath No Fury Like Britney Spears Scorned: She Will Destroy You

You don't want to cross Britney Spears, because she is so rich and powerful she will literally tie you up and feed you to that snake she wore in her "I'm a Slave 4 U" performance at the VMAs. And if you mess with Britney's man, she will sue you into oblivion if you don't keep your goddamn mouth shut. » 9/10/14 6:45pm 9/10/14 6:45pm

Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all

I cannot tell a lie: I am a huge Britney Spears fan. I may not be into some of the deeper cuts, but I watched all of Chaotic, rooted for her recovery and I didn't completely disagree when Chris Crocker told everyone to leave her alone. It's pretty sad, then, that Britney's dad had to buy a video of her boyfriend… » 8/29/14 5:29pm 8/29/14 5:29pm

Beyoncé Will Perform Live and in Person at the VMAs

Beyoncé will grace the MTV Video Music Awards with her actual presence and they’re giving her a prestigious award, so she won’t be phoning it in from France or wherever. Remember the last time she performed on the VMAs? It was 2011, when she announced her pregnancy with Blue Ivy and broke Twitter. Hard to top that,… » 8/07/14 2:00pm 8/07/14 2:00pm

​Surprise: Britney Spears Has Been Lip Syncing Her Las Vegas Show

In what comes as a shock to absolutely nobody, Britney Spears' manager confirmed that she indeed is not singing live at her Las Vegas Piece of Me show despite the pop industry's steadfast commitment to live and unaltered performances*. The greatest mystery of 1999 has finally come to a close. » 6/15/14 12:30pm 6/15/14 12:30pm

Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Joe Biden Cavort around DC

Last night was the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, DC's biggest annual fire hazard (from politicians, journalists, and celebrities rubbing elbows so damn hard). Host Joel McHale said some things (including a quip about paying potential first female president Hillary Clinton 30% less! lolol get it?!),… » 5/04/14 11:30am 5/04/14 11:30am

Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab, Back in Jail

Only a few weeks ago it seemed that Chris Brown was doing so well. He had been undergoing residential treatment for anger issues (as well as recently diagnosed Bipolar and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) and was said to be cooperating and progressing. But yesterday, Brown was discharged from the treatment facility in… » 3/15/14 11:30am 3/15/14 11:30am

Noted Word Thief Shia LaBeouf Storms Out of Berlin Press Conference

Shia LaBeouf, that dust devil of celebrity angst, swirled out of a press conference in Berlin for Lars von Trier's new sex movie Nymphomaniac after a reporter asked him a seemingly obvious question about doing a movie with so many sex scenes. LaBeouf, apparently nonplussed by the sex query, gave a characteristically… » 2/09/14 11:30am 2/09/14 11:30am

DMX May Not Lay The Smackdown on George Zimmerman After All

There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that… » 2/08/14 12:15pm 2/08/14 12:15pm