Bristol Palin Is Trying to Pick a Pointless Fight With Wendy Davis

Today in awful people news: Bristol Palin — America's mean older sister — has THANKFULLY weighed in on the whole Wendy Davis (non) scandal and accused the Texas politician of being a gold digger, an abortion lover and a terrible mother. Aw, BriBri. You are as cruel as your hair is shiny. Can I hang out in your room???? » 1/29/14 12:40pm 1/29/14 12:40pm

Charlie Sheen Denounces Phil Robertson's Bigotry with a Weird Poem

After bigoted duckpreneur and Sweetums stuntman Phil Robertson expressed his very strong preference for vaginal intercourse and his very pronounced disdain for gay people, the first question everyone asked was: Why is Duck Dynasty even a thing, anyway? The second question was: What does Charlie Sheen, himself a former… » 12/22/13 11:30am 12/22/13 11:30am

Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift

Sincerest feelings-havers Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift have been Internet friends since Red dropped in October, but Dunham just admitted that the denizens of Bushwick who constitute her fanbase have a hard time believing that she scream-sings "You Belong With Me" in the shower like many a red-blooded human being.… » 1/03/13 9:00am 1/03/13 9:00am

Bristol Palin Demands an Apology from Jimmy Kimmel, Gets Jack Squat

Bristol Palin appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night after being voted off Dancing with the Stars (shoulda gone with the Pachanga, OBV), and wasted no time in demanding an apology from noted Sarah Palin-skewerer Jimmy Kimmel. Funny how one's defensive ire against evil comedians evaporates as soon as one is offered… » 10/17/12 4:20pm 10/17/12 4:20pm

Someone Who Cares Way Too Much About Dancing With the Stars Sends…

Uuuuugh, get a grip, humans! Some crazy person who really really really doesn't enjoy Bristol Palin's attempts at the Samba (I assume he was hoping for the Pachanga) mailed a suspicious package filled with white mystery powder to CBS. The accompanying note explained that, "This is what will happen to you if Bristol… » 10/04/12 8:20pm 10/04/12 8:20pm

Stacy London Opens Up About Anorexia and Binge Eating

What Not To Wear co-host Stacy London reveals in her upcoming book The Truth About Style that she came by the lessons she doles out to women in sartorial need the hard way. When her psoriasis began at the age of 4, she grew into a self-punishing adolescent who battled anorexia and compulsive overeating, with a weight… » 10/04/12 9:00am 10/04/12 9:00am

Celebrity Fight! Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Sue Billy Corgan,…

Wow, okay. Wow. Once in a long while a story comes along that makes all this dirt-baggin' worth it. Specifically, for me, it happens when totally rando celebrities get mad at each other over mundane shit and I get to imagine them sitting in a room and yelling at each other. The best!!! Case in point: Rebecca Gayheart » 10/03/12 8:00pm 10/03/12 8:00pm

J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The…

Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the… » 8/06/12 9:00am 8/06/12 9:00am

Bristol Palin Loves Dancing on TV So Much She's Doing It Again

Even though she has her own program (on which she admits she's doing a terrible job disciplining her son, who utters words the FCC won't allow) Bristol Palin just can't get enough of the spotlight. The cast of Dancing With The Stars: All Stars has been announced, and your girl BriPal (Brilin?) is number one on the… » 7/27/12 8:00pm 7/27/12 8:00pm

Kanye West Creates Franken-Ring For Kim Kardashian Proposal

Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized, 'Ye apparently plans to propose with a one-of-a-kind ring made from his late mom Donda's personal jewelry collection. He visited a private jeweler… » 7/24/12 9:00am 7/24/12 9:00am

Willow Palin Is a Total Bitch and Rightfully So

If you're one of the eight or so people watching Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp, then you know that this family really makes you reevaluate the popular notion that the Kardashians are talentless, because they are least, watchable. The only thing remotely interesting about Palin's new show is the teen mom's 17-year-old… » 7/18/12 6:00pm 7/18/12 6:00pm

Lady Gaga's Manager Calls Her 'a 200-Pound Toddler'

First of all, that would be a hella fucked-up toddler. Second of all, there's no way Lady Gaga weighs 200 pounds unless she's eight feet tall and nobody has ever mentioned it. Or if she has adamantium claws (plausible). But anyway, her big fancy manager Troy Carter "jokingly compared Gaga to a '200-lb toddler,' but on… » 6/22/12 8:00pm 6/22/12 8:00pm

Bristol Palin's Riveting New Reality Series Is Neither Real Nor Riveting

Did you catch the new scripted drama that premiered on Lifetime last night called Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp? It follows the life of Bristol, the daughter of a former vice-presidential candidate, as she moves from a small town in Alaska to the bustling metropolis of Los Angeles and — get this — she has to bring… » 6/20/12 4:50pm 6/20/12 4:50pm

Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being…

Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son… » 6/20/12 9:00am 6/20/12 9:00am

Not to Alarm You, But Sarah Palin is Running for President of Television

Her popularity plummeting, repeated political head fakes losing their traction, and thickly framed glasses returning to fashion with a vengeance, it may seem to the casual observer that Sarah Palin's star is fading, that it's only a matter of time before her flirtation with power becomes a horrible, distant memory.… » 6/19/12 5:20pm 6/19/12 5:20pm

Please Stop Contributing to Bristol Palin's Persecution Complex

After ridicule of Bristol Palin's hilariously stupid blog post about President Obama's evolving stance on gay marriage went too far, the daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin seized the opportunity to show her readers just how picked on she is and what big jerks people who disagreed with her were.… » 5/16/12 3:10pm 5/16/12 3:10pm