Former Teen Mom Bristol Palin Is Very Upset That Washington Teens Can Get IUDs

Bristol Palin, scion of Sarah Palin, seven months pregnant in an “I got ahead of myself” situation, is mad about birth control. Specifically, she is mad about Washington teenagers having access to low-cost, long-acting, reversible birth control like IUDs. OK, Bristol. Let’s do this. You really want to do this?
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Sarah Palin: Ahmed Mohamed Is a Terrorist, Probably, Or at Least 'Obstinate' 

While much of the world is charmed by and sympathetic towards Ahmed Mohamed, the Texas ninth-grader handcuffed at school for the crime of building a clock, the Palin family would like you to know they are not amused. Both Bristol Palin and now Mama Bear Sarah have weighed in to say, roughly: “That dang thing looks… »9/21/15 9:10am9/21/15 9:10am

Bristol Palin Makes An Excellent Point: 'It Wasn't Chelsea Clinton'

Recently, I compared the memoirs of Bristol Palin and Malala Yousafzai on this site and many commenters claimed it was an unfair matchup. They said every young women would fail in comparison to the 17-year old Nobel Peace Prize winner (true) and that Bristol never held herself up for such scrutiny (debatable). »10/28/14 2:30pm10/28/14 2:30pm

'Oh Fucking Hell No!': Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Remember that time that the Palins all got together to look at Russia from their house (and just wave to it a little) and instead of a nice gathering where everyone talked about what a hero Bristol was for abstaining from sex, it turned into a fight with some old man calling her a "cunt" and a "slut"? Here's audio. »10/21/14 9:30pm10/21/14 9:30pm

Bristol Palin Is Trying to Pick a Pointless Fight With Wendy Davis

Today in awful people news: Bristol Palin — America's mean older sister — has THANKFULLY weighed in on the whole Wendy Davis (non) scandal and accused the Texas politician of being a gold digger, an abortion lover and a terrible mother. Aw, BriBri. You are as cruel as your hair is shiny. Can I hang out in your room???? »1/29/14 12:40pm1/29/14 12:40pm

Charlie Sheen Denounces Phil Robertson's Bigotry with a Weird Poem

After bigoted duckpreneur and Sweetums stuntman Phil Robertson expressed his very strong preference for vaginal intercourse and his very pronounced disdain for gay people, the first question everyone asked was: Why is Duck Dynasty even a thing, anyway? The second question was: What does Charlie Sheen, himself a… »12/22/13 11:30am12/22/13 11:30am

Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift

Sincerest feelings-havers Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift have been Internet friends since Red dropped in October, but Dunham just admitted that the denizens of Bushwick who constitute her fanbase have a hard time believing that she scream-sings "You Belong With Me" in the shower like many a red-blooded human being.… »1/03/13 9:00am1/03/13 9:00am

Bristol Palin Demands an Apology from Jimmy Kimmel, Gets Jack Squat

Bristol Palin appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night after being voted off Dancing with the Stars (shoulda gone with the Pachanga, OBV), and wasted no time in demanding an apology from noted Sarah Palin-skewerer Jimmy Kimmel. Funny how one's defensive ire against evil comedians evaporates as soon as one is offered… »10/17/12 4:20pm10/17/12 4:20pm

Someone Who Cares Way Too Much About Dancing With the Stars Sends Bristol Palin a Threatening Package

Uuuuugh, get a grip, humans! Some crazy person who really really really doesn't enjoy Bristol Palin's attempts at the Samba (I assume he was hoping for the Pachanga) mailed a suspicious package filled with white mystery powder to CBS. The accompanying note explained that, "This is what will happen to you if Bristol… »10/04/12 8:20pm10/04/12 8:20pm

Stacy London Opens Up About Anorexia and Binge Eating

What Not To Wear co-host Stacy London reveals in her upcoming book The Truth About Style that she came by the lessons she doles out to women in sartorial need the hard way. When her psoriasis began at the age of 4, she grew into a self-punishing adolescent who battled anorexia and compulsive overeating, with a weight… »10/04/12 9:00am10/04/12 9:00am

Celebrity Fight! Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Sue Billy Corgan, Saying He Terrorized Them With a Big Tree

Wow, okay. Wow. Once in a long while a story comes along that makes all this dirt-baggin' worth it. Specifically, for me, it happens when totally rando celebrities get mad at each other over mundane shit and I get to imagine them sitting in a room and yelling at each other. The best!!! Case in point: Rebecca Gayheart »10/03/12 8:00pm10/03/12 8:00pm