Woman Mimics Self-Serious Male Writers With Cigarettes, Men Look Dumb

Remember all of those feminist engagement photos, where the groom is being carried instead of the bride? Well, photographer Szilvia Molnar’s series The Man, The Writer, and His Cigarette tackles the same gender reversal idea except with images of cool male authors with cigarettes. Let’s all imagine if the Malboro man… » 6/26/14 7:15pm 6/26/14 7:15pm

The Canyons Is a Five Hour Slow-Motion Reel of White Dudes Jacking Off

Right up front, I want to make it clear that I was rooting for The Canyons. I want Lohan to be okay! James Deen is compelling, as human beings go! Paul Schrader! Taxi Driver! Bret Easton Eeuuuuugghhhh...uhhhmmm...a fourth thing! So it is with no preconceived grudge whatsoever that I must inform you that… » 8/05/13 3:40pm 8/05/13 3:40pm

Bret Easton Ellis Actually Wrote Kanye's Terrible American Psycho Clip

King Douche Kanye West (the douche you love) is a big fan of King Douche Bret Easton Ellis (the douche you hate) — so much so that he paid homage to the author during the promotion of Yeezus by recreating the iconic Huey Lewis & the News scene from the film American Psycho, which is based on Ellis' novel of the same… » 7/26/13 2:40pm 7/26/13 2:40pm

Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested

Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her… » 4/22/13 9:00am 4/22/13 9:00am

Bret Easton Ellis Whines About Being Uninvited from the GLAAD Awards

Well. We find ourselves once again faced with Bret Easton Ellis having a conniption fit on social media, this time about being snubbed by the GLAAD Awards. No, Ellis wasn’t up for an award — according to his ululating Twitter account, he was told, we imagine politely, that he would not be welcome at the Hollywood… » 4/21/13 5:30pm 4/21/13 5:30pm

Three Weeks With Lindsay Lohan or, Why LiLo's a Delusional Asshole…

After a disastrous half-decade, 2012 seemed like it could be Lindsay Lohan's year. It wasn't. Why does she keep hitting road bumps (or, in her case, other cars on the Pacific Coast Highway) that hinder her success at being a normal working actress? A lengthy new profile of the three weeks she worked on The Canyons » 1/10/13 6:45pm 1/10/13 6:45pm

Shocker: Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Show Up for Work on The Canyons

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Lindsay Lohan's gotta blow off her obligations on the set of every single movie she's worked on for the last five years. In other words, if you play with fire, fire is probably gonna do drugs and drink Red Bull all night and wake up at 4 PM in a bed at the Four Seasons, trying to… » 10/19/12 9:00am 10/19/12 9:00am

Molly Ringwald Got Advice From Bret Easton Ellis About Her Novel

Molly Ringwald (yup, that Molly Ringwald) recently penned her first novel, When It Happens To You, which revolves around a troubled marriage. She still acts and hopes to adapt the novel to the screen—one of her icons is Steve Martin—and counts among her favorite authors Joan Didion, Philip Roth, Lorrie Moore, Toni… » 9/01/12 3:40pm 9/01/12 3:40pm

This Is Happening: Lindsay Lohan and James Deen Are Gonna Make a Movie

Lindsay Lohan just got a job. Bret Easton Ellis Tweeted last night that the troubled actor will be joining porn star (and permanent crush of all straight ladydom) James Deen in the cast of The Canyons, the ultra-low-budget indie film Ellis wrote. Paul Schrader, of American Gigolo and Mishima fame, will direct. The… » 6/12/12 5:00pm 6/12/12 5:00pm

This Is What a Bret Easton Ellis 'Dirt Bag' Looks Like

Saturday, in the wee small hours of the morning, noted scribbler Bret Easton Ellis unleashed an avalanche of ideas for a possible American Psycho sequel, encouraging his followers, "Please keep sending ideas...You won't get credit...But they help..." Most of what Ellis shared with his denizens is just pop culture… » 3/11/12 11:30am 3/11/12 11:30am

The Bret Easton Ellis/James Deen LA Noir Movie is a Go (Maybe)

Title: The Canyons. Starts shooting: In July. Plot: Vague. But it "will follow a small group of Los Angeles twenty-somethings, in a psycho-sexual thriller that will have both crime and redemption elements." So, like Less Than Zero will more fucking? Perhaps! Right now porn star/crush object James Deen isn't officially » 3/06/12 2:50pm 3/06/12 2:50pm