Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a… » 7/16/12 9:00am 7/16/12 9:00am

One Of Charlie Sheen's Goddesses Wisely Leaves Him

Chuckles is a single man, ladies! One of Sheen's token 24-year-old blonde Goddesses, porn star Bree Olsen (née Rachel Oberlin), walked out on Sheen's attempt at a Hefner-like set-up, leaving him with only one 24-year-old blonde, marijuana magazine pin-up Natalie Kenly, to listen to the constant stream of crazy that… » 3/05/11 11:00am 3/05/11 11:00am