Breastfeeding Benefits Have Been Exaggerated

Formula-feeding has been vilified in recent years, with new moms being told that if they don't breastfeed, they could be putting their child at risk for a slew of health, behavioral and developmental problems. But the findings of a new study suggest that's total bullshit. Breast might actually not be best. » 2/28/14 10:40am 2/28/14 10:40am

Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now Available for You to Suck On

Are you tired of the same old lollipops just sitting around in your mouth not tasting like a stranger's leaky breast? Well MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHERLOCK. After rigorous boob-milk taste-testing, the food scientists at one Austin-based candy company have managed to synthesize the flavor of human breast milk in the form of… » 6/07/13 10:50am 6/07/13 10:50am

Breast Milk Jewelry: Cool New Way for Moms to Tell the World They've…

Looking for a statement piece that screams, "I'm a mom and I've thrown in the towel, aesthetically," because your faded stretch pants and the food stains on your promotional T-shirt just aren't getting the message across? Well, you're in luck. For just $64 - $125 you can have your breast milk encapsulated into a… » 4/09/13 6:00pm 4/09/13 6:00pm

Grown Man Is Sexually Aroused by Drinking Wife's Breast Milk

Meet Jeff, loving husband and father of two, who just happens to have a fetish for being breastfed. Luckily for him, Jeff's wife finds his fetish equally erotic. With a toddler and a newborn, she's been lactating for some time — and Jeff been sucking up the extra milk, straight from the source, as a part of the… » 7/16/12 12:50pm 7/16/12 12:50pm

Poor Moms Invest More in Their Daughters, Rich Moms Invest More in…

You might not think that a mother's breastmilk would vary much based on the sex of her offspring, but you would be wrong. It turns out a new study has found that when mothers in Kenya were poor, they produced fattier breast milk for their girls than they did for their boys. The roots of this research can be traced… » 6/24/12 9:45pm 6/24/12 9:45pm

Saudi Cleric Claims Allowing Ladies To Drive Will Lead To End of Virgins

A Saudi Arabian cleric has warned his fellow countrymen against lifting the country's ban on allowing women to drive, asserting that letting ladies take the wheel will lead to a complete extinction of virgins within 10 years. Because everyone knows that ladies will only use their newfound freedom to cars to drive… » 12/02/11 4:50pm 12/02/11 4:50pm

Do Breast Pumps Make Moms Less Likely To Keep Nursing?

A new study found that among new moms who had difficulty getting their babies to breastfeed, pumping by hand rather than machine encouraged them to keep nursing longer. Researchers from the University of California, San Francisco, followed 68 moms who had trouble nursing shortly after birth, randomly assigning them to… » 7/25/11 11:23pm 7/25/11 11:23pm

The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast Pumping

While shopping around for crap I'll have to buy to prepare for the birth of my baby, I've been researching breast pumps. In doing so, I've learned of all the varied activities a new mom can do if she uses a hands-free breast pump. I realize that for many mothers, breast-pumping is a necessity, but will you really be… » 4/27/11 2:15pm 4/27/11 2:15pm

Lady Gaga Threatening To Sue Over Breast Milk Ice Cream

Lady Gaga's lawyers have threatened to sue the London ice cream parlor selling breast milk ice cream called "Baby Gaga." The establishment has received a cease and desist from Mother Monster — not that the product is being sold right now. The owner of The Icecreamists Limited has voluntarily agreed not to make or sell… » 3/07/11 12:20pm 3/07/11 12:20pm

Breast Milk Ice Cream Confiscated Due To Hepatitis Concerns

The breast milk ice cream being sold in London has been confiscated and tested for hepatitis. Shopowner Matt O'Connor is "outraged" and swears: "Our donor was screened at a leading medical clinic, and then the ice cream mix is fully pasteurized. We have had a fantastic response, and 200 women have come forward and… » 3/01/11 10:47am 3/01/11 10:47am