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The Dangerous Look For Girls
"Model" Alicia Douvall is 28-years old. She just had her 12th boob job and has a 12-year old daughter, Georgia. And what did little Georgia ask her mother for for her 13th birthday? An iPhone, perfume, and implants of her own. Says Georgia: "I think my mum looks good. Because of her, I think it's normal to have surgery if something's not quite right." Alicia's reply? "I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career." And as an added gift, Alicia is throwing in a name change, throwing out her daughter's current moniker in favor of a new one, "Destiny". And what does Georgia have to say about that? "I don't mind which one I'm called. It was Mum's idea." And mother always knows best. [Daily Mail]
Breast Intentions
As previously seen and reported, Kelly Rowland has implants now. In the new issue of People, Rowland claims, "I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn't want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2. That would look nuts." She explains why she upgraded: She really wanted to wear "this one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out!" The article later alludes back to that hot top, ending triumphantly: "And that House of Dereon top? "I put it on and I looked SO good!" she says with a laugh. "I'm so happy. I feel complete." [Much Music, Dark Hat]
As previously seen and reported, Kelly Rowland has implants now. In the new issue of People, Rowland claims, "I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn't want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2. That would look nuts." She explains why she upgraded: She really wanted to wear "this one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out!" The article later alludes back to that hot top, ending triumphantly: "And that House of Dereon top? "I put it on and I looked SO good!" she says with a laugh. "I'm so happy. I feel complete." [Much Music, Dark Hat]
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This Week We Talked Queefs, Menses and Implants. You Know, The Ussh
- Tyra Banks is taken seriously enough by this country to host Presidential candidates.
- But Anna Wintour is not! Also, Tyra would totally win in a cage match.
- A photo agency posted pictures of Britney's menses, and we wondered if the paparazzi have gone too far.
- They've gone so far that non-celebrities like Heidi Montag grace the covers of multiple magazines, talking about her boob job.
- Then we got you to tell us about your implants, which were 10 times more interesting than Heidi's.
- But still not as entertaining as Slut Machine's queefs.
- Or her long weekend in Vegas!
- Or Judy Blume's awesome book containing a ton of embarrassing erections, Then Again, Maybe I Won't.
- You know what was also entertaining? When Diane Keaton said the F-word on national television.
- So grab some Rachael Ray endorsed Dunkin' Donuts coffee, crack open a bag of dainty 100 calorie snacks, and go watch the darling Katie Heigl in the resoundingly shitty 27 Dresses. You're worth it!
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Fake Titstimonials: We Asked, You Answered
Today's New York Times Thursday Styles follows up its story about possibly narcissistic kids with one about narcissistic women, or rather, how breast implants, unlike diamonds, won't last forever. (Yes, we know that not all breast implant recipients are narcissists.) Dr. Linda Huang, a Denver plastic surgeon, charges $5,000 to remove implants and roughly $7,500 to replace old ones and snarks, "If they would rather spend their money on a trip to Paris than on me, then I recommend they do not have breast augmentation to begin with." The Times story reminded us of a post from the other day, on which many readers admitted to riding the silicone wave. "I got fake tits last year to correct their asymmetry [and] I feel heaps better now that I am symmetrical. I have silicone gel implants and while they are harder than natural, they aren't rocks. Just 'firm,'" said one commenter. Said another: "I had that condition where your boobs are more long than round (my Dr. said aprox 20% of women have it) and part of getting it corrected entailed getting fake boobs put in. Did wonders for my self esteem & body image, no regrets whatsoever." More »
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Rock Of Love 2: New Season, New Strippers, New Wig For Bret
I don't know if it's because of where and how I've spent the last five days, but the contestants on last night's premiere of Rock of Love 2 didn't seem as outrageous, trashy, or slutty as I expected. But don't get me wrong, I'm still excited about this new season, and I'm sure I'll warm up to the girls very soon. So far, I've particularly taken a shine to Angelique, who is sort of a combination of Alexis Arquette and Tori Spelling. (And to think that she's had like six or seven elective surgeries to get to that point!) She's wonderful though, in all of her busted-ness — particularly her weave, which looks like the white girls' on ANTM like six weeks into the competition after it gets all unbalanced and starts growing out. Oh and good Lord, speaking of hair: The girls may not be over the top this season, but Bret's wig is!
This is a billboard ad for breast implants that someone took a picture of and posted to his Flickr account. Interestingly, the Flickr user writes: "[This is] a billboard seen in the middle of nowhere between Morongo Valley and 29 Palms. I stopped the car, scratched my head, and snapped a photo. We finally decided the target demographic must be soldiers on their way to and from the many military installations in the desert?" Because who would want to go all the way to the Middle East without the promise of bigger tits for all when they get back? [AdRants]
Lady Lumps
A Canadian man took the whole body modification thing to the next level when he had silicone "breast" implants placed beneath his leg tattoo of a sexy, big-titted woman, in order to make it appear three dimensional. This wasn't done by a surgeon in an operating room, but by some dude with plugs and sleeves in a tattoo and piercing shop. (Click tag to see full-size image.) [Body Two]
A Canadian man took the whole body modification thing to the next level when he had silicone "breast" implants placed beneath his leg tattoo of a sexy, big-titted woman, in order to make it appear three dimensional. This wasn't done by a surgeon in an operating room, but by some dude with plugs and sleeves in a tattoo and piercing shop. (Click tag to see full-size image.) [Body Two]
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Some Girls Don't Mind When Their Bosses Compliment Their Breasts
Two of the daughters of The Real Housewives of Orange County are OC Angels — a group of blonde chicks in skimpy outfits who work as a promotional street team for OC Energy Drink. Lindsey is one of the Angels, and her dad's company developed the beverage. Her dad, however, died a few months ago (leaving her and her sister up a financial shit creek with no paddle), so some other guys at the company have kindly taken over such pressing responsibilities, like taking the girls shopping at a place called Teenie Bikini, where they make remarks about the girls' breast sizes, and try to coax them out of the dressing room, so they can get a better look. Clip from last night's episode, above.
Mary Christmas
Adult film actress, former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show Celebrity Rehab, Mary Carey is auctioning off her recently removed breast implants on eBay. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the autographed implants will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Mary used to be a 36D but recently upgraded to a 36DDD. "I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer," she said. They're sure to make a great stocking — or, uh, bra — stuffer. [eBay via AVN]
Adult film actress, former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show Celebrity Rehab, Mary Carey is auctioning off her recently removed breast implants on eBay. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the autographed implants will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Mary used to be a 36D but recently upgraded to a 36DDD. "I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer," she said. They're sure to make a great stocking — or, uh, bra — stuffer. [eBay via AVN]
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First Woman With Breast Implants Still In Agony After All These Years
In 1962, Texan Timmie Jean Lindsey became the first woman to receive breast implants. Timmie Jean, who is now a 75-year-old great-grandmother, granted an interview to the Daily Mail and, though she was really a guinea pig, says she is a "pioneer" who is proud of what she's done. Still, her journey has been long and difficult. When she was 15, she married a carpenter, and had six kids in nine years. She left him when she was 26 and started dating a Mexican immigrant named Fred Reyes, who persuaded her to have red roses tattooed on each of her breasts. She regretted the decision and went to visit a charity clinic, where a young plastic surgeon, Frank Gerow, offered to remove the tattoos using dermabrasion. And when she came back for a follow-up visit, Dr. Gerow suggested Timmie Jean test out his new procedure for sagging breasts: The silicone implant. Timmie Jean was surprised. "It wasn't my breasts that bothered me, it was my ears," she says. "I told Dr Gerow I'd do the new breasts if he would fix my ears." More »
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Now Your Fake Tits Can Express Your Individuality
We've never really wanted breast implants, so maybe this is old news to the pneumatically enhanced, but we were intrigued by a new ad the pharmaecutical company Allergan is running in this month's Marie Claire. Apparently implants are sort of like couture! (Or, perhaps in an appeal to the many Benz-driving financiers of fake tittery, cars!) Behold the "Natrelle Breast Enchancement Collection." Apparently, much like women themselves — and as we have recently learned, much like those women's vaginas — breast implants come in "a broad range of sizes, shapes and profiles." Eager to learn more, we hurriedly went to the website advertised in the ad, hoping to find a list of options akin to one of those delis where every sandwich is named after a famous athlete, like the Linda Carter circa 'Wonder Woman' special, or the Anne Hathaway in the Princess Diaries, or the lactating Salma, or the Statue of Liberty... More »
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Hillary Clinton's Got The X-Chromosome Factor In Her Favor
- Will women help elect the first female U.S. president? Female support for Hillary Clinton is propelling her to the top of the Democratic presidential heap. [Politico]
- More proof that men get dumb when they get horny: Almost 10% of men are downloading porn at work. [Telegraph]
- An Aussie study says that overweight, single women are more likely to raise children with weight issues. One question: Does 'single' mean not in a relationship? Or just 'unmarried'? [Babble]
- Pro-life wingnuts think that the ban of partial-birth abortion is a good thing because it will be replaced by more dangerous methods that are more likely to seriously injure the woman or make her sterile. [Feministe]
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