Aspiring Model Gets Refillable Breast Implants that Balloon to Size 32K

Move over Beshine and Claudia Marie. There's a new breast implant IT girl and it's 26-year-old Martina Big, who's spent over $50,000 in a bid to make herself a model. Not only has she had rhinoplasty and facial injections, but she's also got refillable breast implants that have possibly killed someone. » 2/05/15 10:40pm 2/05/15 10:40pm

Florida Politician's Bigamy Divorce Foiled By Leaking Breast Implants

The divorce proceedings of U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Florida) got an unwelcome interruption this week when Lolita Grayson, soon-to-be ex wife of the congressman, wasn't prepared for court because of a medical emergency stemming from leaking breast implants. » 1/21/15 4:50pm 1/21/15 4:50pm

Seven Questions About the Lady With Three Boobs

Twenty-one year old Jasmine Tridevil—probably not her real name—reportedly spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to implant a third breast on her body. » 9/22/14 3:10pm 9/22/14 3:10pm

Woman Attempts to Smuggle Cocaine Hidden Inside Her Breast Implants

A Venezuelan woman was arrested at Madrid airport after it was discovered that she was carrying 1.7kg—about 3.75lb—of cocaine in her breast implants—like inside her body. Talk about a drug bust! (Ba da bum.) » 8/15/14 11:50am 8/15/14 11:50am

How Much Is That Ass? A Price Guide for Every Cosmetic Procedure

Did you ever wonder how much Nicki Minaj paid for that ass? Or what Kim Kardashian's face costs her? What is the maintenance fee for Real Housewives? Here, we have an entire catalog of price points on every cosmetic procedure you've ever heard of (and some you haven't). » 3/06/14 4:30pm 3/06/14 4:30pm

Did You Know You Can Get Boob Implants Put in While You're AWAKE?

I'm generally not afraid of doctors and medicine and surgery stuff, and I know it's not uncommon for minor, outpatient, or even significant surgeries (such as BRAIN!) to be performed without general anesthesia. I mean, dudes get their penises vasectomied all the time with just local numbness! No big deal! But there's… » 12/24/13 6:20pm 12/24/13 6:20pm

You Can Use Bitcoins to Pay for Your Boob Job

You in need of some quickie breast implants but running low on cash? If you invested in Bitcoins (who didn't??), then all you have to do is get your concave chest to Florida and you're in big boob business. » 11/21/13 11:10am 11/21/13 11:10am

This Week in Tabloids: Here's a Picture of Taylor Swift's Breast…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we interpret messages from the tabloids shilling celebrity scandal by analyzing In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, we get a look at Khloe Kardashian's real father and what's allegedly a breast implant scar on Noted Love Unicorn Taylor Swift, while reeling… » 1/16/13 2:30pm 1/16/13 2:30pm

Loving Boyfriend Stomps on Girlfriend, Causing Her Breast Implant to…

A man in Ohio has been arrested for felony assault after subjecting his girlfriend to a beating so severe that it ruptured her breast implant. He then took her to the hospital, but threatened to kill her if she told the staff there how she sustained her injuries. Good grief. » 2/21/12 1:20pm 2/21/12 1:20pm

Founder of Shady French Implant Company Arrested

Police have arrested Jean-Claude Mas, the founder of the French company that made breast implants with industrial-grade silicone that may leak into women's bodies and give them cancer. Mas was apparently also wanted by Interpol, but not for implant malfeasance — he had a drunk driving charge in Costa Rica. Of the… » 1/27/12 4:45pm 1/27/12 4:45pm

OMFG Please Tell Your Tits to Shut Up

This morning, I got an email about an exciting new product— temporary tattoos made specifically for my breasts! I can now, using the power of only my tits and FDA-approved adhesive, accomplish such diverse tasks as: Welcoming the troops home from war. Hailing a cab. And, most importantly, declaring myself "100%… » 1/10/12 7:00pm 1/10/12 7:00pm

Pageant Mom Explains Necessary Breast Implants

Last night on Toddlers & Tiaras, we spent quite a bit of time with Tricia, SamiJo's mom. Tricia, who has a Jesus fish tattoo and a cross-adorned plaque in the kitchen of her crossy home which reads, "when in doubt, look up" explained to us that much has changed since we saw her earlier this year. For starters, she … » 12/22/11 1:00pm 12/22/11 1:00pm

France May Pay To Replace Leaky Implants, But Only For Cancer Patients,…

Last week some of the roughly 30,000 French women who received faulty breast implants in the past decade protested outside the French health ministry, demanding that the government pay for the removal of the implants. Several of the women have developed cancer, and today officials said that if a link is established… » 12/20/11 10:28pm 12/20/11 10:28pm

Breast Implant Sucked Into Woman's Body In Horrifying Pilates Accident

So, this can apparently happen: a woman's body "swallowed" her breast implant during her Pilates workout. She was performing a breathing exercise called the Valsalva when "the pectoralis [chest] muscle likely contracted and pushed the implant through the space between her ribs." The woman had received the implants… » 12/15/11 4:40pm 12/15/11 4:40pm

Thousands Of Women Given Leaky, Toxic Breast Implants

Recently we've seen an uptick in stories about people injecting everything from non-medical silicone to cement into various body parts they'd like to see bigger. Usually, these procedures are performed by people who don't even play doctors on TV, but in France, tens of thousands of women wound up with a toxic chemical… » 12/15/11 11:10am 12/15/11 11:10am

Courtney Stodden Has Breasts Expertly Examined To Prove She Is Rilly…

How many times has Courtney Stodden claimed that her body is "really real"? Maybe the same number of times she's licked her lips in an interview. But this afternoon, Courtney and hubby Doug appeared on Dr. Drew's Lifechangers to prove the haters wrong, once and for all. » 11/07/11 5:00pm 11/07/11 5:00pm

Breast Implant Saves Woman From Husband's Knife Attack

A 40-year-old Moscow woman was stabbed in the chest by her husband — but she was saved by one of her breast implants, which her husband had asked her to get five years prior. The implant didn't even leak, but the woman did get it replaced. We hope she got him replaced too (not to mention incarcerated). » 10/05/11 2:05pm 10/05/11 2:05pm

83-Year-Old Great-Grandmother Gets A Boob Job

Marie Kolstad is just your average, 83-year-old Californian, with one small exception: her cans. Yes, in her old age, Kolstad recently underwent breast augmentation surgery — without any medical complications. » 8/25/11 12:05pm 8/25/11 12:05pm

Trans Woman Wins Breast Implant Contest

Yesterday we expressed some concerns about radio station breast implant contests. However, one appears to have had a happy ending: new breasts to help a trans woman in her transition. » 7/20/11 5:13pm 7/20/11 5:13pm