Move over Beshine and Claudia Marie. There's a new breast implant IT girl and it's 26-year-old Martina Big, who's spent over $50,000 in a bid to make herself a model. Not only has she had rhinoplasty and facial injections, but she's also got refillable breast implants that have possibly killed someone.

The divorce proceedings of U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Florida) got an unwelcome interruption this week when Lolita Grayson, soon-to-be ex wife of the congressman, wasn't prepared for court because of a medical emergency stemming from leaking breast implants.

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A Venezuelan woman was arrested at Madrid airport after it was discovered that she was carrying 1.7kg—about 3.75lb—of cocaine in her breast implants—like inside her body. Talk about a drug bust! (Ba da bum.)

I'm generally not afraid of doctors and medicine and surgery stuff, and I know it's not uncommon for minor, outpatient, or even significant surgeries (such as BRAIN!) to be performed without general anesthesia. I mean, dudes get their penises vasectomied all the time with just local numbness! No big deal! But there's…

You in need of some quickie breast implants but running low on cash? If you invested in Bitcoins (who didn't??), then all you have to do is get your concave chest to Florida and you're in big boob business.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we interpret messages from the tabloids shilling celebrity scandal by analyzing In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, we get a look at Khloe Kardashian's real father and what's allegedly a breast implant scar on Noted Love Unicorn Taylor Swift, while reeling…

A man in Ohio has been arrested for felony assault after subjecting his girlfriend to a beating so severe that it ruptured her breast implant. He then took her to the hospital, but threatened to kill her if she told the staff there how she sustained her injuries. Good grief.

Police have arrested Jean-Claude Mas, the founder of the French company that made breast implants with industrial-grade silicone that may leak into women's bodies and give them cancer. Mas was apparently also wanted by Interpol, but not for implant malfeasance — he had a drunk driving charge in Costa Rica. Of the…

This morning, I got an email about an exciting new product— temporary tattoos made specifically for my breasts! I can now, using the power of only my tits and FDA-approved adhesive, accomplish such diverse tasks as: Welcoming the troops home from war. Hailing a cab. And, most importantly, declaring myself "100%…

Last night on Toddlers & Tiaras, we spent quite a bit of time with Tricia, SamiJo's mom. Tricia, who has a Jesus fish tattoo and a cross-adorned plaque in the kitchen of her crossy home which reads, "when in doubt, look up" explained to us that much has changed since we saw her earlier this year. For starters, she …

Last week some of the roughly 30,000 French women who received faulty breast implants in the past decade protested outside the French health ministry, demanding that the government pay for the removal of the implants. Several of the women have developed cancer, and today officials said that if a link is established…

So, this can apparently happen: a woman's body "swallowed" her breast implant during her Pilates workout. She was performing a breathing exercise called the Valsalva when "the pectoralis [chest] muscle likely contracted and pushed the implant through the space between her ribs." The woman had received the implants…

Recently we've seen an uptick in stories about people injecting everything from non-medical silicone to cement into various body parts they'd like to see bigger. Usually, these procedures are performed by people who don't even play doctors on TV, but in France, tens of thousands of women wound up with a toxic chemical…

How many times has Courtney Stodden claimed that her body is "really real"? Maybe the same number of times she's licked her lips in an interview. But this afternoon, Courtney and hubby Doug appeared on Dr. Drew's Lifechangers to prove the haters wrong, once and for all.

A 40-year-old Moscow woman was stabbed in the chest by her husband — but she was saved by one of her breast implants, which her husband had asked her to get five years prior. The implant didn't even leak, but the woman did get it replaced. We hope she got him replaced too (not to mention incarcerated).