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Hello, Millihelen

As you may recall, Helen of Troy was super hot. Like, the hottest. She was the daughter of Leda, a human woman, and Zeus, a god who took the form of a swan to impregnate Leda. (???) Later, Helen was *hatched* from a bird's egg. Her face was the one that "launched a thousand ships," which is a metaphor for boners. Or…

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Breaking Betrothals

This just in! Jessica Alba has finally dragged her boyfriend to the altar married Cash Warren. The kids were wed on Monday. They met in 2004 while Jess was filming Fantastic Four and have been on-again and off-again, but got engaged in December of 2007. Jessica is expecting a daughter this summer. Guess she's a good…