A Brief Chat With a Woman Who Made Yogurt From Her Vaginal Secretions

Have you guys heard the one about the woman who made yogurt from her own vagina? No? Well then let me tell you a story that begins with the word "flora" and ends with the internet collectively losing its shit because a woman did something with her vagina and talked about it. » 2/10/15 5:10pm 2/10/15 5:10pm

Nobody's Eating Breakfast at Home Anymore

Stop buying breakfast tables because they're nothing more than a giant junk-mail bucket because nobody ever eats breakfast anymore because the 1960s are over. Sadly, our good friend cereal is a casualty. » 9/22/14 1:15pm 9/22/14 1:15pm

Breakfast Is the Greatest Thing Ever to Happen to Mankind

There are those among us who would love nothing more than to prove that breakfast, contrary to all the studies, does not mean that much, or not as much as we thought, or doesn't do the things we maybe thought it did. Don't listen to them! » 6/11/14 12:03pm 6/11/14 12:03pm

Best Parenting Ever: 'You Can't Hit People Because You Want Pancakes'

This firm but patient dad dispenses the best parenting wisdom this side of Dr. Spock to his crying child, upset because he presumably just got in trouble. » 6/03/14 1:10pm 6/03/14 1:10pm

McDonald's May Extend Breakfast Hours, So HASH BROWNS FOR ALL

Very important breakfast news: It seems McDonald's is considering the possibility of extending breakfast hours. Any hint of such a development, however faint, should be greeted with enthusiasm, joy and possibly even dancing in the streets. Because HASH BROWNS. » 2/24/14 4:45pm 2/24/14 4:45pm

Bacon Declares Feelings for Egg in Love Actually-Style Gif

It's official: Love Actually is everywhere. Even on the Denny's Tumblr. Yes, Denny's has a Tumblr. That's the provenance of this gif, in which a strip of bacon professes its love for an egg. » 12/23/13 4:50pm 12/23/13 4:50pm

Eating Breakfast Does Not Help You Lose Weight

It turns out that breakfast isn't the most important meal of the day. Most weight-loss programs and diets insist that eating breakfast is the key to setting a good pace for the day and helps people avoid snacking in the afternoon. But new research suggests that's not the case. » 9/10/13 11:40am 9/10/13 11:40am

Good Morning! Enjoy a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk

Cereal is awesome, isn't it? Well, except for all that chewing and sogginess, cereal is pretty awesome, but, jeez, doesn't your jaw get tired from masticating all those corn shavings and marshmallow bits? It'd be way better if you could just get that cloying cereal taste without all the effort, if cereal just slid… » 4/16/13 10:25am 4/16/13 10:25am

Ever Notice That There Aren’t Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?

This sunny, almost-warm Sunday morning, CBS put together a cheerful little slideshow featuring the most eccentric and, dare we say, demented breakfast cereal mascots. The slideshow featured retro iterations of Tony the Tiger, the homoerotic trio of rice-puffing elves, Snap, Crackle and Pop, Franken Berry, the Quaker… » 4/07/13 6:00pm 4/07/13 6:00pm

Breakfast Is a Liar, Might Not Even Be the Most Important Meal of the…

Well, well, well. How the mighty have fallen. Tell me, breakfast, after so many years of being on top, of being shoved down our throats as the most important meal of the day, of feeding us lies, what does it feel like to suddenly be at the bottom? Not that good, I'll bet. Maybe you should try commiserating with your… » 2/07/13 11:45am 2/07/13 11:45am

Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now with More Metal Bits!

Kellogg, that cursive-adoring purveyor of fine, sugary breakfast cereals, is recalling one of its most asymmetrical cereals — Frosted Mini-Wheats. According to the Wall Street Journal, the company will shell out a cool $30 million to cover a recall of Frosted Mini-Wheats in the U.S. due to a possible contamination by… » 10/12/12 9:30am 10/12/12 9:30am

Your Breakfast Is Trying to Murder You: Eggs Are Almost as Bad for You…

You know what? Fuck it. I'm calling it. Everyone just do whatever you want. We're all going to die, we're all going to get cancer, and with a new study coming out every day about some other seemingly innocuous thing that's methodically dissolving your brain, I say we all find a hot tub somewhere and chill out. » 8/14/12 7:00pm 8/14/12 7:00pm

Pinkberry Offers Us a Way to Eat Dessert for Breakfast

Eating ice cream for breakfast is every child's dream, and now, thanks to Pinkberry, it's about to become a reality for adults too. Well, kind of. Pinkberry is expanding its offerings to include breakfast, so it's not technically ice cream, but it's still pretty much dessert for breakfast. Only you can feel better… » 6/26/12 10:00am 6/26/12 10:00am

Rick Santorum's Only Requirement for Hotels: Free Breakfast Buffet

During his campaign, Rick Santorum didn't ask for much from his lodging. In fact, the only thing that he explicitly required was that all hotels housing his staff offer a free breakfast buffet. Hey, I agree with Rick Santorum about something! » 5/07/12 12:30pm 5/07/12 12:30pm

When It Comes to Breakfast, Scientists Say You Can Have Your Cake and…

Good news for da ladeeeeeez. Turns out that topping off your breakfast with a chocolatey dessert could be the key to losing (and keeping off) weight. Those are your priorities, right? Staying skinny and eating chocolate? Isn't that what's engraved on the Susan B. Anthony dollar? » 2/08/12 12:40pm 2/08/12 12:40pm

Kids' Breakfast Cereal Is Basically Candy

In the ongoing war against childhood obesity, manufacturers of children's cereal are the real heroes. That is, if you're hoping that "obesity" wins— researchers have discovered that some cereal marketed to kids contains more sugar than a candy bar. » 12/08/11 4:50pm 12/08/11 4:50pm

Bea Arthur's Breakfast Recipe

Despite the fact that Dorothy Zbornak was often found hunched over a slice of cheesecake in Golden Girls episodes, in real life, Bea Arthur was health-conscious and vegetarian. In the just-relesed The Dead Celebrity Cookbook by Frank DeCaro, he details Bea's eating habits in a chapter aptly titled, "Thank You For… » 11/10/11 4:55pm 11/10/11 4:55pm

These Pancakes Will Blow Your Mind

"Jim's Pancakes" is a site on which the world's coolest dad makes amazingly creative pancakes for his 3-year-old daughter. What follows is nothing short of breathtaking. » 10/13/10 6:00pm 10/13/10 6:00pm