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Want to Contact Your Horrible Ex? Let This Fantasy App Torture You Out of It With Nickelback 

A fun thing to do, if you’re newly single/want to ruin your day, is looking up your ex online, staring at their profile, and hoping that they’ll feel the subliminal messages you’re sending them to come back. But what if there was an app that stopped that? And what if that app played Nickelback until you stopped…

Skype Co-Founder Sues Ex-Fiancée to Return Enormous Engagement Ring

Janus Friis, the billionaire co-founder of Skype, is suing his ex-fiancee, a Danish popstar, demanding that she return numerous gifts he gave her, include a $471,000 engagement ring. In the spirit of scorched-earth jilted lovers everywhere, Friis also used the suit to accuse ex-fiancée Aura Dione of “multiple affairs…

Happy National Ex-Spouse Day, You Broken, Detestable Loser 

If National Proposal Day didn’t make you feel like the piece of garbage that you are because no one’s marrying you, there’s another national holiday to remind you that we all die alone, especially if your marriage has failed, as divorce is the mark of your true and irreconcilable shortcomings as a human being.