Web Series Tackles the Headaches of Getting Over a Break Up
You know what it's like. You are totally over and done with your relationship, but for some reason you just can't quite deal with the fact that it's ending. Oh yeah. We've all been there.
The Latest Dance Craze Is 'Dance Crying'
We all know this feel. You've just been dumped/royally screwed over in the worst possible way and you're pretty much ready to give up on living in society altogether. Except luckily you have a small army of awesome roommates who there to give you just what you need to beat the blues—an awesome night of clubbing on the…
Watch a Couple Break Up Using 154 Movie Titles
Ever been at a restaurant and witnessed a breakup from one table over? How about a breakup that occurs using a script made entirely of movie titles?
Post-Breakup Rebound Sex Is Real and It's Spectacular
There are a myriad of well-trod paths away from heartbreak. You can go the Bridget Jones'/Cathy cartoon route and eat single serving Duncan Hines microwaveable cakes alone while listening to London Grammar. You can declare your friends BETTER THAN ANY MAN! over brunch, or have an temporarily esteem-empowering but…
Jilted Woman Warns the World About Her Ex With Tragic/Awesome Flyers
A woman in the Lefferts Gardens area of Brooklyn has been posting long, rant-y flyers about her ex, colorfully warning other women to stay away from him.
I'm Very Upset About These Tori and Dean Cheating Rumors
I feel like I'm the only person on earth who watched every episode of Tori & Dean: Inn Love—which was the 2007 reality show where Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott attempted to open a bed and breakfast while Tori was 97 months pregnant with their first child—because every time I reference it and go up top for the …
Everyone Knows Heartbreak. That Doesn't Make It Any Less Devastating.
Not to exaggerate too terribly much, but we are all hyperbolic as fuck now. No, most things hardly qualify as truly "awesome" in spite of rampant use of the word, and checking out someone's Facebook photos, the ones they posted deliberately with the explicit understanding (or hope) that they would be looked at does not…
How to Survive Holiday Breakup Season
You have may have noticed that there's something different in the air lately — the crisp scent of fall decay, a little cinnamon spice, and the odd sensation that your significant other suddenly despises the existence of your face. That's right, it's Breakup Season, that tenuous handful of weeks just up to the holidays…
Crap Notes From a Dude: Axl Rose's Manic, Douchey Breakup Letters
Axl Rose's ex is auctioning off some of the Guns N' Roses singer's love letters. Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are petty.
The Most Fucked Up Things People Have Said to Me During My Breakup
I’m a 28-year-old professional, and my relationship of five years recently ended. The breakup was friendly, mature, heart breaking and complicated. His family was my family. We had shared assets to divvy up, an apartment to set a timeline on moving out of, and long-formed habits to break like talking to each other…
The Super Sad Post-Heartbreak Workout Is Not Actually Sad At All
One silver lining of getting your feelings stomped all over, is that post-heartbreak, people tend to be forgiving if you must cope by acting like a shithead for awhile. And while there are plenty of ways to act like a self-destructive mess in the wake of a traumatic life event — drinking excessively, crying…
Gillian Jacobs Goes All Serial Mom in New Short
You know how sometimes it seems like your significant other is breathing too loudly and you either need to 1) move to another room, 2) breakup, or 3) Well, those are kinda your only options. Well, unless you're Gillian Jacobs in this new short film.
So What Should I Do If My White Friend Uses the N-Word?
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The Choose Your Own Adventure Guide to Dealing With a Breakup
When it comes to getting over a breakup, you can be a paragon of badassery, restraint, high-roadism and all-around transcendence, or you can be a mopey trainwreck who lies around feeling like shit, trudging the slow road to recovery in real time. But like everything in the world now, if it's all too much to handle, you …
Is There Any Such Thing As a 'Good' Way to Get Dumped?
Getting dumped is the shittiest of the shit. After all, someone you really like, or possibly even love, has just told you that the last thing they want to keep looking at is your dumb face. Or maybe you already can't stand the fucker — it still sucks when they beat you to the finish line. And this is why it's no…
Let's Wallow in the Best Breakup Movies and Songs
We all know Valentine's Day is a bunch of bullshit, and many of us with partners aren't celebrating because it's stupid and also, we have work and families and stuff. However, it's still kinda fun to get upset about forced consumerism in the name of romance, right? Many of us are always looking for a way to rage…
Journaling About Your Breakup Just Makes It Even Worse
Take that, therapists: journaling after a breakup makes it harder to move on, according to a new study. Researchers at the University of Arizona thought that particularly "ruminative" patients could benefit from writing out all of their feelings in explicit detail like a 14-year-old LiveJournal poet. (More on those in a …
Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer Are Breaking Up for Some…
Russell Crowe and his wife of nine years, the Australian musician Danielle Spencer, are splitting up after nine years of marriage according to the Sydney Morning Herald. Crowe has been quite the busy-body, jetting back and forth between Australia and the States to film seven movies, including a biblical epic about…
How to Survive the Demise of Your Favorite Celebrity Couple
It's been less than 24 hours since Amy Poehler and Will Arnett announced their separation, leaving the entire internet to collapse in a teary heap. And why shouldn't we cry? This isn't Katy Perry and Russell Brand that we're talking about here (though that was also very, very sad) — it's our favorite celebrity couple,…