New Bravo Series Reveals Completely Obvious Behaviors of Online Daters

Bravo's new series, Online Dating Rituals of the American Male, grants us a compelling glimpse into that shadowy and elusive underbelly of the American populace: online daters. Finally, someone is brave enough to answer all of our myriad questions about the strange and baffling practice... and the results will shock… » 3/10/14 5:00pm 3/10/14 5:00pm

'Real Housewives' Contract Allows Show to 'Fictionalize' Footage

A contract for non-cast members appearing on The Real Housewives of New Jersey provides some insight into how your reality TV sausage is made. The terms of the agreement flat out state that the producers reserve the right to not only "fictionalize" footage but also subject those who sign on to "public ridicule,… » 9/24/13 5:40pm 9/24/13 5:40pm

Pharrell Williams Talks About Being a Cooch Man, Getting His Period

Attractive talented person Pharrell Williams talks with Bravos' HBiC Andy Cohen about how much he loves the cooch. It's pretty great except for that whole "turn around and show us your ass" part, which made me want to barf-cry. Also, Andy Cohen, stop talking about asses now and forever, please. Overall, adorable, and… » 11/11/12 11:55pm 11/11/12 11:55pm

Lick It Up, Baby: Heathers Could Be Headed to Television

For years, there have been rumors circulating about a possible remake of Heathers, the beloved late 80s classic, followed fan cries of "Please, no," "don't touch it," and "ugh, get an original idea for once." While studios were hoping to bring the remake to the big screen, plans have been disrupted by the folks at… » 9/12/12 6:15pm 9/12/12 6:15pm

Facebook Jerks Want to 'Beat the Shit' Out of Teresa Giudice's…

It began innocuously enough on Monday when someone from Bravo posted picture of Milania Giudice to The Real Houswives of New Jersey Facebook page asking fans of the reality show to "share" if they missed Teresa's daughter, who was absent from the most recent episode. It has since devolved into a mess of nearly 1200… » 7/31/12 4:30pm 7/31/12 4:30pm

If Nothing Else, Silicon Valley Reality Show Proves the Existence of…

Even though 2010's The Social Network renewed mainstream interest in the tech industry for the first time since the dot-com boom (and crash) of the early aughts, the narrative in the media about Silicon Valley has remained the same, a rather dated one about boy wonders—like Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg and Instagram's… » 7/10/12 12:30pm 7/10/12 12:30pm

If The Millionaire Matchmaker Also Had Real Estate Listings, This Is…

Bravo has given the greenlight to a new show, Love Broker, in which two best friends — one a real estate agent, and one a matchmaker — set up male clients in New York City. It's not exactly "sign here and get an apartment and a girlfriend," but every now and then, it does happen: "Sometimes, after selling an… » 2/10/12 4:30pm 2/10/12 4:30pm

Just Because an Actress Is Black Doesn't Mean She Was in The Help

Yvette Nicole Brown and Sherri Shepherd were on Watch What Happens Live last night, and Andy Cohen took a call from a viewer named Ashley, in Milwaukee. Ashley said to Yvette, "I'm so proud of you, by the way... What was it like working on the movie The Help?" Uh, whoops. There was a nanosecond of silence. "Oh!"… » 1/23/12 10:40am 1/23/12 10:40am

Christ, The Real Housewives Posthumous Footage Of Russell Armstrong Is…

Last night, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 took a very ugly turn. When we found out that Russell Armstrong took his own life — and that Bravo would be airing almost everything that led up to that event — I was torn. Torn because these housewives had swiftly become my favorite and because it seemed indecent… » 12/20/11 4:50pm 12/20/11 4:50pm

The Night Bravo's Real Housewives Turned Into Basic Cable Softcore Porn

Last night's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210 featured the bachelorette party for Lisa Vanderpump's daughter Pandora and like any sensible group of women on such a night would do, they flew to Vegas and saw a Chippendale's show. (I know, I was surprised that it took this many seasons of this many housewife… » 12/13/11 4:00pm 12/13/11 4:00pm

A Fucked-Up Front Row Seat To Taylor And Russell Armstrong's Marriage…

We knew it was coming, and here it is: Russell and Taylor Armstrong's marriage counseling sessions, now served up for your macabre pleasure. It's pretty much what you would expect, and by that I mean it's incredibly depressing and it will make you feel like a gross peeping tom staring at a trainwreck. » 11/29/11 4:25pm 11/29/11 4:25pm

The Saddest Rodeo-Themed Kiddie Party That Ever Was


Last night's installment of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 featured a birthday party for Taylor Armstrong's daughter, Kennedy. Taylor pulled out all the stops for a rodeo-themed bash, complete with a mechanical bull (start 'em early, right?). Yet no party, no birthday present, and definitely no song… » 11/22/11 3:20pm 11/22/11 3:20pm