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Christopher Ciccone's new memoir about his life with sister Madonna says that her Madgesty doesn't love anyone as much as she loves herself. Is this supposed to be a revelation? • The first pics of the Brangelina twins will go to the magazine that doesn't use the word "Brangelina." Apparently Angie in particular hates this neologism. Bidding for the photos is up to a reported $16 million. • If you want to hear Ali Lohan's new single, "All The Way Around" go here. It's not good, but it could be a lot worse. Sort of reminiscent of a watered down Monica. [CNN, TMZ, Dlisted]
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Loose Lips
Winona Ryder was spotted shopping at Marc Jacobs. Perez Hilton beats us to the punchline, "She didn't steal anything." • Every celebrity and his mama had tickets to the Floyd Mayweather/Ricky Hatton boxing match in Vegas this weekend. Brangelina, Jude Law, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale were among the glittering crowd, and winner Mayweather strolled around the ring before the fight with Dancing with the Stars bros Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton and Helio Castroneves. • Regis will only host Live With Regis and Kelly three days a week starting in 2008. Take care of that ticker, Reeg! [Perez Hilton, TMZ,MollyGood]
Winona Ryder was spotted shopping at Marc Jacobs. Perez Hilton beats us to the punchline, "She didn't steal anything." • Every celebrity and his mama had tickets to the Floyd Mayweather/Ricky Hatton boxing match in Vegas this weekend. Brangelina, Jude Law, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale were among the glittering crowd, and winner Mayweather strolled around the ring before the fight with Dancing with the Stars bros Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton and Helio Castroneves. • Regis will only host Live With Regis and Kelly three days a week starting in 2008. Take care of that ticker, Reeg! [Perez Hilton, TMZ,MollyGood]
Loose Lips
Steve-O was caught smoking weed out of a Dr. Pepper can at last night's roast of KISS's Gene Simmons. There were too many D-list names in that sentence. • Race car driver Helio Castroneves and dancer Julianne Hough won Dancing with the Stars. Sad! I was totally rooting for Scary Spice! • Us has a couples who collaborate slide show which includes Brangelina, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey? [dlisted, TMZ, Us]
Steve-O was caught smoking weed out of a Dr. Pepper can at last night's roast of KISS's Gene Simmons. There were too many D-list names in that sentence. • Race car driver Helio Castroneves and dancer Julianne Hough won Dancing with the Stars. Sad! I was totally rooting for Scary Spice! • Us has a couples who collaborate slide show which includes Brangelina, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey? [dlisted, TMZ, Us]
dirt bag
Lindsay Lohan Wears Other People's Pants
- A detailed, blow-by-blow (ha!) description of the events leading up to Lindsay Lohan's arrest! "There were definitely two people in the car with Lindsay that night." Who, who? "The cocaine was not Lindsay's; she was wearing someone else's pants." Riiiight. Also, one of the reasons Dina Lohan is not with her daughter? She has to appear in court regarding her custody battle tomorrow. [ET]
- Also, some straight-out-of-rehab socialite is a harbinger of trainwrecks, and she'd recently been hanging out with Lindsay. [Page Six]
- The new Robert Cavalli for H&M ads will have nude models? How will we see the clothes? [Page Six]
- Kelly Rowland is "chocolate and loving it." [Page Six]
- While working out with his trainer, Marc Jacobs talks smack about John Galliano. [Page Six]
- Nicole Richie will be interviewed by Diane Sawyer next week! Set your TiVos and cancel everything. [People]
midweek madness
Nicole Richie: Clingy, Small-Breasted, Girlfriend-From-Hell
If it's Wednesday, it must be 'Midweek Madness', in which we round up the newest celebrity weeklies and give 'em the once over so that everyone else can save their hard-earned cash for their second stints in rehab. This week we've got two covers with Daddy issues; Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's "fight" and Angelina and Brad's "split." (Since Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Tuesday morning after many of the weekly magazines close their issues, they had to scurry to shove in some last-minute Lindsay coverage.) After the jump — and with the invaluable help of Intern Maria — we present all the "news" that's fit to print from the celebrity psychodrama known as Hollywood. More »
midweek madness
It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thing For Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt...
Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid every other day of the week. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to.
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midweek madness
Nicole Richie Consumes Enough Pills To Sedate A Warring African Country, And Other "News" You Can Live Without
Welcome to Midweek Madness — our weekly gagazine fest with Intern Maria, who always wears cute outfits and makes us scared to leave the house looking like we do —in which we "read" the weekly tabloid magazines. So you don't "have" to.
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a really long and earnest post, redeemed only by mention of blowjobs
Why We Don't Blame Angelina For This Mighty Piece Of Crap
On Wednesday night one of us attended the premiere of the most intriguing product of the Hollywood "stop paying attention to our traffic violations and start paying attention to us heroically shedding light on international hotspots" wave that was the movie A Mighty Heart. It was not a very good movie, though Angelina Jolie acted the shit out of it and Michael Winterbottom's direction so autistically true to life that we could practically smell the streets of Karachi. (Scent: not so fresh!) No, what seemed to be wrong was the story. It was teeming with requisite ingredients — love, terrorism, horror, goodness, nuance, spies, counterspies, nebbishy journalists, conspiracy theorizing brown people — so teeming you would forgive it if the teemingness was the problem. But it was hollow and small and annoyingly unambitious, and you had trouble caring about Mariane Pearl, who in the final scene of the movie gives birth to her and Daniel Pearl's son alone. (She gives birth alone — why? Because she is a semi-insufferable woman who romanticizes and dramatizes her every action and giving birth alone is supposed to symbolize some great triumph of the human spirit? Or because no one really likes her all that much? Or because putting an Eason Jordan character in the movie would be kinda distracting?) After the jump, Moe weighs in more on the movie and the book that inspired it. More »
the 'brombast' of brangelina
Either Angelina Jolie Is Subtly Disapproving Of The Murdoch-Dow Jones Deal Or She Doesn't Really Understand Freedom Of The Press
Angelina Jolie apparently shut out Fox News from covering the New York premiere of A Mighty Heart last night. (Hey even we were there!) But we find this annoying because, one, we kind of love Shepard Smith, and two, the whole point of the film is to depict a super-nuanced situation wherein an innocent Wall Street Journal reporter who is good and brave is beheaded by a guy who is kinda cold-blooded and evil but everyone else is just sorta, you know, human. As for the movie itself, it's not that great because the screenplay isn't really strong enough to make you care about any of the characters — and we have the suspicion that Brangelina sorta got wooed by the charisma and the tragedy of Mariane Pearl, who is not that great a writer, as we know from her work in Glamour — so we're thinking Angelina maybe just isn't that smart, because if she was, she might understand that, you know, when you are doing this movie where you are supposed to portray a journalist, who is married to a much better journalist, you sort of have to allow that maybe freedom of the press is something that apply to all journalists, and not just the journalists you actually like. OK, we're working on a better way to phrase that. A review of the film is also forthcoming.Related: Angelina & Mariane's Powerful Bond [Glamour]
Angelina's Freedom Of The Press, On Her Terms [Fox411] More »
midweek madness
'US Weekly' Takes A Stab At The Minnillohan Fallout; 'Star' Inspires Us With Cellulite Stories
Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel's weekly roundup of the celebridiocracy as seen through the gimlet eyes of Bonnie Fuller, Janice Min and whoever the fuck is responsible for Bauer Publications. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to.
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