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    Global/Affairs

    Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.

    Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy

    Brangelina Put The Cart Before The _________

    Brad & Angelina's World Tour Is Making Them Weary

    Brad & Angelina: Paris Match

    Angie & Brad: Wir Alle Sind Berliner

    Brad & Angie: Wine-bar Republic

    Did Brangelina Snub The Press At The Globes? Should We Care?

    The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    10/28/09

    In reply to Global/Affairs
    Brad is conjuring up 12 Monkeys these days.

    Angie looks great! #angelinajolie
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/28/09

    In reply to Global/Affairs
    So, an Oscar winner, a Pulitzer Prize winner, and a Mountain Goat walk into a bar... #angelinajolie
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/28/09

    @CurtCole: Oh no you didn't! But it kinda is true.... #angelinajolie
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/28/09

    @badmutha: The beard gets to be. It's like putting Molly McButter on a baked potato. #angelinajolie
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    I remember as a kid I had this fuzzy stringy shiny rainbow mullet wig. Diane Kruger's dress reminds me of that wig. Good times.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Potentially controversial opinion time: I think Angie is phoning it in.
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    sequined was starred sequined was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    why is Pitt channeling Dov Charney?
    creepy
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    Image of somaholiday somaholiday
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Angelina channeling Megan Fox, who channels Angelina...
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    dirtybee promoted this comment somaholiday was starred somaholiday was unstarred
    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Sadie, download the Gogol Bordello song "Start Wearing Purple." Then, embrace the violets!
    Also, I really loathe bubble dresses. I hated them in the '80s, and they aren't tricking me now. They look like what happens when you accidentally tuck your skirt into your underwear/pantyhose, except ALL AROUND.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    I want to toss Diane Kruger on my Christmas tree.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Yay, Sadie! Welcome to the purple side, bwahaha!
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    I don't know who, but someone once said 'purple is the color of the sexually frustrated'.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08/11/09


    @Diziet_Sma: Surely they jest...
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    08/11/09

    @TransFat: Ha! Yes, I'm sure it's horseshit, but I've never been able to get it out of my head!
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    Image of Pandorasvoicebox Pandorasvoicebox
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Angelina looks so young. How does she do it? She's fabulous.
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    Image of bebedamour bebedamour
    08/11/09

    @Pandorasvoicebox: maybe because she IS young? WTF?
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    ElleL promoted this comment bebedamour was starred bebedamour was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/11/09

    @bebedamour: Hahaha I know! The girl is only 34!! Jesus.
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    Image of AnneBoleyn AnneBoleyn
    08/11/09

    @Pandorasvoicebox: Haha, she's only in her 30s, but she DOES look young for wrangling so many kids daily! The stress would def age me!
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    Scout promoted this comment AnneBoleyn was starred AnneBoleyn was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    08/11/09

    @AnneBoleyn: ....don't forget that she is surrounded by help - having as much help as she does, DOES make a difference.
    let us keep things in perspective here
     Reply
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Jolie in leather

    You can rock it, stop slouching.

    And I'd change the shoes.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/11/09

    @Yahtzii: YES! This is what I was hoping for when I read the title - haiku commentary. Thank you.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    That picture of Bridget Fonda? Love.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Jenna Fischer never looks comfortable on the red carpet, ever. And she's been on it so many times!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/11/09

    @hortense: I always notice that. It kind of makes me like her even more, but then I also think "just stop going to this crap! Go home and eat Ben & Jerry's on the couch while watching 'Extreme Home Makeover' like you know you want to."
     Reply
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    08/11/09

    In reply to Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
    Ok, how did this get posted without this mess?!?!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08/11/09

    @stacyinbean: Oh I can explain, after the Red Carpet she had to go right to a PTA meeting. You know how it is.
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