The photos and spread Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reportedly got $2 million for about their wedding are now here in full. While details of the accompanying article leaked before the piece arrived, there are a few choice details that we've missed.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally got married—fulfilling the wet dreams of tabloid editors around the globe. Now that the initial shock has worn off, we are in a better state to process what "details" People has released in the run up to their full story, on newsstands Wednesday.

Santa Angelina Jolie will be appearing in all of her nuptial glory on the cover of this week's People.

In today's Tweet Beat, Ellen's invitation to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding was lost in the mail, Mindy Kaling lays down some guidelines and Vanessa Bayer has the right amount of fear of pumpkin spice lattes.

Real live human beings Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were married this weekend. According to the three pieces of looseleaf paper stapled together I found on the ground outside the office, one of which had the words "Us Weekly" scrawled in number two pencil on it, "Everyone is happy for them." Oh?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are set to get married—on the big screen in their upcoming film. Last week, Universal picked up the rights for Angelina Jolie's third directorial project By the Sea in which she and Brad Pitt will be playing a married couple (gasp!)

Tired of just adopting children, Brad and Angelina are now adopting wines. Bless their hearts.

Vanity Fair invited vintner/restauranteur/foodie Joe Bastianich to sample the 2012 Château Miraval Côtes de Provence rosé made at the estate in the South of France that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie call home.

According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so…

On a scale of 1 to Daddy Issues, Selena Gomez ranks among Sylvia Plath, Angelina Jolie and the daughter of the Dos Equis guy, if he has one. Not to mention, let's be honest, most of us.

In addition to owning a fucking castle in the French countryside, actors and ugly face-havers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have also acquired a vineyard which will begin marketing several varietals of wine to the public next month. The wine is officially named Miraval after their estate, but the label will also bear…

Photographs of Justin Bieber getting totally bazed in a Newport Beach hotel room with some friends have emerged from January 2nd, the day after a photographer named Chris Guerra was killed while tailing Bieber's Ferrari. (Allegedly Guerra was doggedly positive that Bieber had pot in his possession at the time, which…

Jada Pinkett Smith used Facebook to perform an awesome smackdown on people who have been trolling the parental implications of the ever-changing short hairstyle of 12-year-old Willow Smith:

"How presumptuous! I never disclose who my songs are about."