Brangelina's Wine to Real Winemakers' Wine: Fuck You, I'm the Best!
Tired of just adopting children, Brad and Angelina are now adopting wines. Bless their hearts.
Wine Expert: Angelina and Brad's Rosé Is 'Pretty' and Tastes Like Pez
Vanity Fair invited vintner/restauranteur/foodie Joe Bastianich to sample the 2012 Château Miraval Côtes de Provence rosé made at the estate in the South of France that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie call home.
Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer…
According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so I'm …
Selena Gomez's Dad Used Her To Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
On a scale of 1 to Daddy Issues, Selena Gomez ranks among Sylvia Plath, Angelina Jolie and the daughter of the Dos Equis guy, if he has one. Not to mention, let's be honest, most of us.
[, ]What Do You Think Brangelina's Wine Will Taste Like?
In addition to owning a fucking castle in the French countryside, actors and ugly face-havers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have also acquired a vineyard which will begin marketing several varietals of wine to the public next month. The wine is officially named Miraval after their estate, but the label will also bear…
Justin Bieber Smoked a Blunt At a Hotel Party The Day After Paparazzo…
Photographs of Justin Bieber getting totally bazed in a Newport Beach hotel room with some friends have emerged from January 2nd, the day after a photographer named Chris Guerra was killed while tailing Bieber's Ferrari. (Allegedly Guerra was doggedly positive that Bieber had pot in his possession at the time, which…
Jada Pinkett Smith Exasperatedly Reminds Everyone Willow Isn't Defined…
Jada Pinkett Smith used Facebook to perform an awesome smackdown on people who have been trolling the parental implications of the ever-changing short hairstyle of 12-year-old Willow Smith:
Taylor Swift Informs John Mayer That Not Everything's About John Mayer
"How presumptuous! I never disclose who my songs are about."
OMFG, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Engaged.
He finally "put a ring on it," as they say. A big ring, as far as we can tell. Jeweler Robert Procop, who designed the bauble, confirms that it is indeed an engagement ring, and not just a random present for the United Nations Goodwill ambassador and mother of six. Ms. Jolie was seen wearing the sparkling diamond at the…
A Tour Of Brangelina's Ridiculous Italian Mansion
At $40 million, Villa Costanza, in the northern hills of Valpolicella, is a fixer-upper. But 15 bedrooms should be enough to accommodate the entire brood, and the place looks worthy of a period piece starring Pax and Shiloh.
Brangelina Wants To Dress Your Kids
- A rumor has Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt starting a children's fashion line inspired by the sartorial choices of their kids, with the proceeds going to their Jolie-Pitt Foundation charity. [Hindustan Times]
Oksana's Secret Texts To Mel Reveal Exciting Extortion Subplot
- Mel Gibson may have been the target of an extortion scandal by ex Oksana Grigorieva — and supposedly there is a text that proves it.
Jen, Gerard Get Down And Dirty (Hair, That Is)
We're not in the biz of dreaming up Jen-Brad drama, but it is a little weird that Steven Klein - the same guy who shot the infamous Brangelina-playing-house W spread - has now done Jen-and-Gerard, "provocatively", for the same mag:
Why The Gossips Find Shiloh's "Tomboy" Attire So Odious
Doesn't she realize she's the crown princess in the fairy tale? She's ruining it with that "wanting to be a boy" thing!
Angelina & Brad Sue Tabloid For Libel
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing News Of The World for reporting that they split last month. To further squash the rumors, Angie gushes about how Brad's changed her for the better in Australian Marie Claire. [BBC, Coco Perez]
Shiny (Happy?) People
[Los Angeles, December 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended a 30th Anniversary Gala at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles last night, which means we'll probably be seeing some of these pictures alongside ridiculous Brangelina headlines sometime soon. Let's start now!
Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation.
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[West Hollywood, October 27. Image via Getty]
Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
Quentin Tarantino's already complaining that Inglourious Basterds is misunderstood. And I may be misunderstanding the bizarre clothes at its Grauman's Chinese Theatre premiere. (But I don't think so.)