Horrible Hagyness (Finally) Gets Her Own Clothing Line

  • The inevitable happened and TopShop gave model Agyness Deyn her own clothing line, because she dresses totally '80s and that is so edgy! [Vogue UK]
  • Designer Yves Saint Laurent is very sick. Pray for him. [NY Post]
  • No one can pronounce Badgley Mischka correctly, which would give us pause about the future of…
  • » 10/11/07 10:00am 10/11/07 10:00am

'Jane' Ex-Eds Plead With Ex-Subscribers To Maybe Look Into 'Portfolio'…

Ah, poor exiles of the timber-wasting empire that is Conde Nast. Subscribers to its now-shuttered ladymag for people who don't read ladymags Jane are now getting Glamour, which is sort of to Jane what Jane is to .... The Paris Review... and old Jane staffers are pissed that readers have yet to call up and complain en… » 8/24/07 10:00am 8/24/07 10:00am

'The Fashionista Diaries': More To Hate!

You guys wanted it, so here it is—a Stephanie Trong clip-reel from Wednesday night's episode of The Fashionista Diaries. Whereas Seven House PR mentor Mandie "Cunt Face" Erickson deals with the assistants by alternating between verbal mockery and ostracism, Stephanie Trong, the former executive editor of Jane,… » 8/03/07 2:00pm 8/03/07 2:00pm

The Defendant Will Plead Not Guilty To Negligent Homicide Of 'Jane'

The esteemed writers of the Sassy book have finally eulogized, all gravitas-y and "dying publications are like leaking balloons" and shit, the magazine we once called Jane. Marisa Meltzer and Kara Jesella subscribe, as a lot of Janeeologists have, to the notion that Jane was the casualty of readers' love-hate… » 7/12/07 1:00pm 7/12/07 1:00pm

Jane Pratt Could Maybe Use Some Of Those Drugs Her Baby Went On

Jane Pratt just won't shut up about how actually she really hated Jane after Conde Nast ousted her ass. In fact, she wonders why the whole world didn't just come to a screeching halt the day she left! "I have some questions why they stayed after it became crappy," she said on her ragingly popular satellite radio show… » 7/11/07 11:36am 7/11/07 11:36am

Why 'Jane' Folded: Think Its Readers Were Just Too Poor, Pissy, And…

Possibly the weirdest thing about writing about Jane folding today was finding out that one of our most popular posts ever, on the most recent issue featuring the quirktacular Zooey Deschanel, was one of our most popular posts in history. We don't really have the technical know-how to figure out why this is or what it… » 7/09/07 4:25pm 7/09/07 4:25pm

"Jane" Editor To Cut Her Hair Short, Start Nagging

  • Jane Magazine's Brandon Holley got hitched. Like two weeks ago! [Gawker]
  • Anna Wintour isn't the only one with a grudge against pachyderms: EBay has got it in for them too. [CNN]
  • Angelina Jolie says she's going on hiatus. Wee! This might mean that more biological "blobs" are on the way! [USAToday]
  • Veronica Mars
  • » 5/22/07 7:45pm 5/22/07 7:45pm

Oh, To Be Simultaneously Fancied By Zach Braff And Adam Levine!

  • Adam Levine and Zach Braff are probably two of the most intriguing men of our age. One is the frontman for Maroon 5, which some record company executive once told us was basically our generation's heir to The Police, while the other gave us the not-at-all masturbatory Garden State, and a few weeks ago asked had his…
  • » 5/22/07 8:32am 5/22/07 8:32am

Brandon Holley's Apparently Controversial April Editor's Letter

Brandon Holley's April editor's letter in Jane is getting lots of play online today. WWD reports on changes to the magazine trumpeted in Holley's latest reader-directed missive, the reasons for Jane's falling newsstand stales last year (Holley says its due to magazine's price-raise from $1.99 to $2.99), and Holley's… » 4/04/07 12:45pm 4/04/07 12:45pm

David Zinczenko, we are coining the term Metrobuttsexual just for you

Men's Health editor David Zinczenko is somehow famous, ostensibly for editing a crap magazine that is not only arguably the crappiest magazine of all the major men's magazines, it may be crappier than certain women's magazines. (Yup, that backhanded compliment is ALL YOURS, B-Holley!) Anyway so Zinczenko's claim to… » 3/05/07 2:27pm 3/05/07 2:27pm