Pete Pops The Question & Ashlee Says Yes

  • Ashlee Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28. He got down on one knee; she said yes. Flat-iron-filled wedding to come! [In Touch Weekly]
  • Is Ashlee pregnant? There's no evidence to that end, but whatever. [Us]
  • Oh! Is Ashlee's team leaking Mariah Carey songs in hopes of creating less competition…
  • » 4/10/08 9:00am 4/10/08 9:00am

Halle Berry's Baby To Parlez Français In The Lap Of Luxury

  • Halle Berry's baby has 3 nurseries in different homes, all done in all whites, neutrals and organics. Cost? $60K. [Rush & Molloy]
  • And ooh, Halle Berry's baby will learn to speak French! Because her daddy is from Quebec! Très mignon! [People]
  • A Snoop Dogg quote, presented without comment: "How many ugly women selling…
  • » 3/18/08 9:00am 3/18/08 9:00am

Halle Berry Has Sure-To-Be-Gorgeous Baby Girl

  • Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday morning in L.A. An insider says Halle first arrived at the hospital early Saturday with contractions and "skyrocketing" blood pressure, but stabilized, went home and came back later Saturday night. The baby was born at 10:17 am yesterday. Congrats! [Star Magazine]
  • Baby…
  • » 3/17/08 9:00am 3/17/08 9:00am

Brandon Davis's Brother Wins Battle With Deadly Staph Superbug, If Not Bulge

See the fat guy? That's Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, brother of Brandon Davis, and I'm posting this picture to welcome him back into the realm of the healthy. See, Jason was photographed yesterday by an agency Jezebel doesn't subscribe to sucking a lollipop, looking in good spirits and good health after an autumn spent… » 12/11/07 7:00pm 12/11/07 7:00pm

Paris Hilton Teaches Brandon Davis About Energy Policy (No, Really)

Last night Wonkette videographer Liz Glover crashed some fashion party and humiliated Brandon Davis by asking him about current events. (Guess what? Sorta thick, the Greasy Bear!) But Brandon should have known better! Because just a year ago, at another fashion party, a journalist working on behalf of another esteemed… » 9/11/07 3:00pm 9/11/07 3:00pm

Teri Hatcher Desperate To Ruin Eva Longoria's Special Day

  • The Eva Longoria nupti-news continues: Ryan Seacrest wept and everyone got huffy (heh) when Teri Hatcher showed up mugging for cameras in a dress tailored to look exactly like the bridesmaid dress. Um, if succeeding at undermining someone requires wearing a bridesmaid dress when you don't have to we would normally…
  • » 7/10/07 9:17am 7/10/07 9:17am

Lindsay Lohan Classily Accepts Our Undying Gratitude For Another Morning Of Gossip Almost Entirely Related To Her And Her Snatch

  • Jane Fonda to Dina Lohan: "If you screw it up now, you don't get another chance!" More delusionally optimistic words were probably never spoken. [Page Six]
  • You know how Lindsay was all "I'm going to New York to fuck Jude Law" and you were like 'yeah sugar nose and maybe you should show Hillary how to fix Social…
  • » 5/10/07 11:02am 5/10/07 11:02am