Simon Doonan & Jonathan Adler: Newlyweds!

  • Barneys Creative Director Simon Doonan and designer Jonathan Adler were wed yesterday at City Hall in San Francisco! This article states that they "sealed the union with a spirited sprint down the glorious grand staircase." Mr. Doonan wore a Liberty print shirt, Barneys Co-op jeans, a Prada V-neck and a Thom Browne…
» 9/19/08 9:00am 9/19/08 9:00am

Halle Berry's Baby To Parlez Français In The Lap Of Luxury

  • Halle Berry's baby has 3 nurseries in different homes, all done in all whites, neutrals and organics. Cost? $60K. [Rush & Molloy]
  • And ooh, Halle Berry's baby will learn to speak French! Because her daddy is from Quebec! Très mignon! [People]
  • A Snoop Dogg quote, presented without comment: "How many ugly women selling…
» 3/18/08 9:00am 3/18/08 9:00am

Brandon Davis's Brother Wins Battle With Deadly Staph Superbug, If Not…

See the fat guy? That's Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, brother of Brandon Davis, and I'm posting this picture to welcome him back into the realm of the healthy. See, Jason was photographed yesterday by an agency Jezebel doesn't subscribe to sucking a lollipop, looking in good spirits and good health after an autumn spent… » 12/11/07 7:00pm 12/11/07 7:00pm

Paris Hilton Teaches Brandon Davis About Energy Policy (No, Really)

Last night Wonkette videographer Liz Glover crashed some fashion party and humiliated Brandon Davis by asking him about current events. (Guess what? Sorta thick, the Greasy Bear!) But Brandon should have known better! Because just a year ago, at another fashion party, a journalist working on behalf of another esteemed… » 9/11/07 3:00pm 9/11/07 3:00pm

Lindsay Lohan Classily Accepts Our Undying Gratitude For Another…

  • Jane Fonda to Dina Lohan: "If you screw it up now, you don't get another chance!" More delusionally optimistic words were probably never spoken. [Page Six]
  • You know how Lindsay was all "I'm going to New York to fuck Jude Law" and you were like 'yeah sugar nose and maybe you should show Hillary how to fix Social Security …
» 5/10/07 11:02am 5/10/07 11:02am