It Would Be Unethical to Suggest Doing a Drug Before Seeing Terrence Malick's New Documentary

Since releasing The New World 11 years ago, reclusive director Terrence Malick has made three over stylized movies about middle aged white men working through some major personal shit. I only saw one of them (The Tree of Life), but hated it so much (all but the scenes with my close personal friend Jessica Chastain)…

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This Week In Tabloids: Brad Pitt Might Be Fucking Marion Cotillard and Angie Might Have a Breakdown

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we sift through the tales of our favorite (and least favorite) celebrities’ rumored despair in the hopes that we’ll feel better about our lives. Like, oh, I’ve been pretty stressed lately and my face is breaking out and also my bank account has been sort of sad since tax season ended,…

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