Since releasing The New World 11 years ago, reclusive director Terrence Malick has made three over stylized movies about middle aged white men working through some major personal shit. I only saw one of them (The Tree of Life), but hated it so much (all but the scenes with my close personal friend Jessica Chastain)…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we learn from our mistakes and return to the traditional format after a well-intentioned though poorly executed attempt at a tabloid Q&A. This week, Mila Kunis is pregnant with twins, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are THIS close to getting a divorce, and JonBenet Ramsey is incapable of…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think we know, but—in fact—we have no idea. This week, Amber Heard is pregnant with Johnny Depp’s baby, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with ????’s baby, Prince Harry is moving to the States, and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are leaving their spouses...for each other?!?!?!?!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we flip through the tabloids while thinking about other things, like what to get for lunch, which—seeing as how I have no leftovers in the office fridge nor the appetite for something healthy like a salad—will likely be in the form of a burrito bowl from the fast-casual chain of all…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we sift through the tales of our favorite (and least favorite) celebrities’ rumored despair in the hopes that we’ll feel better about our lives. Like, oh, I’ve been pretty stressed lately and my face is breaking out and also my bank account has been sort of sad since tax season ended,…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we accept an unknown amount of money to read a book in the park beside a prominently displayed box of Zyrtec, and thank fans who compliment us online.
Prior to choosing David Crosby as the sperm donor for her two children, Melissa Etheridge says she briefly considered asking Brad Pitt for his A-list jizz—but ultimately decided not to because she and her then-partner Julie Cypher wanted a donor who wouldn’t insist on co-parenting.
Until roughly 15 minutes ago, I thought the only people who saw a final cut of By the Sea in its entirety were Angelina Jolie, her assistants, and our very own Rich Juzwiak. And of that handful of viewers, I didn’t think anyone actually enjoyed it.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find ourselves continuously intrigued by the fact that every single tabloid is obsessed with pink and yellow. This week, Angie and Brad are over because of Selena (they’re not), Kim can’t stop eating (yes she can), Miley’s married (no she’s not), and Casey Anthony is pregnant (I…
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have raised six beautiful children together. As A-list celebrities who act, direct and fit in some human rights activism here and there, their brood travels frequently and is homeschooled. Pitt likened their globe-trotting lifestyle to that of migrant workers. What in the what?
Ring the alarm! Miranda Lambert did the impossible last night: she made the red carpet of the CMAs exciting! The former Mrs. Blake Shelton showed up rocking (countrying?) a pink hairdo that many believe is a direct throwback to Gwen Stefani’s look from 1999.
According to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt themselves, their marriage is just fine. In fact, it’s “very, very stable.” Their family is great! Everything is great! They’re making a movie together.
Last night on the masculinist tragicomedy that is HBO’s Ballers, an intriguing plot line unfurled in which party-guy wide receiver Ricky (John David Washington) tries to make up for his philandering ways by buying estranged girlfriend Bella (Annabelle Acosta) a ring worth $400k.
By the Sea—the upcoming drama Angelina Jolie Pitt wrote, directed, and co-stars in with Brad Pitt—finally has a trailer, and it looks as terrible and self-indulgent as you would expect a big-budget vanity project starring one of the world’s most famous couples to look.
Taraji P. Henson, star of Fox’s Empire as the wildly frank ex-con Cookie, showed her glamorous side in W magazine, proving we all should probably step up our respective games.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we impulse buy a first class ticket to Nice, take a train to Cannes, crash the red carpet, and scream compliments at Cate Blanchett until we are thrown into the sea by her bodyguards. Today, Justin dumped Jen after a 990-day engagement, Kylie is still pregnant, Kourtney is mad at…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we fly to London, put up a tent outside St. Mary’s Hospital, drape ourselves in the flag, and keep making signs that say things like “HERE COMES NUMBER 2!” and “KATE, YOU’RE DOING GREAT!” and “KEEP CALM AND PUSH ON!” until someone in the Royal Family buys us breakfast. Today we’ll be…
When you cut a newborn's umbilical cord, what do you think of? (It's a rhetorical question, btw; I don't want kids but just think about it for a second.)
Actress Juliette Lewis has formed a new supergroup called Giraffe Tongue Orchestra with some other highly regarded metal musicians. It's entirely possible the band's name is a reference to the secret giraffe tongue sacrifice that lay people like us aren't yet privy to (Lewis is a deep Scientologist). No recordings…
