Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,… » 8/07/12 9:00am 8/07/12 9:00am

Cool Giovanni Ribisi And Cool Agyness Deyn Elope Coolly

Giovanni Ribisi, Giovanni Ribisi's moustache and model Agyness Deyn have apparently been dating on the sly for months and quietly married in Los Angeles this weekend. As recently as March, Deyn told press "I'm all alone. There has been no man in my life for several months now and although it would be nice to have a… » 6/22/12 9:00am 6/22/12 9:00am

Lindsay Loan & Sam Ronson: Splitsville? Or Engaged?

  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: On the rocks??? Apparently LL loves to party and Sam is shuns the spotlight; plus Sam's a thoughtful person and isn't sure how she comes across in this "celebrity romance." Gah. [Daily Mail]
  • Wait a minute! Sam proposed?! While she and Lindsay were on vacay in Mexico! With a…
  • » 10/14/08 9:00am 10/14/08 9:00am

Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise

  • What kind of fuckery is this? Amy Winehouse borrowed some designer dresses. When she returned them, they were splattered with vomit. [Mirror]
  • Some of the puke-stained dresses had developed furry mold on them. [Hey, I'm eating breakfast, lady! - Ed.] [CelebNewsWire]
  • Meanwhile, Amy is trying to launch the singing…
  • » 9/26/08 9:00am 9/26/08 9:00am

This Week In Tabloids: Jen, John, Brad, Tom, Katie, Brit... And Olympic…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Let's play One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others, with Us » 8/20/08 2:00pm 8/20/08 2:00pm as the obvious winner. While the other weekly covers feature Jen Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Britney Spears, went with the daring choice of Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin. Too bad the…

Christina Applegate Is 100% Cancer-Free

  • A month after being diagnosed with breast cancer, Christina Applegate is now cancer-free. "I'm clear," she told Robin Roberts of Good Morning America earlier today. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread — they got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer." She went…
  • » 8/19/08 9:00am 8/19/08 9:00am