Gifts for Your Live-In Boyfriend
What do you get for the man or woman who has everything, and by everything I mean the ability to hang out with you all day and all night forever?
Rami Malek Is the New Oscar Isaac
In Rami Malek’s interview with Seth Meyers last week, the Mr. Robot star detailed a recent incident at the barbershop, in which the barber “came by, and she looked at me, I hadn’t been in there before, and she started laughing at me, which made me feel kind of awkward.”
13 Little Things That Will Make Your Ghost Boyfriend Haunt You 4 Life
Thanks to Glamour’s love specialists, we already know how to make any living man spontaneously cum at the sight of us — but what about those of us who are dating ghosts? Where’s our content?
Ex-Boyfriend Hides Under Woman's Childhood Bed For 3 Days
The idea of someone hiding in my shower or closet or under my bed is a top five fear. The idea of an ex-boyfriend hiding out under my bed for three days is something I had never even considered was possible but now I will never stop considering it.
What Does It Mean to Be Able to Defend Your Relationship?
Who among us has never had doubts about a relationship? Who among us has not also wrestled with which doubts to take seriously, and which to sideline? What if someone told you that, despite your doubts, a relationship ought to be sturdily defensible—that you ought to be able to defend it in a court of law?
Lance Armstrong Is the Worst Boyfriend Ever
Lance Armstrong, generally known for being an upstanding and honest individual in all areas of his life, committed a hit and run in December and let his girlfriend take the blame. Don't ever let them tell you chivalry is dead, ladies.
This is what your in-laws are really thinking when they first meet you
Ali Vingiano made another hilarious subtitled short, this time dedicated to all of your who had to bring your significant other to meet your parents over the holidays (or worse, those who will have to do it this year. I'm sorry! Best of luck!)Like the previous one, this short is funny because it's exactly how it is.
Single? Hate Your Parents? Bring This Guy Home for Thanksgiving
Many may dread going home for the holidays, but how many of us are actively seeking an opportunity to torment our families by bringing home precisely the sort of guy who would push all their buttons? For the right woman in Nashville, consider your prayers answered.
Superheroes Make Shitty Husbands
News that Walmart is peddling a "Training to be Batman's Wife" T-shirt to juniors has raised ire for its retrograde bullshittery. Lost in the ruckus is the fact that it's not just offensive for its sexism — it's offensive because Batman is the type of douche that no woman would realistically go for. Surely there's a…
Here is my boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock doing Frozen's "Let It Go" in amazing gif format. You are so very, very welcome.
I Tried BroApp and It Did Not Turn Me Into an Awesome Boyfriend
Every day on my way to work, I spend the entire train ride deleting inane press releases from my email inbox. Diet pills? Delete. A series of seminars on how to convince your boyfriend to propose? Delete. The launch of a new cake flavored vodka made especially for tampon soakage? .... Archive. But the other week, one…
Shut Up, 300 Sandwiches Lady's Boyfriend
Remember the 300 $andwiches Lady? You know, the food blogger who says her boyfriend told her that once she made him 300 $andwiches, he'd buy her an engagement ring in what of course was not a shamelessly craven gimmick to get a book deal? Well: she's only 100 $andwiches away. And her boyfriend wants advice on how to…
Women Totally Mad IRL for Stuff Their Boyfriends Do in Dreams
Tabloid trendpieces should be taken with an entire shaker of salt. But the headline "Over Half of Women Admit They Have Woken Up In A Bad Mood With Their Partner Because He Annoyed Them... In A DREAM" does not require any additional sodium. It is 100% correct, based on totally unscientific anecdata.
What's the Weirdest Lie A Love Interest Has Ever Told You?
No relationship is entirely devoid of secrets; I once went out with a guy for 6 months without him knowing where I lived (I forget why I did this; I was 24 and now that I think of it, the whole thing may have been an experiment? I don't know). But whoever said all's fair in love and war has obviously never attempted…
Who Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Secret Girlfriend?? Some Theories.
You know how we've always assumed that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is your boyfriend? Well, it turns out we were really, really wrong. (Unless we're not. Wait, is it you?? I won't tell anyone; you can trust me!!)
Your Slacker Boyfriend Would Probably Like to See You Fail
Women are doing better than ever in school, and sometimes their male significant others can't stand to see them succeed.
This Is What Happens When Your Boyfriend Does Your Makeup
Here's what happens when one lady stops being polite, and starts letting her dude go to town on her face with some bronzer.
Single This Valentine's Day? Get a Rental Boyfriend
If you're in the market for a boyfriend but are wary about making a big investment in love, perhaps you should consider renting instead of buying. "Rental boyfriends" are the latest booming business in China.
The Artist's Jean Dujardin To Be Cast as Villain in Every Movie
Just what you didn't know that your day needed: a video that combines your recommended daily allowance of your new boyfriend—The Artist's dreamy Jean Dujardin, guns, Muppets, and a hearty helping of laughter. Drop everything that isn't a baby and watch this.
Gifts For Someone You're Planning To Dump
We don't recommend breaking up with your significant other around the holidays. Don't break up with them right before Christmas, right after Christmas, and definitely not on the actual day of Christmas. The same goes for Hannukkah, Kwanzaa, and any other holiday you may be celebrating this December — including New…
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