Have you ever been home for the holidays and felt the crushing need to bring either a partner home or make one up so people would just stop asking when you're going to get your life together and settle down? No? Me neither. What do you mean why is my eye twitching like that?

This time Thursday you'll likely be sitting down with a heaping pile of food with some people you want to kill even though you have the same genes. But maybe you'll be sitting down with people you want to kill that you don't have the same genes as because they're your significant other's family. Despite that…

On Monday, former Real Housewife Camille Grammer sent out a series of tweets indicating that a few weeks ago, after she was recovering from cancer surgery, a man physically abused her. Rumors immediately swirled, with many speculating that it must have been her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos, despite the fact that…

Ladies, your boyfriend is so lucky to have found you right? WRONG. The latest installment of Men Decide to Have An Open Forum on Reddit About Women has proved, once and for all, that he basically hates everything you do and wishes you could be replaced with a Fleshlight.

I THINK SO. I mean, I can't be sure. But he definitely said something about a cheeseburger and "finding someone special." Sooooo…I can read between the lines, Biden!!!

Some boyfriends sew sardines into curtain hems. Others break into their ex-girlfriends Facebook accounts. Contra3 simply rated movies in her Netflix account, until her recommendations started hitting a little too close to home. Click to enlarge. [Reddit]

To the Times, Diana Taylor is Mayor Bloomberg's "companion" or "sidekick" but never his "girlfriend." Is the paper being old-fashioned, or are girlfriends and boyfriends just for kids?

Sahar Daftary, a London model who had been crowned "the Face of Asia," fell to her death from an apartment building on Saturday after discovering her boyfriend was married. [Independent]

A man in New York tackled and held his girlfriend's rapist, whom he found on top of her in the vestibule of their Fifth Avenue apartment on Saturday evening. The boyfriend had buzzed the woman into their shared apartment, but when she didn't arrive in the residence, he decided to go look for her. [NY Post]

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