Most Deluded Girl Ever on Catfish Truly Thought She Was Dating Bow Wow

Oof. Oooooof. I don't know if you've been watching MTV's Catfish (just me?), but last night's episode was a doozy. In general, the people featured on the show tend to be...erm...simple, but Keyonnah — the newest girl to be fooled by all of the internet's worst lies — took it to a new level. You see, Keyonnah doesn't… » 10/09/13 3:40pm 10/09/13 3:40pm

Behold: A Sensual Hot Pockets Ad Starring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg

Some extra-suave, extra-classy modern day Don Draper has devised a viral marketing campaign for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets, according to this 4 minute and 36 second long rapturous ode, are delicious meat-pouches that you put in the microwave when you want to feel sexy — which I would say is a very accurate… » 10/08/13 6:30pm 10/08/13 6:30pm

Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court

I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an… » 3/18/13 9:00am 3/18/13 9:00am

Rihanna Wins Race During Rob Kardashian Go-Kart Date

Rihanna and Not A Law Student After All Rob Kardashian spent a night in Burbank, California playing some go-karts (which Rihanna won, naturally) and then heading to a nightclub called Playhouse. Ri-Ri. Unspeakable gladness at the thought that you might be done with Chris Brown fills every cranny of the cockles of my… » 8/27/12 9:00am 8/27/12 9:00am

Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a… » 7/20/12 9:00am 7/20/12 9:00am

10 Years Of The World's Ugliest Dogs

This weekend, Yoda, a Chinese crested-Chihuahua mix whose owner first thought the pitiful puppy was a street rat, won the title of World's Ugliest Dog. Congrats! However we must make mention of the previous title-holders, who may or may not be much more hideous than Yoda. View this gallery of the past decade's winners… » 6/27/11 7:00pm 6/27/11 7:00pm