Science Suggests that Boys Are Born This Way, Like, for Real

Ahhh, nature vs. nurture. The ye oldieste questionne! Are we born this way (nice, mean, fat, gay, smart, aggressive, passive, selfish, Republican, otherkin, whatevs) or are we made this way by the homosensual Kenyan media elite? Or whatever? Well, personally, I make it a point not to give any shits. ON PRINCIPLE. While … » 11/08/12 3:20pm 11/08/12 3:20pm

No Matter What a Woman Says About Dieting and Exercise, She's Wrong

Yesterday, pop star and professional college art thesis Lady Gaga demonstrated to the internet how not to talk about dieting as a female celebrity when she pressed "submit" after typing the words "Just killed back to back spin classes. Eating a salad dreaming of a cheeseburger. #PopStarsDontEat #BornThisWay." I'm sure Our… » 4/11/12 7:10pm 4/11/12 7:10pm

Eminem Still Convinced Lady Gaga Has A Penis

Remember about a year ago when it was so totally hilarious to talk about Lady Gaga's cock? All because there was "something" under her dress at one concert? And people didn't want to believe she maybe wore a strap-on and "accidentally" revealed the thing to mock celebs who "accidentally" expose their vulvas when they emerge… » 6/06/11 2:10pm 6/06/11 2:10pm

Vaginal Birth & Mommy Mayhem In Lady Gaga's New Video

In the opening seconds of Lady Gaga's new video, "Born This Way," she declares, "this is the manifesto of Mother Monster." As we zero in on a galaxy in which the stars are arranged in the shape of a uterus and fallopian tubes, Gaga talks about "the beginning of a new race." We see her, feet in stirrups, giving birth to » 2/28/11 3:10pm 2/28/11 3:10pm

Lady Gaga Hatches From Her Egg, Performs At The Grammys

Tonight at the Grammys, Lady Gaga emerged from her alien pod for the first live performance of her new single "Born This Way." What followed was an extremely danceable tribute to those born with a desire to have prosthetic bones protruding from their shoulders and a penchant for wearing sheer plastic raincoats with… » 2/13/11 9:30pm 2/13/11 9:30pm