Science Suggests that Boys Are Born This Way, Like, for Real
Ahhh, nature vs. nurture. The ye oldieste questionne! Are we born this way (nice, mean, fat, gay, smart, aggressive, passive, selfish, Republican, otherkin, whatevs) or are we made this way by the homosensual Kenyan media elite? Or whatever? Well, personally, I make it a point not to give any shits. ON PRINCIPLE.…
No Matter What a Woman Says About Dieting and Exercise, She's Wrong
Yesterday, pop star and professional college art thesis Lady Gaga demonstrated to the internet how not to talk about dieting as a female celebrity when she pressed "submit" after typing the words "Just killed back to back spin classes. Eating a salad dreaming of a cheeseburger. #PopStarsDontEat #BornThisWay." I'm sure…
You'll Never Guess The Name Of Lady Gaga's New Anti-Bullying Foundation

It's called the Born This Way Foundation. Shocking, we know. She'll be assisted by the MacArthur Foundation and Harvard University; an advisory board will be announced soon.
Eminem Still Convinced Lady Gaga Has A Penis
Remember about a year ago when it was so totally hilarious to talk about Lady Gaga's cock? All because there was "something" under her dress at one concert? And people didn't want to believe she maybe wore a strap-on and "accidentally" revealed the thing to mock celebs who "accidentally" expose their vulvas when they…
Vaginal Birth & Mommy Mayhem In Lady Gaga's New Video
In the opening seconds of Lady Gaga's new video, "Born This Way," she declares, "this is the manifesto of Mother Monster." As we zero in on a galaxy in which the stars are arranged in the shape of a uterus and fallopian tubes, Gaga talks about "the beginning of a new race." We see her, feet in stirrups, giving birth…
If We're Born Gay, How Would We Know?
Carey Faulkner, a visiting Assistant Professor at Franklin & Marshall, asked us to post about a blog that has recently gotten quite a bit of attention: Born this Way. The site posts photographs of gay-identified adults as children. Submitters argue that the photographs are proof that they were born gay.
10-Year-Old Girl's Video Makes Lady Gaga Cry, Gets 1 Million Views
On Wednesday, Miia Maria posted this video of herself singing "Born This Way" while playing keyboard. Today, she has over one million views. Yesterday, Lady Gaga Tweeted, "Can't stop crying watching this. This is why I make music. She is the future."
Lady Gaga Hatches From Her Egg, Performs At The Grammys
Tonight at the Grammys, Lady Gaga emerged from her alien pod for the first live performance of her new single "Born This Way." What followed was an extremely danceable tribute to those born with a desire to have prosthetic bones protruding from their shoulders and a penchant for wearing sheer plastic raincoats with…
Lady Gaga's Performance At Tonight's Grammy Awards Somehow Involves A Coffin
Oh, that Lady Gaga. What crazy thing will the Marilyn Manson of pop think up next?
What We Can Learn From "Born This Way"
It's been around for less than a month, but already, the site Born Gay Born This Way has dozens of childhood pictures, as well as stories both heartbreaking and hilarious.
Lady Gaga No Longer Interested In Gimmicks
Of her new album, she added, "Born This Way is about what keeps us up at night and what makes us afraid." But what if you have a fear of having your body wrapped in raw meat?
Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" Album Could Contain 20 Tracks
If this happens, I will make a Lady Gaga Bingo Game. Fill in a square whenever she says "whiskey" or "cigarette" or hints at dancing all night and promiscuity. (I'll probably make a Lady Gaga Bingo game, anyway.)

