Ke$ha's New Video A Commercial For Tequila & Eyebrow Studs

If you can stand to sit through the stuttering nonsensical "rap" in this song, you'll see generous product placement for Tequila Revolucion and PlentyofFish.com. Of course, Gaga already did that, but whatever, Ke¢ha. You are who you are.
Sometimes, The Problem With Drinking Is Calling Drinking A Problem
The UK's Office of National Statistics has released a new report, which basically says the whole nation is a bunch of lushes. For starters: the government was forced to revise its consumption calculations because of the "trend" toward larger wine glasses. Whereas a "glass of wine" used to be one unit of alcohol it now…
Patrick Dempsey Stocks Up On Sunday Spirits
[Brentwood, California; January 6. Image via Flynet]
