"Seriously, he's so not worth it" has been slurred many a night, and Drunk Girl Therapist has a lot of advice to offer. Sadly, not all of it is good advice.
If you're a regular viewer of Today's fourth hour, then you know that KLG and Hoda love to drink. They've dubbed Tuesdays "Boozedays" and Wednesdays "Winesdays." Let's name the other workdays of the week for them.