America's favorite cokehead, Charlie Sheen, took to the Twitters to lambast Kim Kardashian for allegedly turning down a 6-year old's autograph request, calling her ass a "giggly bag of funk" (that she "dare call an ass"!) and telling her to "go f yourself" before taking a quick swipe at Kanye West, signing off as "c",…
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Pitbull just did a spectacular Q&A with Rolling Stone that begins, exactly as you dreamed, like this:
Do you have a big booty? If so, you should put it in a small swimsuit, then drench it in water and possibly oil while you shake it around and take much pride in what God (or other avenues) gave you. At least, that's what I've learned from Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's new video for "Booty" their much-publicized…
Oh, hello New York Times, it's so nice of you to come! I've been wondering when you were going to show up. Unfortunately, the spinach artichoke dip is a bit cold and the champagne has gone flat. Most of the guests are pretty tired. I don't know if you heard, but the party started about 50 years ago.
Yesterday Vogue published an online article titled, "We're Officially in the Era of the Big Booty." Cue all the eye roll gifs please. The article is a shining example of something Vogue displays oh so well: intentional cluelessness and an utter disregard for diversity.
On Thursday morning during the fourth hour of Today, Jennifer Lopez stopped by to chat with Hoda and Kathie Lee and also air the teaser for her new single, "Booty" featuring Iggy Azalea, which is now on YouTube. As you can see, the video will be focused on the part of your body you sit down on.
This just in: It's National Booty Awareness Month! In honor of the month, watch a man named "Dr. Booty" direct Alexis Bellino of The Real Housewives Of O.C. and some kind of sexy nurse through a series of squats while comparing our butt cheeks to ballons — all the while Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" plays in the…
Children's giggles have forced Catholic bishops to cleanse their translation of the bible of the word "booty." It will be replaced with "the spoils of war."
A Levi's ad has the word "ass" in it. Old Navy said "booty." And someone "referred to his hindquarters as ‘butt'" in an ad. America's decency is going to shit.