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    Piece Of Meat

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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    I really want to know that Slovaj Zizek would have to say about this. #boobs
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    Not seksy, not appetizing. Just bizarre.

    WHERE ARE HER ARMS?

    WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS "SAUSAGE CROSS" SHE MUST BEAR?!

    Help me understand, oh BaconJesus! #boobs
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/22/09

    @Jack_Burton: The slices look a little like holes in her body. Reminds me vaguely of that female artist who made a picture of herself as Jesus being crucified naked. #boobs
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    Image of gazometer gazometer
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    croatian, not slovenian! both the ad text language as well as the sausage
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment Maritsa approved this comment gazometer was starred gazometer was unstarred
    Image of justcallmeangel justcallmeangel
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    Nestled "suggestively" between a pair of naked breasts? Is there any other way sausauge could be nestled, you know, between breasts? Just the fact that there are sausages between breasts is pretty damn suggestive. Not to mention porny and gross. #boobs
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment justcallmeangel was starred justcallmeangel was unstarred
    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    It puts sausage on itself or it gets the hose again... #boobs
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    Image of funzette funzette
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    I Didn't Ask for Subtext!
    BRING ME SUPERTEXT!!! #boobs
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    Dieter (pursing lips as camera zooms in):

    Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve make disturbing advertisements! #boobs
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    Image of Misiula Misiula
    10/22/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Who is this about? Many Slavic languages have both "v" and "w" sounds. It's German that lacks "w" and the substitution of "v" for "w" is a typically German mistake. #boobs
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    AndPreciousLittleofThat promoted this comment Misiula was starred Misiula was unstarred
    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/22/09

    @Misiula: At the risk of trying to parse a fifteen-year old SNL joke, I'll confess to cribbing the text from Wikipedia. The "v" and "w" substitutions are theirs.

    But a typical German would tell you that typical Germans don't make mistakes. ;) #boobs
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    Image of Misiula Misiula
    10/22/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: ;-) #boobs
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    Image of abunbn abunbn
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    Can we also discuss (or perhaps *not* discuss) the disturbing conflation between a woman's breasts and chopped meat? While some might argue that a slice sausage is a phallic threat, here it seems to argue that the female form is a carnal smorgasbord: consumable, replaceable. #boobs
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    Intern Katy promoted this comment abunbn was starred abunbn was unstarred
    Image of Anna Anna
    10/22/09

    @abunbn: [www.amazon.com] #boobs
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/22/09

    @abunbn: Really well put. "Carnal smorgasbord." I'd love it if I didn't hate it.

    And by offending or distancing women and some men, to whom do they expect to appeal here? As a vegetarian, I'm turned off anyway and never was looking at this as a possible consumer. But I can't imagine seeing this and being moved to consider the product between the breasts, whatever it was. In addition to being socially irresponsible, it seems to be failing at what in theory it's meant to do: sell. #boobs
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    Image of abunbn abunbn
    10/22/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Great question about target audience. Who digs this ad?

    Strangely rapt, I now wonder about the bondage imagery here: the woman's arms are clearly lifted above her head, a gesture that we might well read as voluntary if the intact sausage weren't restraining both the woman and the sliced sausage--an observation that in turn raises the question of how we might want to interpret an image of what I can really only describe as double-dicking. #boobs
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/22/09

    @abunbn: I don't even think that much thought was put into the creation of this. I think it was an issue of getting attention with BOOBS! and placing the product between them. I wonder if the issues you're raising were even considered by those responsible. #boobs
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/22/09

    @Anna: Just bought a copy. I'm kind of embarrassed I've not read it yet. #boobs
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    I'm so naive I thought they would be chicken breasts. Wrong. #boobs
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    Image of frugal frugal
    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: That said I am making Jambalaya tonight, but I won't be wearing it between my chicken cutlets. #boobs
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    I realize that I cannot imagine living in a culture in which naked breasts are allowed to appear (GASP!) in advertising to the general public. Something like this is honestly SHOCKING to me, the product of the same culture that ran for months on the story of Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" and named it Nipplegate.

    And I also realize that for this I am in the global minority. Where else in the world but the US are boobs so simultaneously shamed and fixated upon?? And how is it that elsewhere they can be viewed so casually?

    **MIND BLOWN** #boobs
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    Image of WynneSea lion WynneSea lion
    10/22/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: I live in a culture where naked breasts are... just that, naked breasts. You see them on TV, at any time of the day, in movies, all the time, on the beach... and you don't even think about it. Nothing you haven't seen anywhere else.

    But this one, oh boy, it is gross and vulgar and even here (France), this one would not fly.
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    JerseyGrrrl promoted this comment WynneSea lion was starred WynneSea lion was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    I want to be offended but if you could hear inside my brain right now all you would hear is:

    "mmmmmmm........sausage" #boobs
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    Who was this ad geared towards, Hannibal Lecter? It looks like medallions were cut out of her skin, sick. #boobs
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    10/22/09

    @CurtCole:

    Maybe it's because I'm vegetarian, but the meat/human flesh connection presented is too strong to imagine anyone feeling hungry after viewing it. #boobs
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    Katxyz was starred Katxyz was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/22/09

    @Katxyz: Oh, I agree. #boobs
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    10/22/09

    @CurtCole:

    It makes me think of a penis getting the tip chopped off.... #boobs
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    Image of lavenderstain lavenderstain
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    ummm-- how does chopped penis help sell saussage...im female and my lower regions just cringed in fear...cant imagine how dudes would feel #boobs
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    lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist promoted this comment lavenderstain was starred lavenderstain was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    10/22/09

    @lavenderstain: Yeah. I cosign 1000%. #boobs
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    Image of rokenrolzombie rokenrolzombie
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    *monocle pops off into champagne glass* GOOD HEAVENS. #boobs
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    lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist promoted this comment rokenrolzombie was starred rokenrolzombie was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    10/22/09


    @rokenrolzombie: I dare say that I am scandalized indeed!

    (also - this is the only monocle popping pic I could find) #boobs
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    Image of rokenrolzombie rokenrolzombie
    10/22/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: My god, that's amazing! Right click, save! #boobs
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    10/22/09

    In reply to Piece Of Meat
    Can anyone translate the copy? Cuz I would love to know what the hell this image is all about! #boobs
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    Image of Alwaystheangel Alwaystheangel
    10/22/09

    @Diziet_Sma: There is Gavrilevicka

    THERE'S SAUSAGE!!! God this ad is so hilariously awkward! #boobs
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Alwaystheangel was starred Alwaystheangel was unstarred
    Image of lolabee lolabee
    10/22/09

    @Diziet_Sma: i believe it loosely translates to: we're really only interested in marketing to men and newborn babies. #boobs
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    feather_spin promoted this comment lolabee was starred lolabee was unstarred
    Image of Solzica Solzica
    10/22/09

    @Diziet_Sma: something along the lines of "(the) dish/meal is gravilovicka", which is the brand name. pretty standard Slovenian advertising. #boobs
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment Solzica was starred Solzica was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    10/22/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Thanks, everyone. It doesn't really help, does it? #boobs
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    Image of Misiula Misiula
    10/22/09

    @Diziet_Sma: "Jedna je Gavrilovicka" = "There is only one Gavrilovicka"

    Gavrilovicka is the brand name and it's supposedly one of a kind. #boobs
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment Misiula was starred Misiula was unstarred
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