Miley Cyrus Goes Undercover for Kimmel to Find Out What People Really Think About Miley Cyrus

On Wednesday, Miley Cyrus stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk up the MTV Video Music Awards, which she’s hosting on Sunday, by going undercover as an Australian news reporter and asking people their thoughts of her. Apparently, the public a) likes Taylor Swift better and b) thinks she’s starving for attention “in her… »8/27/15 11:10am8/27/15 11:10am

Disquieted By Titties, New York Considers Shutting Down Times Square Plazas

Beset by bare bosoms, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Thursday he’s considering closing down the pedestrian plazas in Times Square. The plazas—a collection of indescribably filthy metal tables marooned in an island of asphalt—are currently a popular place for exhausted, heat-stroked tourists to sink down as… »8/20/15 7:10pm8/20/15 7:10pm

Arrest Warrant Issued For Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis

A federal judge has ordered that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis be placed under arrest, part of an incredibly seedy and frankly hilarious bankruptcy trial that sounds exactly like how you’d picture Joe Francis behaving. Francis is believed to be living in Mexico with his girlfriend and their twin daughters. »5/20/15 12:10pm5/20/15 12:10pm

American Hero Nonchalantly Adjusts Boobs Before Baseball Game Selfie

Before this video, I thought there were only two reasons to go to a baseball game: One, to eat as many garlic fries as possible before vomiting and 2, arguing with the people in front of you about something of no actual consequence. Now I know there are three reasons to go. The third reason? Glorious, shameless,… »5/04/15 11:20pm5/04/15 11:20pm

Want Bigger Breasts? Massage Them With Fresh Summer Vegetables

Breasts: Everyone wants them, but not everyone's got them. Hi, I'm Billy Mays and I'm here to tell you about a revolutionary new way of increasing your bust size without having to chant some stupid rhymes about boys and sweaters. What if I told you that you could make your breasts bigger just by rubbing them with… »8/13/14 8:15pm8/13/14 8:15pm