Orangutan’s are freaking terrifying. They can literally tear your appendages off, and I do not want them grabbing any handfuls of flesh on my body anywhere.
One problem large-busted women learn early on is that inherently, by the nature of our bodies, we are viewed as somehow less “appropriate” in a tank top or lower-cut shirt than women with smaller busts. Where this concept of “respectability” based on something most of us have no control over derives from has been a…
Hey, how’s it going? Would you wear this... this thing?
New York City is still trying to free Times Square from the desnudas—the semi-nude women with painted breasts who began working tourists for tips last year. Now, the Times Square Alliance has supported a bill that would regulate the sidewalks in the tourist area, keeping the boobs to more specific areas, like next to…
On Thursday, Madonna accidentally tore the top off a female fan, exposing her breast to an Australian Rebel Heart tour audience—and the 17-year-old fan was like ‘Best night ever!’
Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport has introduced nursing rooms, which is great news for the many families who are well-acquainted with the experience of getting trapped there!
Considering his track record of saying dumb offensive shit, we really shouldn’t be surprised. And yet. And yet, my friends.
Thinx and New York City’s MTA have found common ground in their week-long public fight over period panty advertisements on the subway.
The New York Post and the New York Daily News both need you to know, urgently, about the latest outrage in Times Square: not only are there still topless, body-painted women working for tips in Times Square, but one of them brought a two-year-old, who also didn’t wear a shirt.
On Wednesday, Miley Cyrus stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk up the MTV Video Music Awards, which she’s hosting on Sunday, by going undercover as an Australian news reporter and asking people their thoughts of her. Apparently, the public a) likes Taylor Swift better and b) thinks she’s starving for attention “in her…
In what’s quickly becoming a Team Nobody sort of situation, one of the topless, bodypainted women working for tips in Times Square, known as “desnudas,” told Gothamist that only “ghetto fat women” are offended by their naked forms. We were rooting for you, bare-breasted ladies. We really were.
Beset by bare bosoms, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Thursday he’s considering closing down the pedestrian plazas in Times Square. The plazas—a collection of indescribably filthy metal tables marooned in an island of asphalt—are currently a popular place for exhausted, heat-stroked tourists to sink down as…
A federal judge has ordered that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis be placed under arrest, part of an incredibly seedy and frankly hilarious bankruptcy trial that sounds exactly like how you’d picture Joe Francis behaving. Francis is believed to be living in Mexico with his girlfriend and their twin daughters.
Pablo Picasso’s famous painting The Women of Algiers was sold for an incredible $179.4 million at auction this week and Fox News reported the sale—while blurring out the breasts on the historical work. Cubist boobs, man.
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Before this video, I thought there were only two reasons to go to a baseball game: One, to eat as many garlic fries as possible before vomiting and 2, arguing with the people in front of you about something of no actual consequence. Now I know there are three reasons to go. The third reason? Glorious, shameless,…
Breasts swing. They sag. They flop. They can move. Over the years, many games have tried to emulate the way breasts behave. There's even a term for it: "Breast physics."
A New York City doctor has finally devised a way to give women a saline solution injection that will increase cup size a cup or cup.5 bigger with a 20-minute procedure. The catch? It only lasts 24 hours, then they deflate, probably accompanied by the sound of air releasing from a tire.
My name is Sara, but by now you might better know me as "the Mozart boob twerk girl" from sites all over the internet, including this one. A week ago exactly, I was sitting where I am now, editing a video I had no idea would garner over 21 million views worldwide in seven days. I was a…
When the story of Jasmine Tridevil, a young woman who claims she dropped $20,000 on several surgeries to install a third breast in her chest, went viral, a local Florida news team took it upon themselves to get down to the bottom of it. By asking to see it.