Here's That Alternate Ending for How I Met Your Mother

It seems we just got over all the hullabaloo regarding How I Met Your Mother and how How ended. People were not pleased. At all. Or at least from the various pieces that populated the internet, that's the impression that I got (as someone who has not watched a single minute of the show). But alas, the widely…
Everyone's All Weepy and Shit in the Newest Downton Trailer
Last season of Downton Abbey was rife with tragedy, what with the deaths of [SPOILER] and [OTHER SPOILER], as well as the limited use of Shirley MacLaine. Sadly, if this new Masterpiece trailer is any indication, the darkness of the past will carry over into season 4: Everyone is in mourning, everyone is orphaned and…
Bret, You Got It Goin' On: Bret McKenzie Developing a Series for Fox
Bret McKenzie, the smaller of the two Flight of the Conchords and composer behind The Muppets, is developing an animated series for Fox! Very exciting news, though hopefully it won't detract from his other secret projects — namely making a bike helmet that looks like his own hair.
Nielsen Might Be the Reason Terrible Shows Stay on the Air
Not to beat a dead horse until it's the deadest, but it'd be great to learn the reason why Dads hasn't been cancelled, besides nepotism and the continued power of the white male in an industry supposedly dedicated to creativity. The show's ratings haven't even been that fantastic, though they were better than some of…
Ed Helms Producing a Sitcom About a Wacky Lady Lawyer
Ed Helms is set to executive produce a single-camera comedy for ABC, and it's about a big-city lawyer who's forced to move to a smalltown and practice law on the local yokels yee hawwww. Sounds like Baby Boom meets Hart of Dixie meets that show where a horse is the town's psychologist (?), so basically: probably the…
Two Funny Ladies Get a Show on MTV
One of our favorite past times is highlighting the lack of ladies on TV. Well, I wouldn't say it's a favorite past time, but it keeps us busy. But not today! Today from TV land comes word of tomorrow's debut of Nikki & Sara: LIVE! Premiering at 11/10c on MTV, the show looks like a mixture of stand-up, sketches,…
Lifetime's New Bra-Fitting Reality Show Is, Dare We Say, Uplifting
Lifetime has just premiered Double Divas, a new reality series that follows Atlanta-based bra fitters Cynthia and Molly, and, surprisingly, the show has its fair share of touching moments (there are some ridiculous moments in there, too, so don't you worry). As the majority of women know, the search for the right…
Here Are Some Made Up TV Shows We Wish Were Premiering in 2013
There are some fundamental truths when it comes to the landscape of television in 2013: there will be more Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Community (for now), Mad Men and, yes, they will all (probably) be great. But what about the breakaway hits? Listed below are some promising 2013 pilots that no one saw coming,…
10 Things You May Have Missed on TV This Week
In this TV roundup, potato chip farts, Meghan McCain talks about smoking weed, and Teen Mom's Amber Portwood's infected hand piercing.
CNN's Jeanne Moos is so down. She refers to 50 Cent exclusively as "Fiddy." This commercial for Lays potato chips—in which this woman is deeply inhaling a freshly open bag…Fuck Yes: Community will be Back this Spring
NBC did something non-terrible this afternoon when they announced that beloved but thinly watched sitcom Community will be returning to the network's lineup this spring. While this news is worth celebrating, don't have a paintball orgy yet— they haven't committed to a fourth season, which means the show's future may…
Cinemax Quietly Changes Its Soft-Core Reputation
After being known—and ridiculed—for years as "Skinemax," due to its late-night adult programming of soft-core series like Co-ed Confidential and Bikini Frankenstein, HBO has been rehabbing the rep of its sister channel Cinemax in an effort to make it more profitable. The 30-year-old channel will now shift its focus…
Your Freud-Loving Professor Would Have A Field Day With The Boob Tube
According to the manufacturers of the "Boob Tube," this beer bong is "the fastest and sexiest way to drink your beer." And the classiest, right? Disembodied boobs and Oedipal complexes are super hot this year. Spring break! SPRING BREEEAAAK! [RandomGoodStuff]
Is The Era Of Implants Over In Hollywood?
Though it was once considered fairly standard for actresses to increase her busts via the magic of plastic surgery, Sally Brampton of the Daily Mail notes that studios are now calling for "authenticity," when it comes to women's bodies.
Kids Today
According to new figures, kids aged 2-5 are watching an average of 32 hours of television a week, and although there was a brief leveling off thanks to the internet, adults are watching more TV as well. [NYPost]
Star Jones & The Insider Tackle Miss Plastic Pageant
On last's night's episode of The Insider, Star Jones joined the panel to debate entertainment news, like Hungary's plastic surgery beauty pageant. While Star doesn't approve of the pageant, she does approve of fake breasts (she has two).
Someone On Reality TV Finally Busts An Implant
Considering all the fake breasts and physical competitions on reality TV, I suppose this was bound to happen. On last night's Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Shauvon belly-flopped into the water and was rushed to the ER for a busted implant.
TV Viewing Doesn't Help Or Harm Babies
Apparently stationing an infant in front of a DVD won't turn them into a baby Einstein. A new study suggests that TV viewing before age two doesn't improve language and visual motor skills.
