Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Dangerous

Is it really shocking anymore when the hand-wringing medical powers-that-be expound on the dangers of trampolines? "Kids playing on trampolines can hit their heads!" "They can break their bones!" "They can get tangled up in that stupid netting like butterflies and flail wildly in the noonday sun until you, responsible… » 9/24/12 10:00am 9/24/12 10:00am

Boo, The Internet's Most Adorable Dog, Is Now An Adorable Stuffed Animal

Move over, Elmo. There's a new highly-coveted toy in town. What's that? You already did your holiday shopping this year? Tough shit. Gund has just announced a plush version of America's cutest dog. Kids — or, let's be real here, any adult with a soul — are going to go nuts over this thing. In fact, I'm announcing it… » 12/01/11 5:10pm 12/01/11 5:10pm

Famously Adorable Dog Appears On Morning Television, Nation Rejoices

Earlier today during Good Morning America's hey-it's-friday-who-cares-about-the-news segment, a news anchor walked around the streets of New York with notable pomeranian Boo in tow, to find out if people would recognize the celebrity pup. Not surprisingly, everyone recognized him, and reacted reasonably by stopping… » 9/09/11 12:05pm 9/09/11 12:05pm