Ghosts are haunting a police department in New Mexico.
Ugh, I kinda want a pair. Dammit.
Is it really shocking anymore when the hand-wringing medical powers-that-be expound on the dangers of trampolines? "Kids playing on trampolines can hit their heads!" "They can break their bones!" "They can get tangled up in that stupid netting like butterflies and flail wildly in the noonday sun until you, responsible…
Move over, Elmo. There's a new highly-coveted toy in town. What's that? You already did your holiday shopping this year? Tough shit. Gund has just announced a plush version of America's cutest dog. Kids — or, let's be real here, any adult with a soul — are going to go nuts over this thing. In fact, I'm announcing it…
Friends, Halloween is almost upon us. Which means candy corn, slutty beer mug costumes, and: ghost stories. And we want to hear yours.
Earlier today during Good Morning America's hey-it's-friday-who-cares-about-the-news segment, a news anchor walked around the streets of New York with notable pomeranian Boo in tow, to find out if people would recognize the celebrity pup. Not surprisingly, everyone recognized him, and reacted reasonably by stopping…
On Halloween celebrities are even worse than that neighbor who gives out pennies. Michelle Obama hands out vegetables, Jay Leno asks for his candy back, and finding chocolate in Christopher Nolan's candy bowl requires digging past a SweeTarts level.
Why trick of treat in the creative costume your mom spent hours slaving over when you could wear a plastic outfit from Target and look the same as all the other Iron Mans?