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Boning! Who doesn't love it? One woman in Sweden loves the sort of boning that gets you arrested, as she was apparently using human skeleton parts to have sex and then make CD's about the undiscovered joys of necrophilia. Okay, guys, we did it. We found a crazier, weirder thing than the Petraeus scandal. Who still…

Etsy recently announced that it would soon prohibit people from peddling things like lighter fluid, drugs, and preserved human remains on its site, because apparently archaeologists have figured out that, in a down economy, they can sell the shrunken-head necklaces they acquired in New Guinea to hipsters looking to…

A whole generation of young women has been and is, as we live and breathe, being spurred towards the field of forensic science, which is conspicuous among science and science related fields for one demographic reality — it's dominated by women, not men.

Fibroblast growth factor 21 (FGF21 for short) was a hot prospect in anti-obesity research — and drug companies jumped into the fray, eager to capitalize. But now it appears that, like sticks and stones, FGF21 will break your bones. Here's the story of the hip new weight-loss drug that may never see the light of day.

No, kids, there is not a bone in your penis. However, bones may have unexpected effects on male fertility.

A jawbone found earlier this month on an Aruban beach is human, but dental records show it's not Natalee Holloway's. Also, a cute kid from Jersey found a second bone, but that one's not even human.

Gleeks and Bones-heads, listen up: all your favorite show choir champs and forensics experts were on hand for Fox's 2010 summer Television Critics Association all-star party at the Santa Monica Pier's Pacific Park. And, not incidentally, looking almost uniformly awesome:

1,000-year old women's bones found in a rural Yorkshire excavation are significantly larger than those of village women from the same era - possibly because "the sexual division of labour was much less marked in rural areas." [Guardian]

If you thought the House Of Holland show was ridiculous, wait until you see what Jeremy Scott showed for spring 2010 in London today. One word: Flintstones.

Authorities in Orange County, Florida are saying they have positively identified bones they previously found as those of Caylee Anthony. Cause of death is "homicide by undetermined means." More info coming. [CNN]

Call them the "Turkey School": artists — and yes, there's more than one — who work with leftover Thanksgiving carcasses. Janet Haddad is known in her Pennsylvania hometown as "The Bone Lady," and acquaintances are happy to ply her with leftovers to transform into placecard holders, earrings and animal toys (like the…