"All-Natural" Erection Supplements Are Filled with Viagra 

Are you the kind of guy who likes to get his hard on the all-natural way? Or, at least by downing a herbal supplement drawn directly from the bountiful bosom of Mother Nature herself? It turns out that a sizable number of those natural supplements are full of the same chemical compound used to make Viagra. » 3/08/15 4:30pm 3/08/15 4:30pm

New Ronaldo Statue Features Prominent Bronze Wang

Cristiano Ronaldo's hometown of Funchal on the island of Madeira, Portugal celebrated their very own demigod on Sunday by ERECTING an XXL statue in his likeness. The ROCK-HARD ELEVEN-FOOTER, which boasts a RIGID faux-hawk and a VISIBLE CHUBBY, elicited an emotional, long-winded response from Ronaldo: » 12/22/14 12:30pm 12/22/14 12:30pm

Sexpert Says Feminism Has Made You Shitty in Bed

Feminism: Taking rights from men and giving them to women; turning once pleasure-giving women into lazy, demanding princesses. Hold up, though: MIT and Princeton Men's Health and Yahoo! have some tips for getting us back on track. » 9/28/14 2:05pm 9/28/14 2:05pm

​Mind-Blowing Facts Men Don't Know About Women Is Blowing My Mind

While it's safe to say we should all have a working knowledge of how the human body works, it's also quite obvious that definitions of what constitutes common knowledge vary widely, and nowhere is this often truer than when it comes to what we know about the opposite sex, and vice versa. » 8/22/14 3:00pm 8/22/14 3:00pm

Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A Creepy Old Man

Ben Stein, who the lowbrow among us will recognize as the eyedrop shilling "Bueller.... Bueller...." guy from Ferris Beuller's Day Off and the nerds will recognize as the conservative thought-generator and American Spectator senior editor, has penned an incredibly bizarre stream of consciousness essay on how he is… » 7/03/14 10:00am 7/03/14 10:00am

This 'Groin Gazing' Fashion Spread Starring Boners Is Amazing

Sometimes things that are revolutionary don't seem like that big of a deal. They seem like nothing special or just tongue-in-cheek enough to be more humorous than important social commentary, or just another cool thing on the internet. But who cares — even if something is all those things at once, it can still be… » 3/02/14 5:00pm 3/02/14 5:00pm

Viagra May Give Men Boners, But It Won’t Give Them Happiness

In today's most breaking/shocking/sensational news, it turns out men who have been taking Viagra have not seen a significant improvement in their relationships or quality of life. Wait, what? You can't gain life-fulfilling contentment and a soul-stirringly deep relationship from simply ingesting the pill that… » 11/27/13 5:20pm 11/27/13 5:20pm

The Sexy Sexually-Active Men of Erectile Dysfunction Ads

It’s the middle of the football season, which means it’s the height of older male demographic TV season — which means it’s PDE5 inhibitor advertising season. » 10/31/13 1:10pm 10/31/13 1:10pm

Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly from Its Website

Great news, erections! No longer will you have to drag your tired boner bodies all the way to the drug store to get your Viagra because Pfizer, in a first for the drug industry, is making that little $25 pill available on its website. Just type your prescription information into the keyboard and your supply will… » 5/06/13 1:55pm 5/06/13 1:55pm

Quiet Down, Vaginas. The Boners Are Talking.

For both men and women, it's a fact of nature that our hormone levels fluctuate and drop as we age. These fluctuations can have plenty of deleterious side effects, including loss of bone density, mood swings, and low libido. In ladies, this transition is called menopause, and we quietly medicate it with hormone… » 5/04/12 4:20pm 5/04/12 4:20pm

Kris Kardashian Gives Her Son A Boner

Last night's episode gave new meaning to "keeping up" with the Kardashians: 22-year-old Rob accidentally ingested organic male enhancement pills that his mother Kris intended to give to his stepfather. Rob's resulting (painful) erection landed him in the doctor's office. » 12/21/09 11:30am 12/21/09 11:30am

The Grossest Male Swimsuit Evs

As if Speedo thongs on men weren't gross enough, there are now skimpy male swimsuits designed specifically for erections. (Click image to view. NSFW.) [VV] » 8/05/09 11:40am 8/05/09 11:40am

"How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. Rich, tiny pianist Gavin… » 5/30/08 6:00pm 5/30/08 6:00pm

"Is Being A Deadbeat Dad An Automatic Dealbreaker?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like pubic hair, threesomes, and boners. Got a burning question?… » 5/16/08 4:20pm 5/16/08 4:20pm

Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

Clone-A-Willy kits enable you to make penis-shaped chocolate pops, candles, or soap from a mold you create out of a real-live boner. I've used a DIY dildo kit before, but the dildo it made was so fucking disgusting looking — all pock-marked like Edward James Olmos — and it smelled like it would give me cancer. But it… » 2/28/08 5:20pm 2/28/08 5:20pm

Jesus Christ

Whoever designed this light-switch cover is awesome for making it look like Jesus is showing his boner to two children...whether intentional or not. (Click on image to see full size.) [Playgirl] » 1/28/08 3:40pm 1/28/08 3:40pm

Boner Thugs-N-Harmony

If this commercial for Viagra had aired during SNL, I definitely would've thought it was a skit. But it's real! It's of a bunch of middle-aged dudes in a juke joint singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas." They're so jazzed about their erectile dysfunction that they needed to jam out about it! In… » 8/01/07 1:15pm 8/01/07 1:15pm