This 'Groin Gazing' Fashion Spread Starring Boners Is Amazing

Sometimes things that are revolutionary don't seem like that big of a deal. They seem like nothing special or just tongue-in-cheek enough to be more humorous than important social commentary, or just another cool thing on the internet. But who cares — even if something is all those things at once, it can still be… » 3/02/14 5:00pm 3/02/14 5:00pm

Viagra May Give Men Boners, But It Won’t Give Them Happiness

In today's most breaking/shocking/sensational news, it turns out men who have been taking Viagra have not seen a significant improvement in their relationships or quality of life. Wait, what? You can't gain life-fulfilling contentment and a soul-stirringly deep relationship from simply ingesting the pill that sometimes … » 11/27/13 5:20pm 11/27/13 5:20pm

Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly from Its Website

Great news, erections! No longer will you have to drag your tired boner bodies all the way to the drug store to get your Viagra because Pfizer, in a first for the drug industry, is making that little $25 pill available on its website. Just type your prescription information into the keyboard and your supply will arrive … » 5/06/13 1:55pm 5/06/13 1:55pm

Quiet Down, Vaginas. The Boners Are Talking.

For both men and women, it's a fact of nature that our hormone levels fluctuate and drop as we age. These fluctuations can have plenty of deleterious side effects, including loss of bone density, mood swings, and low libido. In ladies, this transition is called menopause, and we quietly medicate it with hormone… » 5/04/12 4:20pm 5/04/12 4:20pm

"How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. Rich, tiny pianist Gavin… » 5/30/08 6:00pm 5/30/08 6:00pm

"Is Being A Deadbeat Dad An Automatic Dealbreaker?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like pubic hair, threesomes, and boners. Got a burning question? Send… » 5/16/08 4:20pm 5/16/08 4:20pm

Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

Clone-A-Willy kits enable you to make penis-shaped chocolate pops, candles, or soap from a mold you create out of a real-live boner. I've used a DIY dildo kit before, but the dildo it made was so fucking disgusting looking — all pock-marked like Edward James Olmos — and it smelled like it would give me cancer. But it… » 2/28/08 5:20pm 2/28/08 5:20pm