What's Your Biggest Boner Killer?

Crushes can be so fickle. One day they're there, blazin' away in your heart and in your loins, and the next day they're gone, leaving you with nothing except the question "What was I thinking?" or "Really? Him/her?" Usually, something happens to trigger this mass exodus of feelings, but what that thing is can vary in… » 7/03/13 2:40pm 7/03/13 2:40pm

Chris Matthews Has An Annoying Hard-On For Kerry Washington

An epic cover story in next Sunday's New York Times magazine profiles Chris Matthews, the CNBC anchor whose casual sexism maybe got you riled up a few months ago, but then you stopped caring; well start caring again. In an opening scene he comes across the Obama-supporting actress Kerry Washington, who says she likes … » 4/09/08 2:30pm 4/09/08 2:30pm

This Is The Future Of Reality Television. On The Plus Side, The War On…


There's a new Viacom-produced humilidating show to set your TiVos for! It's called The Gamekillers and it's about those "evil forces" that stand between young men and the pussy they so rightly deserve. Oh, you know them: there's "British Accent Guy," who distracts women with his expansive vocabulary and cute-gross… » 9/13/07 10:30am 9/13/07 10:30am