Spanish Anarchists Sent an Explosive Box of Sex Toys to Catholic Leaders

A Spanish anarchist that sometimes goes by the super-catchy name Anticlerical Pro Sex Toys Group says it sent explosive devices hidden within boxes of vibrators to prominent ultra-conservative Catholics in Spain, because nothing screams SUSPICIOUS when you’re an abstemious cleric than receiving a shipment of sex toys.… » 4/21/13 3:00pm 4/21/13 3:00pm

Boston PD: Marathon Explosions Are an ‘Ongoing Event’ [Update]

Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis has described the two horrific explosions at the Boston Marathon as part of “an ongoing event” after a third explosion occurred about an hour ago at the John F. Kennedy Presidential library, five miles southeast of the Boston Marathon finish line in Copley Square. » 4/15/13 5:50pm 4/15/13 5:50pm

82-Year-Old Nun Breaks into the 'Fort Knox of Uranium' to Expose Lax…

Oh, man. This is some straight-up Homer Simpson shit right here. Security guards at the Highly Enriched Uranium Materials Facility—which houses the components to make over 10,000 nuclear bombs—not only failed to notice a group of activists climbing over the fence into their half-billion-dollar weapons-grade uranium… » 9/14/12 2:50pm 9/14/12 2:50pm

Bomb Squad Defuses Sex Toy…Again

An anti-terrorist bomb squad responded to a call from a post office in Petrozavodsk, Russia on Monday in regards to a suspicious package with a "strange ticking." After evacuating the building and securing the premises they inspected the package. It contained a vibrator. Apparently it had been accidentally turned on. » 3/15/11 12:37pm 3/15/11 12:37pm

Eddie Murphy Is Loyal — 'Til You Have His Baby

  • Eddie Murphy is on crack if he thinks a little bling is enough to convince the world that he treats his girlfriends well. Um, remember that you fathered and denied, Eddie? [People.com]
  • Oh come on people: There are enough real bombs in this world. Don't plant fake ones. [BBC]
  • Memo to President Bush: We already know…
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