For the Love of God, Don't Tattoo Your Eyeballs

Listen, I'm not here to ruin anyone's good time, but in the immortal words of Big Sean — if you're even thinking of getting an eyeball tattoo, then "I don't fuck with you." And don't come crying to me when you go blind and also your eyeball shatters, because that's a thing that probably will happen. Trust me. » 2/04/15 10:30pm 2/04/15 10:30pm

24-Hour Vacation Boobs Sound Like Your Basic Nightmare

A New York City doctor has finally devised a way to give women a saline solution injection that will increase cup size a cup or cup.5 bigger with a 20-minute procedure. The catch? It only lasts 24 hours, then they deflate, probably accompanied by the sound of air releasing from a tire. » 11/28/14 6:00pm 11/28/14 6:00pm

Tell Us Your Bad Tattoo Horror Stories! And Show Us Pics!

I think we can all agree that the funniest thing in the world is a blooper, which means that the real funniest thing in the world is a bad tattoo, because it is a PERMANENT BLOOPER. SOMETIMES ON YOUR FACE. » 7/31/14 7:00pm 7/31/14 7:00pm

This Woman Wears a Steel-Boned Corset 23 Hours a Day

Penny Brown wears a corset 23 hours a day. She's hoping to constrict her waist to half the size of her hips. She's already augmented her breasts to O-Cups and now she's doing some careful organ rearranging to get Jessica Rabbit's impossible figure. Her goal? A 26-inch waist. » 6/13/14 12:49am 6/13/14 12:49am

Your Cool Tattoo Makes You Unique, Just Like Everybody Else

It's been decades since having a tattoo meant you were a member of a dangerous prison, biker, or circus gang, and thank goodness. Because if tattoos were still obtained nearly exclusively by filthy sailors or social deviants, that would mean that three-quarters of people between 18 and 40 were inclined to commit… » 2/21/14 4:30pm 2/21/14 4:30pm

World's Most Pierced Woman Weds In Holey Matrimony

Elaine Davidson, who has about 6,925 piercings, was wed in Edinburgh, Scotland, on Wednesday. Ms. Davidson was born in Brazil and is a former nurse who does not drink or use drugs. When she was examined by a Guinness World Record official in May 2000, she had 462 piercings, 192 of which were in her face. » 6/10/11 11:35am 6/10/11 11:35am

Women Take Chicken Pills To Enhance Their Butts

After a woman's death from butt implant surgery gone awry, public attention has turned on the drive for a bigger butt, and the extreme measures (illegal injections, chicken-fattening pills) women use to get it. » 2/14/11 9:45am 2/14/11 9:45am

Not Every Tattoo Is About Sex

Steven D. Levitt at Freakonomics asks (and answers) the ever-annoying question: why get a tattoo? After rejecting the obvious, he zeroes in on the one reason we get inked (and do everything else): Sex. » 5/19/10 3:20pm 5/19/10 3:20pm

More Tattooed Ladies Speak Out Against Michelle McGee

According to CBS News, we're not the only ones annoyed with Michelle McGee for giving us painted ladies a bad name. Click through for some beautiful tattoos and one lawyer's passionate defense of ink. [CBS] » 4/13/10 5:30pm 4/13/10 5:30pm