For the Love of God, Don't Tattoo Your Eyeballs

Listen, I'm not here to ruin anyone's good time, but in the immortal words of Big Sean — if you're even thinking of getting an eyeball tattoo, then "I don't fuck with you." And don't come crying to me when you go blind and also your eyeball shatters, because that's a thing that probably will happen. Trust me. » 2/04/15 10:30pm 2/04/15 10:30pm

Your Cool Tattoo Makes You Unique, Just Like Everybody Else

It's been decades since having a tattoo meant you were a member of a dangerous prison, biker, or circus gang, and thank goodness. Because if tattoos were still obtained nearly exclusively by filthy sailors or social deviants, that would mean that three-quarters of people between 18 and 40 were inclined to commit… » 2/21/14 4:30pm 2/21/14 4:30pm