Awful Law Would Force Brain Dead Pregnant Women to Incubate Fetuses

A new law waiting to be signed into law by Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal would require that pregnant and brain dead women be kept on life support, regardless of the stated wishes of her family. If the pro-life crowd is trying to disprove accusations that they only care about women to the extent that they are… » 6/13/14 3:50pm 6/13/14 3:50pm

Bobby Jindal Thinks Birth Control Should Be Sold OTC So Women Won't…

Uh, what? Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal wrote an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal declaring his support for over-the-counter birth control. Was he blackmailed by an evil feminist militia? (They're just everywhere these days. It's an epidemic.) Did he get someone pregnant? Did he rationally consider how widespread… » 12/14/12 2:20pm 12/14/12 2:20pm

Bobby Jindal Confident Women Will Vote GOP if Republicans Just Stop…

Can you guess Louisiana Governor and unfortunate Kenneth the Page doppelgänger Bobby Jindal's great advice for the GOP as it attempts to retool itself to become more palatable to female voters? Change stuff around so that the party isn't one big, embarrassing celebration of religious wackiness? Stop making fairy… » 11/19/12 5:45pm 11/19/12 5:45pm

Republican Horrified to Discover that Christianity Is Not the Only…

It's an honest mistake, assuming that the Constitution only protects your own personal megachurch faith. But one Louisiana Republican is learning the hard way that religious school vouchers can be used to fund education at all sorts of religious schools, even Muslim ones. And while she's totally in favor of taxpayer… » 7/06/12 11:00am 7/06/12 11:00am

Crafty Republicans Want Mitt Romney to Pick Condi Rice as His Running…

All the Vice Presidential nominee speculation has caused presumed GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney to nearly short circuit with information overload. Which potential running mate will complement him, fill out the ticket, and give voters something to be excited about? Marco Rubio? Rick Santorum? Some other,… » 4/19/12 11:40am 4/19/12 11:40am

Hank Williams Jr. Pains Our Ears, And Our Brains

The Obama Administration Gets An Injection Of Estrogen

After more than a week of grumbling by women's groups that Hillary Clinton had damn well better not be the only woman in the Cabinet, along with grumblings by Latinos that they ought to be represented too, along comes the unsurprising news that Obama is, indeed, vetting women for Cabinet positions. Can you guess who… » 11/20/08 10:00am 11/20/08 10:00am

You Know It's Bad When Sarah Palin Makes More Sense Than Anyone

On what is rapidly turning into a day of major annoyances, it doesn't help that Sarah Palin seems to be making more sense than her fellow Republicans or that a guy who performed an exorcism on his college girlfriend might be her competition for the Republican nomination in 2012. Actually, what am I saying? Those might… » 11/12/08 10:00am 11/12/08 10:00am

"I Know: Barf." Truer Words Were Never Syndicated, Peggy!

"I know: Barf," writes Peggy Noonan in today's Journal, in the only good thing about having to do this crap the Friday before Memorial Day weekend and after another night of pointless inebriation. "One wants to be sympathetic to Mrs. Clinton at this point, if for no other reason than to show one's range," she… » 5/23/08 10:00am 5/23/08 10:00am

Why The Sad Glare Of Resignation, Hillary? Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!

Future VP Bobby Jindal's College Girlfriend Possessed By Satan? Or Just…

Meet Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal! He's the frontrunner to be the running mate to the presidential candidate closest to death, so it will surely please you to know that, in his brief 36-year life, he has endured many difficult things, including the presence of SATAN HIMSELF. Well, it was either Satan, or a… » 5/05/08 10:00am 5/05/08 10:00am

"But Now I've Had Enough. I Don't Want Turkey Anymore. I'm Full."

WHAM BAM. See that? It's today's New York Post. Are we there yet? Are you still reading? Hellooo, SinisterRouge? I bet you'd like to know what story led the paper, since Obama's HUUUUUGE WIN in yesterday's Beltway Belt primary was positioned bottom-right. So I'll tell you: it was a story called "Truth hurts: My secret… » 2/13/08 10:00am 2/13/08 10:00am