Miley Cyrus, twerking, in a unicorn onesie. Because this is America.

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature…

Not a direct quote, but I think the sentiment is pretty clear. Following Michael Lohan's ill-fated intervention/publicity-grab last week, Lindsay Lohan's publicist Steve Honig has quit. Honig says it has nothing to do with Lindsay and everything to do with Michael—who called him a "fucking liar" after Honig refused to…

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,…

A Nicki Minaj verse on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 4 is whipping all the blogs up into an unnecessary frenzy about her political predilections this morning:

Kristen Stewart has been dropped from the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel after Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross made it clear that Sanders would not be working with her again if he had any interest in Gorilla Gluing the shattered Chia pet of their marriage back together.

While the untimely death of Whitney Houston was tragic, it was also problematic because she wasn't just a person, she was a business. Those who were in her employ and family members she financially supported in life are now looking to cash in on her death. But considering the mess of an estate she left behind—she was…

World's Yuckiest Blowhard Bobby Brown responded to rumors that daughter Bobbi Kristina plans to change her last name to distance herself from him: "She can't change her last name, her name is her name. She'll forever be known as Bobbi Kristina Brown. There's no changing that, there's no taking that back." Bobby Brown…

This month is drawing to a close, and yet another celebrity has given birth before Jessica Simpson. This time it's Maggie Gyllenhaal who, along with hubby Peter Sarsgaard, has welcomed a brand new baby girl. She was born on April 19th, but they've only just gotten around to telling the world.

Lately it seems like not a day goes by without a famous person having a baby, and today's celebrity offspring news came as a total surprise: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley have adopted another baby, y'all! So what do we know about this new bundle of joy? Not much so far. The baby is reportedly a girl, and her arrival …