Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their…

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature… » 2/27/13 9:00am 2/27/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Is Finally Like, 'Uuuuugh, I'm Done with You…

Not a direct quote, but I think the sentiment is pretty clear. Following Michael Lohan's ill-fated intervention/publicity-grab last week, Lindsay Lohan's publicist Steve Honig has quit. Honig says it has nothing to do with Lindsay and everything to do with Michael—who called him a "fucking liar" after Honig refused to… » 10/25/12 8:40pm 10/25/12 8:40pm

Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,… » 10/24/12 9:00am 10/24/12 9:00am

Whitney Houston's Death Left Her Family Broke Enough to Turn to Reality…

While the untimely death of Whitney Houston was tragic, it was also problematic because she wasn't just a person, she was a business. Those who were in her employ and family members she financially supported in life are now looking to cash in on her death. But considering the mess of an estate she left behind—she was… » 6/07/12 4:30pm 6/07/12 4:30pm

Bobby Brown Vows that Daughter Bobbi Kristina Will Never Escape His…

World's Yuckiest Blowhard Bobby Brown responded to rumors that daughter Bobbi Kristina plans to change her last name to distance herself from him: "She can't change her last name, her name is her name. She'll forever be known as Bobbi Kristina Brown. There's no changing that, there's no taking that back." Bobby Brown… » 5/29/12 8:55pm 5/29/12 8:55pm

Maggie Gyllenhaal Gives Birth to Brooklyn's Newest Celebrity Baby

This month is drawing to a close, and yet another celebrity has given birth before Jessica Simpson. This time it's Maggie Gyllenhaal who, along with hubby Peter Sarsgaard, has welcomed a brand new baby girl. She was born on April 19th, but they've only just gotten around to telling the world. » 4/30/12 8:00pm 4/30/12 8:00pm

Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley Get a Surprise Visit From the Celebrity…

Lately it seems like not a day goes by without a famous person having a baby, and today's celebrity offspring news came as a total surprise: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley have adopted another baby, y'all! So what do we know about this new bundle of joy? Not much so far. The baby is reportedly a girl, and her… » 4/25/12 8:00pm 4/25/12 8:00pm

Elizabeth Smart Living a Normal Life of Exotic Hawaiian Marriages

In what sounds a little bit like a pagan ritual, Elizabeth Smart married Matthew Gilmour in a Mormon temple on Oahu's North Shore yesterday. Smart, a Utah woman who was kidnapped at age 14 and held captive for nine months by Brian David Mitchell, is now an apparently functioning 24-year-old senior at Brigham Young… » 2/19/12 11:00am 2/19/12 11:00am

Jada Pinkett Smith Wrote a Cheesy Love Song About Will Smith

People are always whispering that Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith are on the verge of divorcing any second, but things must be A-OK because for Valentine's Day, Jada recorded a song called "Burn" and dedicated it to her hubby on her Facebook page—you know, just like people do when their marriages are… » 2/16/12 8:00pm 2/16/12 8:00pm

Chelsea Handler Would Never Sleep With A Dwarf Because It'd Be 'Child…

Rosie O'Donnell and Chelsea Handler have gotten themselves into some super-sized trouble with the little person community. The two were chatting on Rosie's show when O'Donnell confessed, "I'm a little ashamed about it [but] I have a mild fear or anxiety around little people." Handler then went on to say some pretty… » 2/15/12 8:00pm 2/15/12 8:00pm

Courtney Love Claims Her Cat Was Killed By A Mountain Lion, Not Her…

Courtney Love has gone on the attack after a new e-book, Courtney Comes Clean, charged that her hoarding habits were responsible for the death of her daughter Frances Bean Cobain's cat. And, as usual, she's doing her lashing out via Twitter in her famous nonsensical style. The cat killing allegations arose during the… » 2/14/12 8:00pm 2/14/12 8:00pm

Whitney Houston's Body Is Being Flown Home on Tyler Perry's Private Jet

As news about Whitney Houston's tragic death continues to roll in, we now know that her body has been released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, and she is apparently on board Tyler Perry's private jet en route to New Jersey, where her funeral will be held later this week. Plans for the event are still coming… » 2/13/12 8:00pm 2/13/12 8:00pm

Details of Whitney's Death Emerge: Xanax and Alcohol May Be to Blame

If you don't already know, let me be the first to apologize for ruining what should have been a placid Sunday of Grammy-snarking — Whitney Houston, the diva that even Bret Easton Ellis's misogynistic, socially-numb serial killer held in high esteem, died last night at the heart-breaking age of 48. Houston's… » 2/12/12 11:00am 2/12/12 11:00am