Worth It: The Only Way to Get the Retro Cat-Eye Liner Effect

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation…
Tom Ford Thinks A Lot About Fat Women And Their Rolls Of Fatty Fat
- Tom Ford, a man who immobilized his forehead with Botox, thinks people should go naked. Especially, well... "Fat women almost always look better without the constraint and lumpy pinching of clothes, all the straps and elastic squeezing and sucking." [ContactMusic]
Courtney Love's Journey Into Style Will Be Animated For Your Pleasure
- Courtney Love hired Michael Mouris to create a short animated video about her life. Karl Lagerfeld comes to her and tells her she is "drowning in the kook," like a Teutonic fairy godmother of style. It is awesome. [WWD]
Gabourey Sidibe's Rumored Makeup Line
- Gabourey Sidibe is rumored to be doing a cosmetics collection with Bobbi Brown. [WWD]
- Zandra Rhodes wants to dress Lady Gaga. Which designer doesn't? [Vogue UK]
SJP Says Carrie Makes Her "Bolder"; Louboutin Realizes His Shoes Are Uncomfortable
- SJP on Carrie's style influence: "I've never revealed as much or been so daring or made quite as many triumphant mistakes as Carrie. But I'm now bolder than I would have been had I never played this part." [People]
Kate On Another Cover; Lady GaGa Goes Broke On Fashion
- Kate Moss was shot by Mario Testino for the September cover of British Vogue. That trench coat looks very Gisele photoshop-gate/neighborhood flasher, no? [Design Scene]
Amy Winehouse Gets Own Inspires Someone Else's Clothing Line
- Funny, this picture of Amy Winehouse looking "healthy and stylish" still looks off. British label PPQ is bringing the troubled singer's long-rumored fashion line to fruition — if you count PPQ "providing all materials and doing the design," as anything like having your own collection. [This is London]
Karl Lagerfeld Is Making A Silent Movie (It's "Laugh-Packed")
- Karl Lagerfeld is directing a silent movie. Obviously. "Expect a fast-paced, laugh-packed and loose interpretation of Gabrielle Chanel’s adventures between 1913 and 1923." Riotous, we're sure. [WWD]
- We had heard, of course, about the new Chanel fishing rod. However! Until now we had not seen its quilted case and…
The Karl Lagerfeld Teddy Bear: High Priced, Not Too Cuddly
- W on toy maker Steiff's limited edition, $1,500 Lagerfeld bear. "Naturally it looks just like him, from the impenetrable black sunglasses and high shirt collar to the skinny lacquered jeans. But, plush alpaca head aside, is the resemblance more than skin-deep? 'Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them,'…
It's (Another) Boy For Gwen & Gavin
- Gwen Stefani gave birth yesterday! The baby boy, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, weighed 8 1/2 lbs. Yes, "Nesta" was Bob Marley's middle name. Gwen and Gavin's other kid, Kingston, is named after a town in Jamaica. See the trend? [People]
- Newly pregnant: Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm. The dad is maybe probably property…
Making It With Makeup: How To Get A Great Day Look
Whenever I'm asked to give advice on applying makeup, it makes me a bit uncomfortable because 1) I'm not a makeup artist and therefore not necessarily qualified and 2) it just seems like something more appropriate had Condé Nast would've actually bought Jezebel. But we've finally worked out a way to create a series of…
Anna Wintour And Carine Roitfeld: It Is So On
- Anna Wintour on being called a "puppet" by French Vogue editor-in-chief Carine Roitfeld in New York Magazine: "Maybe you should ask Carine. I have no comment." [Frillr]
- But you should ask her about it if you happen to be at Oxford University today, where La Wintour will be speaking about her "media career and…
Blinged-Out Bazaar Pisses On Line Between Advertising, Editorial
For a special run of their December issue, Harper's Bazaar has bedecked the word "Fabulous" on 5,000 covers with 258 amber-toned Swarovski crystals. This is the fourth year in a row that Bazaar has partnered with Swarovski for its December issue, and mag pundits are wondering if the crystal company's sponsorship…
