McCain Surrogate Carly "SNL Was Sexist" Fiorina Goes Out With A Bang

Oh, did you hear? Carly Fiorina has canceled all her remaining television appearances this week and will be taking a short media-oxygen-free nap due to some little things she said yesterday. Other people that should join her in her media-vacuum? Maureen Dowd, who Jason » 9/17/08 10:00am 9/17/08 10:00am totally Rick-Rolled me with this morning, and…

Dubya: Now For Republicans To Poop On!

You know how sometimes you worry with all this Democratic infighting superdelegating Rock of Love American Idol whoresex ADD distraction etc. etc. that the American people are going to forget how evil Republicans are? Yeah, well guess what? I don't know if it is the war or the economy or the murder rate or the rising… » 3/31/08 10:00am 3/31/08 10:00am

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Senator Bob Casey Crowns Barack Obama Savior Of Pennsylvania Fetuses!

Some days I love Pennsylvania. Like: I love how the Victorian liquor laws actually mean good wine is cheaper there. I love how they still have a mob. I love how no one in Pennsylvania would tell you that being a state senator is no big whup. I love how I would regularly bite into a Tastykake from the office vending… » 3/28/08 10:00am 3/28/08 10:00am