Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.

Kate Walsh, like all of us, prefers to focus on the important things on Oscar night – namely, who wore an amazing/ridiculous/amazingly ridiculous dress and who has messed with their face the most since last year. Well, it appears that the Private Practice star has declared a draw when it comes to the latter and has…

Paul is that movie about a slacker alien. Who'd have thought it would have a nifty red carpet full of real human beings?

Waiting for Forever is "a Hollywood-set romantic tale of a guy who is content to live his life without a job yet with the love of his life, a young actress." The premiere was a tale of strange clothes.

The odds of our seeing "Little Fockers"? Slim to none, unless we're spectacularly unlucky with in-flights. The chances of gawking at some of the bizarre red-carpet choices? 100%!

• Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:

• Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:

• Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]

• The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]