PETA MAD/JUSTIN BIEBER SAD
PETA, the animal rights group so annoying that it almost makes you hate animals, is mad at Justin Bieber for posing with a tiger at his father Jeremy’s engagement party.
King Doofus Kirk Cameron: 'Wives Are to Honor and Respect and Follow Their Husband's Lead'
Conservative Christian, former child star, and lover of Subway footlongs Kirk Cameron has some thoughts on how your marriage should work.
Surprise: Beyoncé Actually Gave an Interview! Not a Surprise: She Still Somehow Said Nothing
Beyoncé, the biggest pop star in the world, granted Garage Magazine an interview, in which they seemed to ask her a whole lot about nothing, and she gave them a whole ltot of nothing in return.
Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans Are Sorry They Called Black Widow a 'Slut'
During a recent press conference for Avengers: Age of Ultron, Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner, like two giddy pickup artists on Tinder, referred to their fellow female Avenger as a “whore” and a “slut” for rejecting their characters’ romantic advances. The pair has since apologized.
Beyoncé and Jay Z Are Fine, Y'all
Dogged by cheating rumors ever since ElevatorGate (and by Bey's own doing with that Resentment lyric change), Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy put on a united front by posting a photo of them visiting Kara Walker's provocative exhibit in Williamsburg (after the jump). Bey and Blue wore matching dresses, which—aww.
Allison Williams Engaged to the Guy Who Founded CollegeHumor
It's weird to read this story because I basically 100% think of Allison Williams AS MARNIE, and it's pretty much impossible to imagine Marnie marrying a human man (as opposed to a stalk of pussywillows with a trilby on it). But congratulations to Allison Williams and her fiance, College Humor co-founder Ricky Van Veen!
Blue Ivy Carter Got a $75K Arabian Horse for Her 2nd Birthday (Maybe)
This seems fake and made-up and silly and I haven't seen it verified anywhere, but it also seems kind of totally plausible, so I'm going to go with TRUE. Beyonce and Jay-Z are rumored to have bought a $75k Arabian horse as a gift for Blue Ivy Carter's 2nd birthday (which is today!!!). IT IS ONLY BEFITTING AMERICA'S…
Madonna's Homeless, Alcoholic Brother: 'We Never Loved Each Other'
The same week it's been reported that Madonna's net worth is about $1 billion bones, someone's dug up one of Madge's eight siblings, Anthony Ciconne, a homeless alcoholic who's been living on the streets of Traverse City, Michigan for the last three years and basically drinking himself to death.
Levi Johnston Unveils the Totally Bizarre Name He's Chosen for His Unborn Daughter
When it comes to Levi Johnston, Alaska's most infamous baby daddy, one doesn't exactly expect grade A judgment, but today he managed to shock us all by announcing that he plans to name his forthcoming daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston. Seriously? Yes, and it is Beretta, as in the gun—it's not some family name. So is…
Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas Are Engaged, But Will Liz Lemon Bless Their Union?
Alec Baldwin, he of the perpetually icy yet surprised stare, certainly does like to keep us on our toes—and he's done it again. He's just gotten engaged to his 28-year-old girlfriend Hilaria Thomas. This has been rumored before, but this time it's for real. There's even a ring to prove it.
Oscar After-Party Showdown: Madonna vs. Elton John
It turns out that the Golden Globes feud between Madonna and Elton John was, like the award show itself, just a warm-up for a nastier, more passive aggressive Oscar feud in which one of the singers may be left alone and crying over a melting ice cream cake while the other is toasted by a host of celebrities even as an…
Are These the First Pictures of Blue Ivy Carter?
Behold Blue Ivy Carter! She is so beautiful and perfect, and it's sort of hard to believe it's actually her. The photos surfaced on Tumblr a little while ago, and they sure do look genuine—there's even a hand-written note signed by the Carter Family.
Demi Moore's 911 Call Reveals Her Daughter Was There When She Collapsed
The much-anticipated Demi Moore 911 call has been released, and it contains a few pretty depressing revelations. The almost nine-minute-long recording captures a very chaotic scene at Demi's house. It appears there were multiple people there with her that night, one of whom was likely her 23-year-old daughter Rumer…
Jay-Z Drops a Touching Hip-Hop Track About His Newborn Daughter
Hey, look! New music from Jay-Z featuring "B.I.C" (his daughter, Blue Ivy Carter.) The track's called "Glory," and the lyrics are much what you'd expect from a new dad: My kid is awesome, I am so happy. Lyrics:
