Hi Haters: Jay Z and Beyoncé Still Love Each Other

Not only does Beyoncé have new bangs, but apparently she's also got some brand new vows to go with them. After a summer where the "Drunk In Love" power couple maybe had marital troubles or maybe were totally fine, or maybe were stringing us all along to sell concert tickets, they have reportedly renewed their wedding… » 10/22/14 6:50pm Wednesday 6:50pm

Beyoncé and Jay Z, America's Royals, Have Landed at the Louvre

After a brief disruption, the Parisian sojourn of the American royal family — Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy — is back on schedule. The Knowles-Carter clan has shared photos from an idyllic (read: private) trip to the Louvre, where Jay and Bey embraced amongst priceless works of art and the young dauphine frolicked in… » 10/13/14 10:30am 10/13/14 10:30am

Blue Ivy's Hair Is Perfect and You Should Shut Up About It

I cannot believe we have to have this conversation. Although I see it over and over again, I continue to be stunned by the complete lack of respect and utter disregard their wellbeing that is shown towards little black girls. With that in mind, I'm not sure why I expected things to be any different for Blue Ivy Carter. » 8/26/14 5:10pm 8/26/14 5:10pm

This Video Is Every Conversation You've Had About Jay and Bey Lately

The Beyoncé and Jay Z split rumors have ruled the summer, thanks to the New York Post's sources who are always whispering that the wealthy couple is breaking up. Maybe Blue Ivy's parents are, maybe they're not, but Funny Or Die zeroed in on how the stories have gotten out of control with a new spoof. » 8/20/14 11:20am 8/20/14 11:20am

Beyoncé Debuts Nearly Nude Pregnancy Pics on Tour

The Carters are continuing their crusade of public love by releasing even more "look how happy we are" video clips, whether America is ready or not. During the opening leg of their On The Run tour this week, the couple revealed rare looks back at Beyoncé pregnant, the welcoming of daughter Blue Ivy at the hospital and… » 6/27/14 6:45pm 6/27/14 6:45pm

Beyoncé and Jay-Z's Tour Kicks Off With Footage From Their Wedding

Jay-Z and Beyoncé opened their On The Run tour last night in Miami and the Bonnie and Clyde routine is still going strong, complete with a 41-song set list that made me tired just reading it. Naturally, social media was flooded with images and clips from their performance. Here's a round-up, including their wedding… » 6/26/14 10:20am 6/26/14 10:20am

Can We Stop Fighting Over Beyoncé's Feminism Now?

Who's a feminist? NOT Beyoncé! Wait, no — yes, she is! (Now let the rotten tomatoes go flying.) This is a pretty accurate account of the feminist police arguing whether, following the release of Beyoncé's self-titled album last Friday, one even should call the superstar a feminist. Because apparently feminism is a… » 12/17/13 5:10pm 12/17/13 5:10pm

The New Beyoncé Album Just Got All These People Pregnant

Somewhere between the pussy-eating sex jam "Blow" and feminist author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's cameo on Flawless, I thought to myself, "Holy shit, this new Beyoncé album is getting me pregnant." I took to Twitter to express this, only to discover that the new Beyoncé album is apparently getting a lot of people » 12/13/13 4:20pm 12/13/13 4:20pm

Justin Bieber Made His Bodyguards Carry Him Up the Great Wall of China

Gleeful elf king of Little Shit Kingdom Justin Bieber has just out-Biebered himself: the most devious imp to ever don a flat-rimmed baseball cap made his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China. As an uncouth, wild-eyed barbarian who has been known to urinate upon images of other nation's former leaders,… » 10/01/13 9:09am 10/01/13 9:09am