This fucking toxic social media website called Cheaterville, which allows you to call out your unfaithful partner in a public forum on behalf of all of the men or women who will henceforth fall into his/her sexdevil talons, has released some statistics on the people listed by their scorned partners.
In science's relentless effort to prove that we're all just extras in a sprawling Quest for Fire remake produced by aliens, anthropologists would like to remind us that men prefer women with blonde hair because blonde hair is rare and that's why cavemen liked blonde hair, which is how blonde hair became more of a thing …
Its reason and purpose is unclear, but Victoria's Secret has created a list. The 2012 What Is Sexy? List awards distinctions like Sexiest Summer Style, Sexiest Summer Glow, and Sexiest Tweeter. You know, the stuff legends are made of. It's silly, sure, but it's also very telling. The company, whose customer is…
Tiny Latvia has not been having a good decade. The country of 2.2 million has had to cut services for its citizens as the effects of the ongoing global financial slump has ravaged its fiscal health. Last year, the Baltic country's economy shrank 18 percent. Everyone is sad. What's a formerly Soviet bloc country to do?
Is the "dumb blonde" stereotype more dye-ist than color-ist?
James O'Keefe, the ACORN-stinging fake pimp, had a novel idea on how to derail CNN's Abbie Boudreau documentary about young right-wing activists like him: seduce her and make a blackmail-ready sex tape. Wait til you hear about his planned moves.
"As the only woman I know who has made it into her 40s with a natural head of golden locks, it's maddening to read about bottle-blondes whose only wish is that people see beyond the (unnatural) colour of their hair."
From Gaga to Ke$ha to Rihanna to Xtina, "on the pop charts, blondes have held up to 70 per cent of the top slots recently." Take that, medium-brown Bieber! [GlobeandMail]
According to a study published in Economics Letters, blonde women are paid 7% more than women with other hair colors, and also tend to marry wealthier men. Wait until Veronica Lodge hears about this! [Telegraph]
NPR's Teshima Walker noticed that many of the black women at the Grammys had golden locks. Walker admits that she herself has blond tips, but says:
• The Obamas have been involved in a "veg scam," according to the NY Post. The vegetables used for the January 3rd Iron Chef White House Special were not, in fact, from the first lady's garden. •
The Washington Post's Robin Givhan knows the real reason Michaele and Tareq Salahi got into the White House. "Call it tall, thin, white, blonde privilege," she writes.
"A new survey" "reveals" that blondes take up to twice as long as brunettes to "get ready" to "go out." But, do they mean blondes, or "blondes?" Because that already implies more time-investment, yes? [Sun]
Despite Transformers and GI Joe, Hollywood is not done mining our childhood memories: Universal has acquired the rights to make a live-action movie based on Barbie. Details are sketchy, but here's what could happen:
"Going blonde is a guaranteed way for a woman to feel like a million dollars even during a credit crisis," says one Aussie stylist. Apparently salons are plying peroxide and home-bleaching products are up 67% in the UK. [News.com.au]
New research indicates that blondes and redheads are three times more likely than the general population to get melanoma, and fair-haired people who worked outdoor jobs as teens are ten times likelier to be diagnosed with the skin cancer. [TheAge]
[Riga, Latvia; May 31. Image via Getty]
Sorry, blondes. First Archie picks Veronica
