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This Week In Tabloids: Cameron? Divorcing! Beyoncé? Divorcing! Gwen and Blake? Who Knows!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find out about the potential nor’easter, dread the days spend trudging through the two feet of snow, and daydream about spending a week in Los Angeles at Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s house. Justin cooks the breakfast. Jen makes the juices. “Do you want beet in yours?” she…

Despite Request From Human Rights Activists, Nicki Minaj Performs in Angola 

Despite calls from human rights activists, Nicki Minaj performed in Angola at a holiday concert hosted by Unitel, a company controlled by the country’s dictator, José Eduardo dos Santos. According to reports, she received $2 million for the performance. “The payment you are receiving from your Angolan sponsors is the…

Kris Jenner Fires 'Her Entire Security Team' After Man Breaks Into Her Home and Confronts Her

On Thursday it was reported that a “Kardashian-obsessed fan” (who wasn’t me or Jezebel’s Managing Editor Kate Dries) broke into Kris Jenner’s home by posing as a crew member hired to install her Christmas decorations. Once he was through the gate, he got out of his car, walked right in the house, and straight into…

This Week In Tabloids: Miranda and Gwen Are Fighting Over Blake Shelton of All People

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the magazine store and buy Star, In Touch, OK, Life & Style, and Playboy (for a certain unnamed coworker who was interested in seeing what the magazine’s final nude issue was like), hand the friendly cashier our money (wow, Playboy is expensive!), and say, “Yes, absolutely,”…

This Week In Tabloids: Jen and Justin's Friend May Have Been Murdered During Their Honeymoon?!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we head back to the less-reliable newsstand, find ourselves pleasantly surprised to see that they have all the tabloids in stock, grab the four we need, wait in line behind a person buying even more tabloids than you, think about tapping her on the shoulder and saying, “Excellent…

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Love Is More Real Than Anyone Could Ever Comprehend

Sources close to Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani—hereby known as Gwake—would like to shut down all the rumors that the couple’s relationship is nothing but a ploy to boost ratings for The Voice. As illustrated in the photo composite above (as non-blurry photos of them being intimate do not exist), Gwake are closer and…