Blake Lively Says She Has A Great Body Because Of Chocolate

In news that you will make you think Willy Wonka is behind all those vast global media conspiracies we keep telling you are just 'silly,' Gossip Girl thespian and perfect dress wearer Blake Lively says NOPE, when it comes to her famous figure, she doesn't exercise or train or diet or count calories or get illegal… » 11/03/13 3:23pm 11/03/13 3:23pm

Blake Lively's Giant Diamond Ring Is Really, Really Distracting

Warning: Be very careful while watching this cooking segment, lest ye be blinded by a diamond the size of Wisconsin. Apparently the end product of this recipe is 70% brie, which I don't have a problem with, and it seems as though Blake Lively has a cool technique when it comes to egg cracking, but who can concentrate… » 5/17/13 4:30pm 5/17/13 4:30pm

Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime

Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd. » 5/10/13 9:00am 5/10/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers

Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent. » 3/11/13 9:00am 3/11/13 9:00am

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Rebel Wilson Hosting the MTV Movie Awards? So Far the Apocalypse Is…

The MTV Movie Awards have finally figured out what it will take to get us to watch the MTV Movie Awards: they have announced that Rebel Wilson will be hosting this year's ceremony on April 14th, the first female host since Sarah Silverman in 2007, and a damn good choice at that. However, it being MTV, here is the… » 12/21/12 9:00am 12/21/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with… » 12/20/12 9:00am 12/20/12 9:00am

Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died

Oh my fuck, this is the saddest thing, not to mention positively Dourtney-esque: Kim Kardashian's four-month-old teacup Persian, Mercy has died. After discovering she was allergic to cats, Kardashian had passed Mercy on to Khloé Kardashian Odom's assistant, Sydney Hitchcock, whose 12-year-old cat had just died. All… » 12/08/12 11:30am 12/08/12 11:30am

Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of …

Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The… » 10/18/12 9:00am 10/18/12 9:00am

Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the… » 10/11/12 9:00am 10/11/12 9:00am

Watch Lindsay Lohan in the Craptastic Liz & Dick Trailer

Here is the latest Lifetime promo for Liz & Dick, and it is bad. In the 5 seconds that feature Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, she chews so much scenery she winds up with linoleum in her teeth ("YOUAH SCREWING THAT WITCH???!!1*tosses glass*) and in the background blares that dubsteppy-sounding song from a… » 9/21/12 9:00am 9/21/12 9:00am