Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their…

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature… » 2/27/13 9:00am 2/27/13 9:00am

Jonah Hill Saw A Woman In Labor on a Park Bench And Tried To Instagram…

Sometimes "news" really just means "a conflagration of bizarre, seemingly-unrelated events that would seem more appropriate in a P.T. Anderson movie than they do in actual life," and this is one of those times. A woman went into the late stages of labor on a park bench in New York, and the paramedics were already on… » 8/11/12 11:30am 8/11/12 11:30am

Mortified Kristen Stewart Crawling into a Hole and Never Coming Out

Kristen Stewart has dropped out of Cali, the movie she was going to film with Alex Pettyfer, and will not show up to the premiere of On The Road. This is probably because her co-star in the Kerouac adaptation is Tom Sturridge, Friend Of R. Patz, which would admittedly be pretty awkward. » 8/09/12 9:00am 8/09/12 9:00am

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Lindsay Lohan's Probation Is Almost Over, But Her Criminal Past Is…

In less than 24 hours, barring any last minute brushes with the law, Lindsay Lohan will be off probation for the first time in four years. That means no more morgue duty, no more court-ordered therapy, and no more jail time. She's looking to get back to work and start fresh, but it her criminal record is already… » 3/28/12 8:00pm 3/28/12 8:00pm